Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 268

robustpuppy · 10-14-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This tops Breakfast At Tiffany's for most contrived. Well done.

What about that scene where he wants to kill himself? And what about the one where all the people bring money to the house to save him from the wrath of the bank examiners? And at the end, the little girl says "every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings," while Donna Reed, idealized mother to top all idealized mothers, looks on, beatifically?

You know what really makes me cry? The scene on the roof with Rolf in The Sound of Music. When he was in the gazebo with Liesl, he promised that he-eed, take ca-are, of herrrrr, and now he's ready to turn the whole musical, patriotic family in to the marauding Nazis. The heartbreak!

NotFromHere · 10-14-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
My kids are all upset because the "original Bond" is now gone.

Meaning, Brosnan, of course.

I could scream.

You have not educated your children properly. That they do not know Pussy Galore is a shame.

I hated Pierce Brosnan - all I could think of when I saw him is Remington Steele. Of course the worse without question is Timothy Dalton.

Diane_Keaton · 10-14-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
What a sobfest. I get a little verklempt just sitting here thinking about it.

The scene in the kitchen when the mother tells June she has a "top quality heart" made me sob out loud.

Suyuan: "That bad crab, only you tried to take it. Everybody else want best quality. You, you're thinking different. Waverly took best quality crab, you took worst, because you have best quality heart. You have style no one can teach. Must be born this way."

Start sobbing bitch.

robustpuppy · 10-14-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You have not educated your children properly. That they do not know Pussy Galore is a shame.

A father can only teach his children what he knows himself.

dtb · 10-14-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I don't know. He's not really doing it for me. Maybe he's a really really good actor. I still liked Sean and Roger the best.

No one says Pussy Galore better.

I didn't remember Pussy being so zaftig. Are those rolls of fat on her midriff?

dtb · 10-14-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Suyuan: "That bad crab, only you tried to take it. Everybody else want best quality. You, you're thinking different. Waverly took best quality crab, you took worst, because you have best quality heart. You have style no one can teach. Must be born this way."

Start sobbing bitch.

You get me!! You really get me!!

Big, fat tears are now soaking my keyboard -- and it was brand new, too. You bitch.

notcasesensitive · 10-14-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think she is as Pretty when she is mean. Even to NFH.

If it makes you feel any better, every time I'm mean to NFH an angel gets its wings.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-14-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I didn't remember Pussy being so zaftig. Are those rolls of fat on her midriff?

That ain't Poosy. That's Honey Ryder.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-14-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If it makes you feel any better, everytime I'm mean to NFH an angel gets its wings.

"Jenny, Jenny, don't you see? God made me for the mission field, and I will serve Him there. But He also made me fast, and when I run, I feel his pleasure."

When you're mean to NFH, you feel God's pleasure.

Replaced_Texan · 10-14-2005, 04:32 PM

Adorable. (spree: diabetic coma inducing pictures of baby animals)

dtb · 10-14-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That ain't Poosy. That's Honey Ryder.

Damn, girl; you're good. OK, I amend my statement to say that I didn't remember Honey being so zaftig. (of course, I didn't remember Honey at all, but that's really beside the point, isn't it?)

Taltos · 10-14-2005, 04:34 PM

So the news says this usurper is only the second Englishman to play BondJamesBond.

As if Whales (welsh?) and Scotland (Scottish) "men" are not English men!

<big ole eyerolly emoticon here>

<<Mmmmm Scotch>>>

<<<and btw Princess, Brinnie Spears is WAY too old for me

>>>

Not Bob · 10-14-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know what really makes me cry? The scene on the roof with Rolf in The Sound of Music. When he was in the gazebo with Liesl, he promised that he-eed, take ca-are, of herrrrr, and now he's ready to turn the whole musical, patriotic family in to the marauding Nazis. The heartbreak!

Dude. The Captain *yelled at him* about giving him the Nazi salute, dissing him in front of his babe. Can you blame him?

Apropos of nothing, Captain von Trapp may have been a hero, but he was Not Bright. Evidence: (a) the Baroness was much hotter than the would-be nun; (b) He lives in the middle of the Alps, yet is a naval officer. WTF?

bilmore · 10-14-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A father can only teach his children what he knows himself.

Well, that explains their fashion sense, but I did spend gobs of energy and sound trying to explain how there is only one real Bond, and how all of these subsequent metrosexual fops with pretty hair shouldn't even be in the same room with Connery much less aspiring to replace him.

I tell them that the new dandies are like the Santa's Helpers that were in the stores at Christmas. Not the real Bond, but stand-ins, 'cuz he can't be everywhere.

But where I lose them is in the special effects. The Connery-era stuff just can't match the new crop, and so they like the new better.

Shape Shifter · 10-14-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about that scene where he wants to kill himself? And what about the one where all the people bring money to the house to save him from the wrath of the bank examiners? And at the end, the little girl says "every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings," while Donna Reed, idealized mother to top all idealized mothers, looks on, beatifically?

You know what really makes me cry? The scene on the roof with Rolf in The Sound of Music. When he was in the gazebo with Liesl, he promised that he-eed, take ca-are, of herrrrr, and now he's ready to turn the whole musical, patriotic family in to the marauding Nazis. The heartbreak!

Just broke the Nazi rule. And who can forget the final scene with Tod Langdon playing a handicapable man fighting corruption in "Rolling Tall"?

Scott (S): [on a podium behind a lectern and a microphone] Now I'm not against helping the handicapped. It's just that I'm tired of lining up for a restaurant on a slant. Okay. So we take down all the wheelchair-accessible ramps and replace them with large bumps. Large bumps!

People in room: [chanting] Large bumps!

Scott (S): Thanks kids.

Woman: [in a wheelchair at the back of the room next to Mark who is also in a wheelchair and holds a little girl on his lap] BASTARDS!

Mark (TL): No! No. Think! Alright. I wanna say something! Large bumps?!? I mean if you put large bumps on the sidewalks and streets of this city you're condemning every handicapped person into this town, man! And for what? SO THE LOCAL BUMP MANUFACTURER CAN MAKE MORE MONEY?! Well if that's your idea of AMERICA then count me out. I'm not the one that's handicapped. YOU'RE the ones that are handicapped... [pointing to his heart] IN HERE!

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