Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by spookyfish
(Edited so to prevent dtb from getting out her red pen.)

It was an interesting topic before and you changed it into a baseball post just to keep dtb from reading it because of your grammar concerns? Well played.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Besides, I'm fucking Hank's and your wife. Life's never been better. and I don't have to worry about buying new pants every year.

That's good. Because you're too old for the "Husky" section.

TM

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It was an interesting topic before and you changed it into a baseball post just to keep dtb from reading it because of your grammar concerns? Well played.

The imaginary internet fascinates you?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Extras. On HBO. Ricky Gervais' new project. The first show wasn't as funny as office at its best, but it was damn good.

My Name is Earl. I've only seen the first episode, but it was very good.

Curb Your Enthusiasm has started.

I assume you are watching Lost, the best drama on tv. Invasion seems like Lost 2, Electric Boogaloo, but I haven't watched any of it.

Amazing Race has started. But I haven't watched the first episode, so don't fuck it up for me.

TM

I don't even have Amazing Race in my Tivo at this point. I'm just not sure that I'm gonna want to watch this family format. Someone tell me if it ends up being the greatest thing ever.

I do seem to need to do some Tivo shuffling. I don't think Curb recorded for some reason last week. And I should add Extras and maybe the Earl show.

I, like Less, have Apprentice Martha in my Tivo, but I have yet to watch an episode. The Tivo is a bit backed up at this point.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can't get my hands around aging. I fear a flip out Gary Busey period down the line. The monotony has me on the verge of tearing my hair out at times. I quite literally lived to do nothing but have a good time for so long that I am incapable of taking any satisfaction from anything other than that tooth clenching feeling you get after your fourth vodka, where Saturday night and you and a houseful of visiting fools has the night before you like a thunderhead. Without liftoff, what is there? I'm not sure I can handle the 40s thing. I'm not obsessing over it or anything... But people keep telling me how great my life should feel, and it just ain't there. Maybe golf is the ticket - its kept my old man acting 18 for the last 30 years.

This is outable birthday info, since we all know your dad joined a golf club on the day you were born.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Golf, like bowling, is made much more enjoyable with a cocktail. Or 12.

People who take it seriously bore me to fucking tears. Have a beer, shank a drive, make fun of yourself and make sure you're playing with a group of guys who are willing to tell you what a terrible shot you just made and how much you suck.

Wait. Are they playing too or do you just bring them wherever you go?

TM

PS - In case anyone was wondering, I just finished a closing and am in that great, albeit short, extra-posting, no one really knows I'm free period.

[dtb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Note to Coltrane: It's not only you.

Commentator says he understands that catcher is trying to keep his pitcher "in rhythm". Meanwhile, this whole thing causes at least a five-minute delay. They show Pinella in the dugout laughing his ass off.

Tonight is a must-win. I need to get some Tums or something.

(Edited so to prevent dtb from getting out her red pen.)

Too late. My monitor is covered in red pen, thanks to you lot.

YOU, however, get highlighter.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wait. Are they playing too or do you just bring them wherever you go?

My own personal peanut gallery.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
Too late. My monitor is covered in red pen, thanks to you lot.

YOU, however, get highlighter.

Is that good or bad?

On second thought, don't answer that. I just realized I'm starting to read like Hank lately.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Saying "hello" counts as cheating.

I guess that I should have told sebby that "skirt-chasing" is a Not Bobism for "complimenting the waitress's hair."

Is it worth it?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I never said you couldn't party after 40. I only stated my personal feeling that after 40, it's rather silly to go out partying in clothing purchased at PacSun or Abercrombie. Even if, like Thurgreed, you date girls who still hang their HS graduation tassel from the rear view mirror because it hasn't faded or gotten old yet.

Limited translation: rear view mirror = nipples.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
And I wish I had room for "Everybody Hates Chris," which I hear is brilliant.

This is the one I forgot. I wouldn't say it's brilliant. But it's pretty good.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Should be fixed. I don't know why you're being prevented from managing your list.

You're not thinking today. Paigow #3 is still holding a grudge against some of those people. Think of her like a malfunctioning tivo. Paigow #3 always overrules Paigow #2. But Paigow #1 doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is outable birthday info, since we all know your dad joined a golf club on the day you were born.

TM

He was golfing beforehand. In fact, there’s talk I may be my uncle’s son... you know... thats how it is growing up in the sticks... Holidays where everybody puts their car keys in a bowl and the wives select keys at the end of the night and go home with whoever’s car they get.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're not thinking today. Paigow #3 is still holding a grudge against some of those people. Think of her like a malfunctioning tivo. Paigow #3 always overrules Paigow #2. But Paigow #1 doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

TM

I wonder if paigow #3 points out the cellulite on paigow #1's ass and vice versa.