Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by ironweed
The FB is a symphony of subtle connections, barely-perceptible undercurrents, half-baked solipsism and complete misunderstandings. Maybe you need to clear your doors of perception with a big pile of Coltrane so that you can start feeling the vibe again.

Is Coltrane a fun guy?

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is Coltrane a fun guy?

Now you're feeling it. Just let go.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is Coltrane a fun guy?

Aw, geez, not this shiitake again!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ironweed
Now you're feeling it. Just let go.

Crimini! You too?

I feel bad for the stupid and desperate gals out there who might fall prey to this. Is there some kind of referral line to forward this to? By the way, his math does not quite add up, non? Perhaps he means before taxes?

eta= Less, this isnt your friend who owns the, um, modeling agency that is recruiting the Cernterfolds Serb? If you call this guy, let me know how it goes. His name is "Naughty Dread" apparently.

Excuse me Sweetie. I own an escort service and the
ladies make $200,000 a year while being wined, dined,
taken on trips and partying with cute wealthy men. If
you are interested in making $1500 to $2000 a day let
me know. If you can forward a picture for a true
evaluation of your potential in this industry, it
would be appreciated. If you want a little more
information about my business go to www.zazaland.com
and look at a few of the escorts.
Call me at 510-978-7373.


SEND PIC AND THEN CALL ME. I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO PLAY
THE EMAIL GAME BECAUSE THERE ARE TO MANY INQUIRIES TO
MANAGE ALL OF THEM.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I feel bad for the stupid and desperate gals out there who might fall prey to this. Is there some kind of referral line to forward this to? By the way, his math does not quite add up, non? Perhaps he means before taxes?

eta= Less, this isnt your friend who owns the, um, modeling agency that is recruiting the Cernterfolds Serb? If you call this guy, let me know how it goes. His name is "Naughty Dread" apparently.

Excuse me Sweetie. I own an escort service and the
ladies make $200,000 a year while being wined, dined,
taken on trips and partying with cute wealthy men. If
you are interested in making $1500 to $2000 a day let
me know. If you can forward a picture for a true
evaluation of your potential in this industry, it
would be appreciated. If you want a little more
information about my business go to www.zazaland.com
and look at a few of the escorts.
Call me at 510-978-7373.


SEND PIC AND THEN CALL ME. I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO PLAY
THE EMAIL GAME BECAUSE THERE ARE TO MANY INQUIRIES TO
MANAGE ALL OF THEM.

that link doesn't work.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
that link doesn't work.

Does the phone number? I dont want to calll it and have my caller id show up? Have I fallen into a whifftrap?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Does the phone number? I dont want to calll it and have my caller id show up? Have I fallen into a whifftrap?

Not an original whifftrap. Maybe a noveau-whifftrap.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ironweed
... a symphony of subtle connections, barely-perceptible undercurrents, half-baked solipsism and complete misunderstandings.....

This so thoroughly defines my marriage that I suspect you were my marriage counselor.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This so thoroughly defines my marriage that I suspect you were my marriage counselor.

I thought your solipsism didn't get baked at all and that was the problem, no?

[dtb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Pay attention. How can you say that is not a whiff.

Coltrane's shitty pun was a re-dig at dtb's lousy mushroom pun that she inexplicably called to everyone's attention just when people were going to let it slide.

I couldn't believe that got nuthin'!! Not even a derisive snort (well, not an audible one, anyway.)

You people.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The hype machine for ["My Name Is Earl"] is amazing. However, the show itself was an effing bore.

Yeah, but remember --- you used to write letters to Norman Lear complaining that Archie was a good man and he should stop making fun of him.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Ms Fat Ass
Whiff!!!!

I'd rather not, but thanks for the offer.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Rescue Me rawks! I thought I was the only fan here. I cant decide if my favorite lines were the tutorial on what kind of sexual behavior with an ex, sister, widow, etc is okay and what isnt. The golden rule of drunkenness, Or the line where Denis leary and his brother are staking claim to which Jackson they are.

Wrong. Best scene was the guys giving brainstorming "feedback" at the diversity awareness seminar, with each one complaining their ethnicity gets shafted in the number of available epithets, and culminating when Leary walks out for a smoke saying diversity awareness can kiss his ass until he refuses to carry someone out of a burning building because they're black, or gay, or whatever.

My wife had to go to a diversity seminar three weeks later. I offered her $1,000 of separate property if she gave that speech. Her loss.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
I couldn't believe that got nuthin'!! Not even a derisive snort (well, not an audible one, anyway.)

You people.

You better czech yo' self before you wreck yo' self.