Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
At least we have a real curse: the Black Sox. That billy goat shit is annoying.

So is Dusty Baker.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
He's married with kids, he's not dead.

True, at least until Ironweed fills me in on the proper blender speed for the bourbon/pill cocktail.


Mmmmm, bourbon. Speaking of which, anybody out there try Bulleit Bourbon? Kinda a goofy bottle, but pretty damn tastey, and much cheaper than most of the other small-batch/high end stuff. Priced like Maker's, but drinks more like Knob Creek.

Not that there's anything wrong with Maker's.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Riddle me this:

When Charlie Sheen plays a Cleveland Indian, they win the World Series.

When he plays a ChiSock, they go down in scandal.

Conspiracy?

And he made out with Ferris Bueller's sister at the Chicago police station! Fucker!

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ping Motherfucking Pow!!!!

I heart slave.

Merde! I meant I heart "Slave

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I heart slave.

Merde! I meant I heart "Slave

Again?

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore


If I vere a rich kat,
Me-ow me-ow me-ow, me-ow me-ow me-ow me-ow, meow.
All day long I'd meow me-ow meow meow.
If I were a vealthy cat.
I vouldn't have to purr hard.
Me-ow me-ow me-ow, me-ow me-ow me-ow me-ow, meow.
If I vere a me-ow me-ow rich,
Me-ow me-ow me-ow, me-ow kat.


PS - pass the vodka

I bet that cheapassfucking feline didnt contrib to Red Cross via Lawtalkers either

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Post some more about the Yankees, not only is really topical but its really rivetting too. And saves me the time of having to read the Post.

Maybe. But there isn't even a signal in your posts not to read it. They all suck.

TM

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Extra creepy points. Excellent. I've always been a bit low on creepy points.

Can't you just ask massage guy for a happy ending?

I attended the Sebby School Of Receiving Oral. There can only be one truly happy ending.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) I of course did not read this bc you cannot admit your wrong and its like lending money to a crack addict. That said...

Translation: I read it and can't think of a response that would make sense to any of the paigows, even.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
3) If you can carve a meaningful argument out of the wind and spittle being tossed around your brain by Hurricane Sexist Bullshit, then maybe I wlll give you seed money to start Cheap, Tawdry, Common Ass Models, Inc. I bet we can get the Fluffy Panties account.

This is nonsense. I mean, this gibberish can't even be translated.

TM

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I read it and can't think of a response that would make sense to any of the paigows, even.

This is nonsense. I mean, this gibberish can't even be translated.

TM

Translation: I got Slave to invest in the Cheap, Tawdry, Common Ass Model Agency but we went under when Kate Moss won the fluffy panties account. They told us she made them look classy,.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I attended the Sebby School Of Receiving Oral. There can only be one truly happy ending.

Its a great school, no? My patented "Fluff 101," where you discover you don't like oral as much as sex through repeated comparison is going for $13,000.00 a credit right now. If the Feds don't find a way pierce our parent company in the Caymans, they tell me credits will be higher than shares of Berkshire Hathaway by 2008.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Again?

There is only so much room on the enemies list.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
True, at least until Ironweed fills me in on the proper blender speed for the bourbon/pill cocktail.


Mmmmm, bourbon. Speaking of which, anybody out there try Bulleit Bourbon? Kinda a goofy bottle, but pretty damn tastey, and much cheaper than most of the other small-batch/high end stuff. Priced like Maker's, but drinks more like Knob Creek.

Not that there's anything wrong with Maker's.

Got a bottle in the freezer. Good, and you're right - can't beat the price.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its a great school, no? My patented "Fluff 101," where you discover you don't like oral as much as sex through repeated comparison is going for $13,000.00 a credit right now. If the Feds don't find a way pierce our parent company in the Caymans, they tell me credits will be higher than shares of Berkshire Hathaway by 2008.

I wish I were this drunk. THat's it. I am moving to the East Coast, where you get to get drunker sooner and for longer periods of time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Word. I was asking dtb how one shoudl go about seducing the manseur and she suggested I call him at home. I do not have his home phone number, why would I? To that I responded, seems kind of stalkery, no? What woudl Spanky do? She said he would have already moved in.

So you are currently somewhere between SPanky and me on the stalk scale. But you get extra creepy point for being married with children.

Dissent, with cheese. A married man has a reason to stalk. A single stalker is much creepier.

I have never stalked, as it requires effort.