Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My parents were each other's rebound people (dad four months out of divorce, mom had just got a dear john letter from her fiancee who was serving in Vietnam) and have been together since 1969. But who knows? Maybe it won't work out.

That's right RT. It's not over until somebody's dead. Don't count those chickens.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
What are you talking about? We've met!

Prague is just a distant and faded memory now? hmph.


(Wait a second. Now I understand the source of confusion -- my legs don't have those unsightly saddlebags. A mistake anyone could make.)

I guess I should have properly czeched out your ass.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I guess I should have properly czeched out your ass.

Nice. Very Plzen. We need Moravia.

Less (too bad the joke isn't about Austria - the puns involving her Grazing at the buffet would abound) inSF

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I guess I should have properly czeched out your ass.

Mon Dieu! You have fastforwarded through Sebby and skipped Ollie and gone straight to Bilmore. Pleae go out with your posse tonight. Do it for the board.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Mon Dieu! You have fastforwarded through Sebby and skipped Ollie and gone straight to Bilmore. Pleae go out with your posse tonight. Do it for the board.

Okay. Maybe I'll have a couple of Whiff and tonics. Followed by an Irish Car Whiff.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Okay. Maybe I'll have a couple of Whiff and tonics. Followed by an Irish Car Whiff.

What is whiffable about " I probalby should have czeched out your ass"? Don't be the boy who cried Whiff.

Originally posted by taxwonk
I am the Reverend Mothafucka Squeeze. My screen name results in Tricktickler T. Flow.

My homies can jus' call me Rev.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is whiffable about " I probalby should have czeched out your ass"? Don't be the boy who cried Whiff.

Pay attention. How can you say that is not a whiff.

Coltrane's shitty pun was a re-dig at dtb's lousy mushroom pun that she inexplicably called to everyone's attention just when people were going to let it slide.

ETA where are my fucking documents you co-counsel bitches? It is almost seven o'clock and daddy doesn't work late no more.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ironweed
Pay attention. How can you say that is not a whiff.

Coltrane's shitty pun was a re-dig at dtb's lousy mushroom pun that she inexplicably called to everyone's attention just when people were going to let it slide.

What number whiff is that, a 2 or 3? It's not an original. I don't think. RT?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is whiffable about " I probalby should have czeched out your ass"? Don't be the boy who cried Whiff.

You, my dear, are a:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=whiff/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12cj2b0ii/EXP=1128120630/*-http%3A//www.roc-import.com/images/appats/whiff_it_hog.jpg[/IMG]

[Ms Fat Ass]

Originally posted by spookyfish
"Fat ass." This internet thing is an amazing tool.

(Apparently that is a CD cover.)

Whiff!!!!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Ms Fat Ass
Whiff!!!!

Originally posted by ironweed
Pay attention. How can you say that is not a whiff.

Coltrane's shitty pun was a re-dig at dtb's lousy mushroom pun that she inexplicably called to everyone's attention just when people were going to let it slide.

ETA where are my fucking documents you co-counsel bitches? It is almost seven o'clock and daddy doesn't work late no more.

The czech your ass was a lame pun to acknowledge dtb's mushroom dick comment? you cannto say I whiffed when the connection was this weak and tenuous.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The czech your ass was a lame pun to acknowledge dtb's mushroom dick comment? you cannto say I whiffed when the connection was this weak and tenuous.

"Ping! Pow!

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The czech your ass was a lame pun to acknowledge dtb's mushroom dick comment? you cannto say I whiffed when the connection was this weak and tenuous.

The FB is a symphony of subtle connections, barely-perceptible undercurrents, half-baked solipsism and complete misunderstandings. Maybe you need to clear your doors of perception with a big pile of Coltrane so that you can start feeling the vibe again.