Meh.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you ever fantasize about splooging on her face, in a hate splooge kinda way?

Yes.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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Sebby(pre Unibrow) is one of probalby two asses I would tap. Can you guess the other one?

HINT TO THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TOO BUSY FELLATING THEIR WAY THROUGH LAW SCHOOL TO THRIVE: it is not one of my listed sperm donor candidates.

Pre-Big-Lebowski-Sock Slave?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not her, but Krugman, yes. That stubby, bearded little bastard gets me so hotnbothered.

If I knew what you looked like I could picture you giving Rich a workout.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I remember when I first went over to my now ex's law school apartment. He had a twin (!) bed with a tissue box and a container of lubriderm sitting out. I don't think it was a lady trap- I think he honestly thought the gal would not know what lubriderm was really used for. Lubri-derm. Lub-ri-derm.

I had the horrowshow of having my folks over to my place and discovering that my wife and I had left a tube of KY next to the bed.

My father laughed his ass off; my mother was clearly bent about being confronted with the issue.

The very worst, worst, worst thing I could imagine would be getting caught tcbing by your mom. A buddy of mine came home shitfaced in high school and went upstairs to work one out to porn. He passed out, lubriderm by his side, dick in his hand. He woke up to his mom gingerly trying to put a blanket over him without waking him.

I'd have to move out the next day.

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
At least 3 that I can think of. 4 if you count Paigow/Slave.

3???!?! That's an anemic head count, sts, iyw, npi.

Slave had that many in one night in his heyday before the bubble burst. Counting guys.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Huge dissent. If you're a guy, DO NOT use any Nivea product on your face. You might as well be wearing face paint. I regularily use Oil of Olay Complete SPF 15 on my face (yes, I'm admitting to this - my face gets really dry b/c I usually shower 2x per day). Once, I borrowed some Nivea. It prevents you from sweating, until, all of a sudden, little beads of sweat appear everywhere. It's like an anti-perspirant for your face, blocking your sweat glands until your sweat is released en masse.

To my knowledge, the Mr. does not have any sweat issues with the Nivea. Oil of Olay products are also still on the Chick household boycott list for the same reason as L'Oreal.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The very worst, worst, worst thing I could imagine would be getting caught tcbing by your mom. A buddy of mine came home shitfaced in high school and went upstairs to work one out to porn. He passed out, lubriderm by his side, dick in his hand. He woke up to his mom gingerly trying to put a blanket over him without waking him.

Same story, except worse. His mom didn't put the blanket over him. Instead, she laughed and went to get his dad, who came upstairs and also laughed.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had the horrowshow of having my folks over to my place and discovering that my wife and I had left a tube of KY next to the bed.

My father laughed his ass off; my mother was clearly bent about being confronted with the issue.

The very worst, worst, worst thing I could imagine would be getting caught tcbing by your mom.

I walked in on a roommate tcb'ing to the 25th anniversary addition of Penthouse. That was somewhat traumatic.

I felt partially responsible as the night before I had a loud session going with the flavour of the evening and the facial made scream enough to wake the dead (or my living roommate). I imagine listening to the action for 5 hours got him agitated.

Has nickname was the iguana. I kicked him out of the apartment at the end of that month.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Same story, except worse. His mom didn't put the blanket over him. Instead, she laughed and went to get his dad, who came upstairs and also laughed.

Well, I guess that beats having psycho-religious folks. Another buddy of mine claims his mom didn't quite catch him in the act, but during the "cleanup" (porn mag oopen on bed). He said she pitched a hissy fit at dinner and said to his father "John, I'm certain Billy was FORNICATING himself!!!!!!" He said his dad reacted with a snicker.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
(porn mag oopen on bed)

Glamour?

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I walked in on a roommate tcb'ing to the 25th anniversary addition of Penthouse. That was somewhat traumatic.

I felt partially responsible as the night before I had a loud session going with the flavour of the evening and the facial made scream enough to wake the dead (or my living roommate). I imagine listening to the action for 5 hours got him agitated.

Has nickname was the iguana. I kicked him out of the apartment at the end of that month.

I got busted by my gf having sex with another chick in HS. That was no big deal. But the experience left a horrific image in my mind because a friend of mine who was having sex with a girl in another room alerted me that my gf had come in the front door of the apartment by exiting his gf and running down the hall to my room naked. I recall saying "Dude, what the fuck are you doing sporting wood in the hallway?!" His heart was in the right place, but man, was he fucking stupid. My gf and her friend turned on the hall lights and there was was, half hard, standing there like a dope. I locked the door and waited for the screaming. But I never got that nasty image out of my head. There's something so wrong about about a man sporting wood out in the open. Its just so disturbing.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Glamour?

When I was really young, I ruined many Vic's Secrets that way...

The airbrushing out of the nipples in the current catalogues is a goddamned crime.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yes, you are right. You caught us. Shifter and I have.... gasp... a football wager. And everyone here watched us make it.

Sorry, sugar. You're spoken for. What a finish!

Originally posted by Fugee
Hands that feel like sandpaper is a different product than a face moisturizer.

For a guy, I'd get a moisturizer that has at least SPF15 so he can get some sun protection along with the moisture. And get one that is noncomedogenic. I've used Kiehl's and liked the Ultra Facial Moisturizer. But you can get perfectly good moisturizers at Target or the drug store and many of those don't look too foofy for guys. Check out Cetaphil, Purpose, Neutrogena and Nivea.

For sandpaper hands, you could check out a hand cream that has glycolic acid or some other exfoliant. I like Philosophy's Time on Your Hands (but it stings if you have cracks from the dryness). Or give him a sugar scrub on his hands to get the dead skin off and then a hand cream without glycolic acid. I also like the Kiehl's Ultimate Strength Hand Salve, Neutrogena Norwegian Formula, and Eucerin. On the higher end, the L'Occitane Shea Butter Hand Cream is decadently rich. I get really dry hands in the winter so I usually have several types of hand creams wherever I might need them.

STAY AWAY FROM THE CETAPHIL. Its the equivalent of science diet being pushed by a vet.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sorry, sugar. You're spoken for. What a finish!

Does this make sense to you?