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10-14-2005, 02:22 PM
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#3931
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I did. He's a pussy-fag.
Pussy McPussy-Fag.
The hyphen in his name makes him even more gay, if such a thing were possible.
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My picks were less faggy than balt's.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-14-2005, 02:22 PM
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#3932
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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return of GA polling?
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
I did. He's a pussy-fag.
Pussy McPussy-Fag.
The hyphen in his name makes him even more gay, if such a thing were possible.
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That explains the foppish bowline knot with the spread collar.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-14-2005, 02:23 PM
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#3933
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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From the makers of Bad Idea Jeans
Bad idea part one: buying Halloween candy in advance because you think you will soon be much too busy to go out and get some.
Bad idea part two: buying AWESOME Halloween candy in advance because you are new to the neighborhood and want the kids, particularly those entering prime babysitting years, to like you.
Bad idea part three: buying awesome Halloween candy in advance at a time in your life when you have an atypical craving for sweets and are working from home.
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10-14-2005, 02:26 PM
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#3934
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
four in hand w/the spread
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Isn't that a bukkake flick?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-14-2005, 02:26 PM
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#3935
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Things I Hate
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you saying I've been in Lane Bryant?
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No insult there. The mumu is easy access. Great for playing doctor, too.
Now, as for the rolling her in flour before the sex... I trust you have a tarp set on the floor of the garage?
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10-14-2005, 02:27 PM
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#3936
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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From the makers of Bad Idea Jeans
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Bad idea part one: buying Halloween candy in advance because you think you will soon be much too busy to go out and get some.
Bad idea part two: buying AWESOME Halloween candy in advance because you are new to the neighborhood and want the kids, particularly those entering prime babysitting years, to like you.
Bad idea part three: buying awesome Halloween candy in advance at a time in your life when you have an atypical craving for sweets and are working from home.
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Translation: I am "working" from home -- suckahs!
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-14-2005, 02:28 PM
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#3937
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usually superfluous
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: the comfy chair
Posts: 434
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The room gets a little dusty:
(1) during the last 15 minutes of The Shawshank Redemption, when Red is on his way to meet Andy.*
(2) When Forest is at Jenny's grave in Forest Gump.**
(3) when William Wallace gets disemboweled in Braveheart.
*I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
**I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both.
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Huh. The Braveheart scene makes me want to pick of a sword and start killing some English. I mean, it's nice that Wallace will be reunited with his dead wife, but I think Wallace would be very disappointed to think some grown man is bawling like a little girl during his death scene. For shame.
But, I agree with (2). I'd also add:
Awakenings - after DeNiro has returned to his catatonic state and Robin Williams is watching the old film footage of the two of them together |
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10-14-2005, 02:28 PM
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#3938
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by baltassoc
In The Big Red One when they find the Nazi hiding in the oven, and they just keep shooting him. Also, the end where the kid dies.
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When Bud sits the essentially unserious and ungrounded Otto down and lays out for him the beauty and the truth of the Repo Man's Code.
Man, even now, I choke up . . . |
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10-14-2005, 02:29 PM
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#3939
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My picks were less faggy than balt's.
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Okay, the BaT one is pretty faggy. But the other 2?
I'd call Big Red One vs Shawshank Redemption a draw. BaT vs. Forrest Gump, also a draw, except that at least Audrey Hepburn is hot. Braveheart? Fucking Braveheart?
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10-14-2005, 02:31 PM
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#3940
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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From the makers of Bad Idea Jeans
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Translation: I am "working" from home -- suckahs!
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Want some candy?
How can a Baby Ruth, which indisputably resembles a turd, taste so good? That is, how can the human brain even permit one to eat such a thing? |
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10-14-2005, 02:31 PM
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#3941
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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return of GA polling?
Quote:
Originally posted by soup sandwich
Huh. The Braveheart scene makes me want to pick of a sword and start killing some English. I mean, it's nice that Wallace will be reunited with his dead wife, but I think Wallace would be very disappointed to think some grown man is bawling like a little girl during his death scene. For shame.
But, I agree with (2). I'd also add:
Awakenings - after DeNiro has returned to his catatonic state and Robin Williams is watching the old film footage of the two of them together
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Not bawling. I said it gets a little dusty in the room. Purely coincidental that the dust intensifies during that scene.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-14-2005, 02:33 PM
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#3942
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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return of GA polling?
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Okay, the BaT one is pretty faggy. But the other 2?
I'd call Big Red One vs Shawshank Redemption a draw. BaT vs. Forrest Gump, also a draw, except that at least Audrey Hepburn is hot. Braveheart? Fucking Braveheart?
Fag.
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I was just jumping on the "fag" train, NPI.
However, the only redeeming quality about BaT is that Audrey is hot. The movie is more calculated than a Scooby Doo episode.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-14-2005, 02:33 PM
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#3943
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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return of GA polling?
E.T., throughout the second half of the movie. Cannot. stop. crying.
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10-14-2005, 02:36 PM
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#3944
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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From the makers of Bad Idea Jeans
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Want some candy?
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Nuh- uh. Last time I fell for that one, I woke up in the basement of this pawn shop with zip-ties on my wrists and ankles, covered in blood and cigar burns and smelling like ether and vomit.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-14-2005, 02:36 PM
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#3945
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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PhDILF.
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Also, you will find apropos this song, which I saw performed last night by Richard Thomson (BTW, great, great show and I highly recommend catching this tour. It's just him and double-bassist Danny Thompson (no relation) and it is amazing.):
The Hots for the Smarts
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RT, if I were you, I'd be halfway insulted.
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