Waiting for Fitzgerald

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
is that how RT sees it?

BTW, she's got plenty of lube (i hear), so it shouldn't be too painful.

You remember that part how I used to be married?

[SlaveNoMore]

baltassoc
You remember that part how I used to be married?

Because you looked down...realized you were the only fat one???

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Because you looked down...realized you were the only fat one???

Are we sure Bill wasn't/isn't fat?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Because you looked down...realized you were the only fat one???

Yep. Let that be a lesson to you.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Yep. Let that be a lesson to you.

"Ping! Pow!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are we sure Bill wasn't/isn't fat?

Jen doesn't think so.



eta: Enh. Funnier when the pic was bigger. Anyway, does this mean that Balt is cuckold? Whoa.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Jen doesn't think so.

Who the hell is Jen and how is she relevant to this board or its mission?!!!??! Not_Bob, please stay on not_off_topic.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
According to the Statistics of Income Bulleting, for 2003, the last year for which data are available, taxpayer with between $100,000 and $200,000 accounted for 10% of all taxpayers. Taxpayers earning over $200K amounted to 2.8-2.95% of all taxpayers.

Like I said, you're rich.

Well, you've hit on my favorite pet peeve - the govt compiling stats, and making legislation, based on data averaged from every secotr of the country. I'm rich to a fucking dirt farming imbecile in WVa, but I ain't rich in Philly.

[Penske_Account]

THE TOP 10 WORST REASONS TO SUPPORT HARRIET MIERS:

"I SUPPORT HARRIET MIERS…



#10: BECAUSE SHE’S A WOMAN. "So, Karl Rove…made it clear that the President was looking for a certain kind of candidate, namely a woman to replace Justice O’Connor."—Dr. James Dobson, Focus on the Family.

#9: BECAUSE GEORGE W. BUSH "KNOWS HER HEART." "I know her heart."—George W. Bush on Harriet Miers.

#8: BECAUSE SHE’S NOT TOO SMART. "If a great intellectual powerhouse is a requirement to be a member of the court and represent the American people and the wishes of the American people and to interpret the Constitution, then I think we have a court so skewed on the intellectual side that we may not be getting representation of America as a whole. —Former Senator Dan Coats, Harriet Miers’ escort through the nomination process.

It’s supposed to be the smartest people we can find handling the toughest issues of the day. There’s already a place for the less-than-brilliant in our political system, Dan. It’s called the "United States Senate."



#7: BECAUSE SHE’S AN EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN: "Miers is a very, very strong Christian [who] should be a source of great comfort and assistance to people in the households of faith around the country."--Former Whitewater prosecutor, Kenneth Starr.


#6: BECAUSE HER EVANGELICALISM DOESN’T MATTER: "I believe that she is pro-life. But the question as to whether or not she's pro-life or not has no bearing and should have no bearing as to . . . how she would rule on a particular case interpreting the right to an abortion."- Scott McClellan.


#5: BECAUSE SHE HAS NO JUDICIAL EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER: "41 of the 109 justices who have served on the Supreme Court had no judicial experience at all when they were nominated. ...Furthermore, Harriet Miers's background as a legal practitioner [and lack of judicial experience] is an asset, not a detriment. She has spent her career representing real people in courtrooms across America."—Texas Senator John Cornyn.


#4: BECAUSE SHE’S "EXCEPTIONALLY WELL-QUALIFIED" FOR THE JOB: "Anyone that knows Harriet Miers knows that she's exceptionally well-qualified to serve on our nation's highest court."—White House spokesflak Scott McClellan.

Until the phrase "exceptionally well-qualified to serve on our nation’s highest court" is re-defined to mean "attended Bible study with George W. Bush," there is no way any rational person could use it to describe Harriet Miers.

#3: BECAUSE HER JUDICIAL PHILOSOPHY WILL NOT CHANGE OVER TIME: "I know her well enough to be able to say that she's not going to change, that 20 years from now she'll be the same person, with the same philosophy, she is today."—President George W. Bush.


#2: BECAUSE WE WILL HURT YOU IF YOU DON’T: "The White House is seeking the help of Republican activists in Iowa and New Hampshire to pressure GOP senators with Presidential hopes to support Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers. The effort, coming as the White House seeks to reassure conservatives skeptical about Miers’ qualifications, is largely aimed at turning up the heat on Sen. Sam Brownback of Kansas, White House aides acknowledged."--AP


And, finally, the Number One Worst Reason To Support The Appointment of Harriet Miers To The Supreme Court...

"TRUST ME" —President George W. Bush.


Hmmm….out-of-control government spending, faster government growth than under President Clinton, no border security, $300 billion in tax dollars thrown at Hurricane Katrina, the $700 billion drug giveaway program for rich seniors, signing the McCain/Feingold anti-free speech bill after declaring it unconstitutional, no progress on Social Security reform, massive expansion of federal government power into local schools, police, etc.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm rich to a fucking dirt farming imbecile in WVa,

Don't knock the dirt farming imbeciles of WVA Sebby, It is those same dirt farming imbeciles in WVA who are very important to the demoncrats in Washington. It is those dirt farming imbeciles in WVA, residing on the pork fueled section of the dimwit political plantation, who are deluded into voting for Kleagle Byrd, Conscience of the Demo Party.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
DeLay's mug shot.

I gotta hand it to him... This is a great "fuck you" photo. He's an idiot, but I have to give props to a anyone for thumbing his nose with that kind of glee.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Don't knock the dirt farming imbeciles of WVA Sebby, It is those same dirt farming imbeciles in WVA who are very important to the demoncrats in Washington. It is those dirt farming imbeciles in WVA, residing on the pork fueled section of the dimwit political plantation, who are deluded into voting for Kleagle Byrd, Conscience of the Demo Party.

Jesus.... He looks like an albino Yoda. When I get that way, I want someone to put me down.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus.... He looks like an albino Yoda. When I get that way, I want someone to put me down.

To your credit you have more character and principle than the Demo party leadership. If the Clintons can take out Ron Brown and Vinnie Foster, why not Byrd?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus.... He looks like an albino Yoda. When I get that way, I want someone to put me down.

I will trim your eyebrows, if that helps.

[cuckold]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are we sure Bill wasn't/isn't fat?

Bill's a little chunky.