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10-14-2005, 04:48 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Nice. You are correct, sir. I am not worthy.
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Sigh.
OK, whoever that Bond girl in the photo is, she's got FAT ROLLS!!!
What's up with that? |
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10-14-2005, 04:48 PM
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#4037
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The Man With the Golden Whiff
(The Sound and the Plankton. Plankton and Prejudice. The Old Man and the Plankton ...)
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I think SS was just continuing with the "pussy" theme. So I say..... "Thunderwhiff" to you, to expand it to male genitalia. |
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10-14-2005, 04:51 PM
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#4038
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Dressed for Success
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As a side note, I saw the Sound of Music at the Warner staring Greg Brady!
Eggcellent talent.
(I also saw The Graduate with Morgan Fairchild. Some live nudity, but the lighting sucked)
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10-14-2005, 04:51 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by bilmore
Well, that explains their fashion sense, but I did spend gobs of energy and sound trying to explain how there is only one real Bond, and how all of these subsequent metrosexual fops with pretty hair shouldn't even be in the same room with Connery much less aspiring to replace him.
I tell them that the new dandies are like the Santa's Helpers that were in the stores at Christmas. Not the real Bond, but stand-ins, 'cuz he can't be everywhere.
But where I lose them is in the special effects. The Connery-era stuff just can't match the new crop, and so they like the new better.
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Am I the only one who finds it amazing that people still give a crap about who plays James Bond?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-14-2005, 04:52 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by Taltos
But they all tawlk funny.
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I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.
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10-14-2005, 04:53 PM
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#4041
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Am I the only one who finds it amazing that people still give a crap about who plays James Bond?
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My dear man, I do hope you give a crap that I once played Ms. Moneypenny in Bond-inspired comedic sketch performed for the entertainment of my coworkers. Good times. |
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10-14-2005, 04:54 PM
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.
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How do y'all feel about a pie-eyed-country-boy accent?
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10-14-2005, 04:54 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by Taltos
How do y'all feel about a pie-eyed-country-boy accent?
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I am dating a guy from west Texas.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-14-2005, 04:54 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Bond. James Bond.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think SS was just continuing with the "pussy" theme. So I say..... "Thunderwhiff" to you, to expand it to male genitalia.
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That, and Octofag didn't really work.
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10-14-2005, 04:55 PM
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I once slept with a Welsh guy simply because he asked me to in that lovely accent. At least, I think that's what he asked me to do.
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You know, I didn't find the Welsh accent so lovely when the Welsh dude in a pub in New Zealand claimed "I don't find you attractive IN THE LEAST, but your boyfriend has an erection for you the size of Nova Scotia." |
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10-14-2005, 04:56 PM
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I am dating a guy from west Texas.
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Giddy-yup!
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10-14-2005, 04:56 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know, I didn't find the Welsh accent so lovely when the Welsh dude in a pub in New Zealand claimed "I don't find you attractive IN THE LEAST, but, your boyfriend has an erection for you the size of Nova Scotia."
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Let me guess. Shepherd?
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10-14-2005, 04:56 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know, I didn't find the Welsh accent so lovely when the Welsh dude in a pub in New Zealand claimed "I don't find you attractive IN THE LEAST, but, your boyfriend has an erection for you the size of Nova Scotia."
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Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big? |
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10-14-2005, 04:58 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big?
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Sure. Like you'd want to walk around with Nova Scotia in your pants.
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10-14-2005, 04:58 PM
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BondPhallacy
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do Welsh dudes think Nova Scotia is big?
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Using the internet measuring tape, its huge.
(Nova Scotia, not my member)
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