Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Unless you're talking about the Butt Pirates.

Apropos of our baseball mascot discussions of the other day, I think Hank may have found his plaintiff(s).

[magic 8 ball]

Originally posted by Magic 8Baller
Off my corner, ho!

Has there ever been a more mundane and predictable sock than Magic 8Baller?

Reply Hazy. Try Again Later.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do you leave them in the bowl so a subsequent user can come by later and pollinate them?

There was a hall in my freshman dorm that designated a stall in the men's room the display stall. When someone felt that an impending crap was going to be somehow noteworthy (i.e. because of size, texture, contents of meal, etc.) they would use the display stall and make the turd available for public viewing.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
There was a hall in my freshman dorm that designated a stall in the men's room the display stall. When someone felt that an impending crap was going to be somehow noteworthy (i.e. because of size, texture, contents of meal, etc.) they would use the display stall and make the turd available for public viewing.

For the love of Pete, what are you DOING? Are you trying to wrest the GPE* Award from paigow's fingers?


*Grossest Post Ever

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
Of late, the dudes on my desk have taken a peculiar (to my mind, anyway) interest in why I didn't change my name to my husband's when we got married. I do use my husband's name for the kids' school stuff (e.g., when I signed up for a parent/teacher conference today, I used my first and his last name), but it's not "official" or anything. Is this really all that strange?

Fuck no. My wife hasn't changed hers.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by dtb
Of late, the dudes on my desk have taken a peculiar (to my mind, anyway) interest in why I didn't change my name to my husband's when we got married. I do use my husband's name for the kids' school stuff (e.g., when I signed up for a parent/teacher conference today, I used my first and his last name), but it's not "official" or anything. Is this really all that strange?

It is not strange and I would advise all married professionals to keep their own name, especially if they earned their degrees prior to marriage. I know a lot of people who did this.

Also, plenty of people are "Dr. Maiden" and "Mrs. Husband," or even just "My Name" who is married to "The Husband," without any legal name change.

Even without having legally changed my name upon getting married, dropping the alias upon divorce was difficult.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
Of late, the dudes on my desk have taken a peculiar (to my mind, anyway) interest in why I didn't change my name to my husband's when we got married. I do use my husband's name for the kids' school stuff (e.g., when I signed up for a parent/teacher conference today, I used my first and his last name), but it's not "official" or anything. Is this really all that strange?

My brother's wife din't, either. But she is the only one I know like that.

I think it she kept her name for professional reasons, mostly -- partly because she comes from a family of all females (sort of the "last of the line" concept, though this never made sense to me) -- and I am certain it's partly because people fuck up the pronunciation of my family's surname all the time. . .

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by dtb
For the love of Pete, what are you DOING? Are you trying to wrest the GPE* Award from paigow's fingers?


*Grossest Post Ever

Just reporting the facts, Ma'am.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think I'd rather be keel hauled then keyholed.

That thing can't be called a keyhole anymore- not since you "dated" the offensive line on Homecoming senior year.

[Mr. T in your pocket]

Originally posted by magic 8 ball
Has there ever been a more mundane and predictable sock than Magic 8Baller?

Reply Hazy. Try Again Later.

Shut up fool!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
There was a hall in my freshman dorm that designated a stall in the men's room the display stall. When someone felt that an impending crap was going to be somehow noteworthy (i.e. because of size, texture, contents of meal, etc.) they would use the display stall and make the turd available for public viewing.

They published a photo of one amazing turd which had to be five inches wide on the front page my college's underground campus newspaper. Everyone in the library took a look at that one. I'm still baffled as to how that "baby" could have been "delivered."

My wife has a shot of something her friend left when very drunk called "The Cobra." Rings the bowl nearly twice.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
There was a hall in my freshman dorm that designated a stall in the men's room the display stall. When someone felt that an impending crap was going to be somehow noteworthy (i.e. because of size, texture, contents of meal, etc.) they would use the display stall and make the turd available for public viewing.

Please don't tell me that there were velvet ropes and an usher, too.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck no. My wife hasn't changed hers.

Mine either. We considered hyphenating, but then decided against it. First, the thought of subjecting a kid to a hyphenated name and the attendant ridicule was too much to bear. More importantly, the bullshit one had so wade through to legally change one's name made keeping her name that much more appealing to Mrs. dL.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
My brother's wife din't, either. But she is the only one I know like that.

I think it she kept her name for professional reasons, mostly -- partly because she comes from a family of all females (sort of the "last of the line" concept, though this never made sense to me) -- and I am certain it's partly because people fuck up the pronunciation of my family's surname all the time. . .

Pekar?

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I heard she's waiting until she crafts the perfect fart joke before posting again.

You are a pale monkey in a business suit with your hand out avatar away from creating a Trifecta with the other two. I havent been around much but assumed she was off celebratng her personal ten K.