Waiting for Fitzgerald - Page 290

Diane_Keaton · 11-01-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe she is only like 25?

Is 5 really that low of a number for actual intercourse? I've always assumed 5-10 was about average. What's the norm for oral sex? I'd put my number at about 25 for that.

sgtclub · 11-01-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe she is only like 25?

Still unexpectedly low (NTTAWWT).

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-01-2005, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I'd put my number at about 25 for that.

In a row?

sgtclub · 11-01-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
It's a pure 5. But...when I say blowjobs are excluded (and all oral sex) I mean...that's a lot of stuff we're excluding here, Sarge. Now, I wouldn't say I'm exactly a Blow Job "Queen" (NTTAWWT) but I wouldn't exactly call me a Morman, either.

I don't mean any offense. I'm just a little shocked, but maybe I just tend to date sluttier (in a good way) women.

Tell me this - you go down on a guy or he goes down on you, and it doesn't result in intercourse? How does that happen? Is oral the consolation prize?

Shape Shifter · 11-01-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
It's a pure 5. But...when I say blowjobs are excluded (and all oral sex) I mean...that's a lot of stuff we're excluding here, Sarge. Now, I wouldn't say I'm exactly a Blow Job "Queen" (NTTAWWT) but I wouldn't exactly call me a Morman, either.

Are you excluding anal? Were you a debutante virgin?

sgtclub · 11-01-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Is 5 really that low of a number for actual intercourse? I've always assumed 5-10 was about average. What's the norm for oral sex? I'd put my number at about 25 for that.

In my experience, that is way low. I'd say that you are in the 95th (or 5th, depending on one's perspective) percentile. I'd guess the average for women is about 15.

Diane_Keaton · 11-01-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by sgtclub
Tell me this - you go down on a guy or he goes down on you, and it doesn't result in intercourse? How does that happen? Is oral the consolation prize?

Oh, I see what you mean. Okay, the oral sex/no intercourse stuff was mostly in high school where I guess going "that far" seemed far enough. College and law school was just one guy, and then after that I guess the numbers are just low. But now I would never want to just have oral without the Full Monty.

(And, I knew the anal post was coming. Damn I should have taken the wind out of his sails).

Shape Shifter · 11-01-2005, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Oh, I see what you mean. Okay, the oral sex/no intercourse stuff was mostly in high school where I guess going "that far" seemed far enough. College and law school was just one guy, and then after that I guess the numbers are just low. But now I would never want to just have oral without the Full Monty.

(And, I knew the anal post was coming. Damn I should have taken the wind out of his sails).

Nonresponsive.

ltl/fb · 11-01-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Is 5 really that low of a number for actual intercourse? I've always assumed 5-10 was about average. What's the norm for oral sex? I'd put my number at about 25 for that.

The norm is going to depend on whether you were married (and stayed that way for more than a few years) and how old you are, I would think. I think 5-10 for someone who got married fairly early (before 30ish) and was dating the spouse for a long time before they got married is pretty average. I would think the norm for someone who is single through the mid-30s would be higher.

I'm talking averages, people. No need to cite gwink's scarred hockey-player list.

If I'm in private with someone and we are both getting naked, I don't really draw a distinction between oral and intercourse -- or I don't see why someone would do oral and refuse to have intercourse (like, that would make them purer?) unless there were no condoms available or something. If you are making do in the back seat of a cab or a handy alley, I can see where you'd limit to oral.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 11-01-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Oh, I see what you mean. Okay, the oral sex/no intercourse stuff was mostly in high school where I guess going "that far" seemed far enough. College and law school was just one guy, and then after that I guess the numbers are just low. But now I would never want to just have oral without the Full Monty.

(And, I knew the anal post was coming. Damn I should have taken the wind out of his sails).

I would avoid the word "wind" in posts about anal. I mean, unless it's part of a good story or something.

Penske_Account · 11-01-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Two questions:

Are you calling Diane a polygamist, or a Mormon?

Are you one of the five?

One of my socks once had an erotic daydream involving DianeK, but I am not sure if she is counting that.

Penske_Account · 11-01-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The norm is going to depend on whether you were married (and stayed that way for more than a few years) and how old you are, I would think. I think 5-10 for someone who got married fairly early (before 30ish) and was dating the spouse for a long time before they got married is pretty average. I would think the norm for someone who is single through the mid-30s would be higher.

I'm talking averages, people. No need to cite gwink's scarred hockey-player list.

If I'm in private with someone and we are both getting naked, I don't really draw a distinction between oral and intercourse -- or I don't see why someone would do oral and refuse to have intercourse (like, that would make them purer?) unless there were no condoms available or something. If you are making do in the back seat of a cab or a handy alley, I can see where you'd limit to oral.

What if one party boycotts condoms and thus oral with a facial becomes the default act?

Hank Chinaski · 11-01-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The norm is going to depend on whether you were married (and stayed that way for more than a few years) and how old you are, I would think. I think 5-10 for someone who got married fairly early (before 30ish) and was dating the spouse for a long time before they got married is pretty average. I would think the norm for someone who is single through the mid-30s would be higher.

I'm talking averages, people. No need to cite gwink's scarred hockey-player list.

If I'm in private with someone and we are both getting naked, I don't really draw a distinction between oral and intercourse -- or I don't see why someone would do oral and refuse to have intercourse (like, that would make them purer?) unless there were no condoms available or something. If you are making do in the back seat of a cab or a handy alley, I can see where you'd limit to oral.

Say if you are at an all you can eat place and you sneak out into the alley for a quickie- 10 minutes tops- can you come back in and eat more, or do you have to pay a second time?

Diane_Keaton · 11-01-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Say if you are at an all you can eat place and you sneak out into the alley for a quickie- 10 minutes tops- can you come back in and eat more, or do you have to pay a second time?

I can't believe you want to delve into that sloppy- seconds discussion again.

ltl/fb · 11-01-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Say if you are at an all you can eat place and you sneak out into the alley for a quickie- 10 minutes tops- can you come back in and eat more, or do you have to pay a second time?

I don't like all-you-can-eat places except maybe the Fogo de Chao type. And those are expensive enough that you can duck out for a bit and come back in and continue.