Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Off the top of my head, I can name 4 songs off of "Get the Knack."

Out-pathetic that!

I can't.

[dtb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
That's a fucking abomination.

And an unkosher menorah at that!

Anti-semites.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
And an unkosher menorah at that!

Anti-semites.

Are the cloven hooves the problem?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Still not as old as that old fuck Wonk.

Just remember, Spooky, age and deceit will beat out youth and agility every time.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is it true what they say about men that age?

Yes. We're still interested in sex. We just want to know what's on cable first.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by spookyfish
That's a fucking abomination.

It's not as bad as the "Goy to the World" musical tree ornament, but I see your point.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sing it sister. On the one hand, I wish this would last forever. On the other, I'm going to lose my job if I spend another conference call thinking about cock instead of whether the D Notes are debt or equity.

Thanks. Now I have nose-puked coffee all over myself.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are the cloven hooves the problem?

Yours or the menorah's?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
And an unkosher menorah at that!

Anti-semites.

I suppose that means no Yulepig, either.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sing it sister. On the one hand, I wish this would last forever. On the other, I'm going to lose my job if I spend another conference call thinking about cock instead of whether the D Notes are debt or equity.

So which is it you tease, debt or equity?

Rock hard debenture,

Flinty

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are the cloven hooves the problem?

No. Cloven hooves are necessary (but not sufficient). It's unkosher because the candles are not in a straight line.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
BTW, the Holy Ghost needs to be placed on waivers. He's worse than Curly Joe. Bring nothing to the scene. Nada... They gotta cut him and bring in Krishna or maybe Muhammed. Give a little taste to those angry Muslims...

You've got it all wrong. The HG has been carrying most of the workload for the last couple millenia.

I can't follow your sport analogies, but the HG is like the senior associate who has most of the work on the deal but the client really only knows the partners so gives them all the credit.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Fugee
You've got it all wrong. The HG has been carrying most of the workload for the last couple millenia.

I can't follow your sport analogies, but the HG is like the senior associate who has most of the work on the deal but the client really only knows the partners so gives them all the credit.

when Penske's Jesus incarnation would claim "the Spirit moved him" to make some odious post, do you think he was referring to the Father, the Son or the Holy Ghost?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when Penske's Jesus incarnation would claim "the Spirit moved him" to make some odious post, do you think he was referring to the Father, the Son or the Holy Ghost?

I always assumed he meant a single-malt scotch.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
No. Cloven hooves are necessary (but not sufficient). It's unkosher because the candles are not in a straight line.

Actually, I don't think they all have to be in a straight line, but I think they all have to be the same height.