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10-14-2005, 06:40 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you sure your new boyfriend didn't send you the link?
And how was Savion?
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Vivaldi part was awesome. Jazz set at end sucked ass. I never would have pegged it that way. Asian stringed instrument players just can't improvise.
My new slam piece probably doesn't even know how to click on a link, let alone send one. He still can't figure out how to send text messages. I doubt he's reading the onion. but, he's hung like a horse AND doesn't collect lunchboxes, so he's at least two up on the old bf, so we forgive him.
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So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-14-2005, 06:42 PM
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#4112
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Vivaldi part was awesome. Jazz set at end sucked ass. I never would have pegged it that way. Asian stringed instrument players just can't improvise.
My new slam piece probably doesn't even know how to click on a link, let alone send one. He still can't figure out how to send text messages. I doubt he's reading the onion. but, he's hung like a horse AND doesn't collect lunchboxes, so he's at least two up on the old bf, so we forgive him.
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I thought you already had a horse.
"We"?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-14-2005, 06:44 PM
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#4113
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought you already had a horse.
"We"?
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The horse is a mare?
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10-14-2005, 06:45 PM
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#4114
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought you already had a horse.
"We"?
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$5000.00.
But I have to film it.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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10-14-2005, 06:46 PM
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#4115
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought you already had a horse.
"We"?
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Eight to be precise. 8 horses.
We...humanity.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-14-2005, 06:46 PM
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#4116
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"We"?
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Whoa. Heavy. sb might be a paigow sock that one of paigow's alternate personalities covertly created.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-14-2005, 06:47 PM
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#4117
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by baltassoc
The horse is a mare?
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$2000.00
But she has to get her whole head in...
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10-14-2005, 06:48 PM
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#4118
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by baltassoc
The horse is a mare?
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I wasn't aware that sunny was that way, nttawwt, but I guess she's using her relationship as cover. I was wondering why she was dating a stupid gay man. I just hope she and nfh don't become the new you/RT of the board.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-14-2005, 06:50 PM
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#4119
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
$5000.00.
But I have to film it.
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Too late. We all got that email of the chick blowing the horse back in 1998.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-14-2005, 06:53 PM
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#4120
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I just hope she and nfh don't become the new you/RT of the board.
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I believe there's already a line for that honor, just waiting to become public.
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10-14-2005, 06:53 PM
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#4121
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I wasn't aware that sunny was that way, nttawwt, but I guess she's using her relationship as cover. I was wondering why she was dating a stupid gay man. I just hope she and nfh don't become the new you/RT of the board.
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Well, it was obviously a ruse. There are no stupid gay men. They're all brilliant witty bastards, who spit quips in Paul Lynde affectations... Gays and brains are like Asians and lack of improvisation with string instruments. Ever see a Gay Mongoloid drooling over his fuschia overalls? Of course not... That's as unpossible as an Asian Jazz Club.
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10-14-2005, 06:55 PM
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#4122
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
but, he's hung like a horse.
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Sweetie, you know I love you, so please don't be offended.
The above is probably not a good simile for you to use.
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10-14-2005, 06:56 PM
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#4123
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Too late. We all got that email of the chick blowing the horse back in 1998.
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You're thinking inside the box here.
ETA: And in a way, so am I...
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10-14-2005, 06:57 PM
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#4124
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Sweetie, you know I love you, so please don't be offended.
The above is probably not a good simile for you to use.
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It does explain the "we" part though - nice that the mare is getting some, too.
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10-14-2005, 07:00 PM
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#4125
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Sweetie, you know I love you, so please don't be offended.
The above is probably not a good simile for you to use.
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Well, since I see gigantic horse dicks on a regular basis, they're a good point of reference to me....but I'll refrain from telling you about the task of horsey sheath cleaning. Fun times.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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