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10-28-2005, 07:45 PM
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#1396
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Ps: in my continuing effourt to modify my behaviour to reflect my real life compassionate bearing, I have revised my tradedress. that is all. carry on.
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10-28-2005, 07:58 PM
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#1397
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-28-2005, 08:00 PM
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#1398
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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4:20
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ziggy Marley?
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A softer more colourful babyjesuschristsuperstar.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-28-2005, 09:58 PM
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#1399
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Ty@50
True story, true story.
Penske gets to be 85 and he's old and ready to die. But he keeps hanging on. Sick, infirm,crippled, can't hardly think-wets and shits himself daily, but he won't die, EVEN THOUGH HE"S READY!
He starts pleading and begging St. Peter to take him, no answer, and the pain just keeps getting worse. Finally his screams reach St. Peter and the lord's angel comes to Penske's bedside:
Penske: St. Peter, I'm 85 and sick- why won't you take me- I'm so ready.
S. Peter: 85? We've been monitoring the race times you claim on the internet and had you down as only 61, WTF?
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Ha! POTY
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-28-2005, 10:02 PM
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#1400
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The feared thing was pathetically begging for sperm, not being fat. The thought was that being flabby and wrinkled and something else (over 30?) would cause one to want a baby so desperately that one would beg imaginary internet friends for sperm.
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I am areal friend to both you and Paigow, but I'm not sure i want more kids. Ask me anything else and the answer is YES.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-28-2005, 10:03 PM
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#1401
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ha! POTY
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Question. Assuming Ty@yearofourlourd2005 is at least 30 and I am no more than 50, how does Ty@50 know my fate at age 85?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
Last edited by Penske_Account; 10-28-2005 at 10:22 PM..
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10-29-2005, 12:09 AM
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#1402
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 188
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ha! POTY
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Dissent. Hank makes a post in mid-december that takes it.
Penske. You obviously cannot fathom space/time continuum. Once it's broken you can go where you want, when you want. Like how SS/Thurgreed/Taxwonk and I got full access once your sister first lost her virginity.
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much to regret
Last edited by Ty@50; 10-29-2005 at 11:08 AM..
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10-29-2005, 01:52 AM
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#1403
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Thank you, ncs
for making more reading time for me. I am now not sure I can continue with Survivor for when I see Jeff Probest in his banan republic dictator outfit all I can picture is him parading around his wonder schlong.
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10-29-2005, 02:03 PM
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#1404
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2.
Isn't [being a transactional lawyer] mostly just saying "take it or leave it!"?
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Nah. You also have to know when to call bullshit when someone tells you they get some term/concession "in all their deals." |
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10-29-2005, 02:21 PM
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#1405
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Mantrap advice sought
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
So far my kids are socialist hippies, although the paternity tests are not back on any of them.
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Focus your suspicions on Kid #1 -- she's too pretty to be yours.
P.S. Hi Penske! |
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10-29-2005, 02:26 PM
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#1406
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ha! POTY
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They say one of the first signs of irredeemable decay is responding to your own socks. I'm sure you can find an example or two on the board.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-29-2005, 03:31 PM
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#1407
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Ha.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
They say one of the first signs of irredeemable decay is responding to your own socks. I'm sure you can find an example or two on the board.
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Who's "they?" Me? I don't sock.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-29-2005, 03:51 PM
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#1408
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Ha.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who's "they?" Me? I don't sock.
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Would you make that statement under oath?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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10-29-2005, 07:56 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Ha.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Would you make that statement under oath?
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What he meant to say was "I don't sock well". I concur. |
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10-29-2005, 09:56 PM
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#1410
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Ha.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What he meant to say was "I don't sock well". I concur.
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Ummmm, I think what you meant to say was : "Hank don't sock. Well?"
And I thought it came out you were Ty@50. No?
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