Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought it was a fisting reference.

HAHAHA!!!! The classics never die.

Wasn't the whole fisting thing like just last month or something? Your attempts at instant classicization of recent FB phenomena ring as hollow as the faux nostalgia and soul-crushing forced joviality found in some of our nation's leading generic suburban chain restaurants. Are you trying to turn the FB into Applebees?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I always forget, perhaps because I couldn't really care less, but which is the Papist brand and which is for the Proddies?

Jameson is Catholic, Bushmills is Protestant.

Beer-wise, Beamish is considered Protestant, and Murphy's Catholic, while Guinness apparently gets a free pass, being from Catholic Dublin but controlled by Protestants, at least until it was sold to the French.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Wasn't the whole fisting thing like just last month or something? Your attempts at instant classicization of recent FB phenomena ring as hollow as the faux nostalgia and soul-crushing forced joviality found in some of our nation's leading generic suburban chain restaurants. Are you trying to turn the FB into Applebees?

Actually, it was like two weeks ago. Nevertheless, there is a standing FB rule that anything sexual which sets RT aback is instantly a classic. For example, I draw your recollection to the RT's Sister and the Pee Request Incident, which also became instant legend.

Perhaps it's your own contempt for anything that isn't cutting edge, or the "it" thing of the moment that is tainting your appreciation for the classics? Not everything older than your last gratuitous blowjob is a mojito, you know.

Posuer. You're what, like 35 now? It's time to grow up and admit that you've sunken into the soft middle-age of closeted homosexuality, spinning your way desperately toward a youth you will never reclaim.

[Captain]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Posuer. You're what, like 35 now? It's time to grow up and admit that you've sunken into the soft middle-age of closeted homosexuality, spinning your way desperately toward a youth you will never reclaim.

Come now. By use of "reclaim", you are assuming he has claimed that youth before. And I have it on good authority that the youth wants nothing to do with him.

[Alex_de_Large]

link.

spree: like to craigs list posting; contains some nudity, but no exposed tasty bits.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Actually, it was like two weeks ago. Nevertheless, there is a standing FB rule that anything sexual which sets RT aback is instantly a classic. For example, I draw your recollection to the RT's Sister and the Pee Request Incident, which also became instant legend.

Perhaps it's your own contempt for anything that isn't cutting edge, or the "it" thing of the moment that is tainting your appreciation for the classics? Not everything older than your last gratuitous blowjob is a mojito, you know.

Posuer. You're what, like 35 now? It's time to grow up and admit that you've sunken into the soft middle-age of closeted homosexuality, spinning your way desperately toward a youth you will never reclaim.

You know when you're waiting somewhere, like say a client's lobby, and you are forced to look at the dull artwork because there's nothing else to look at? And, even though you wish you didn't waste the time, you still reach observations, like maybe the brushstroke are rather primative, or the artist seems to be on some treadmill like production schedule?

I sort of had that feeling reading this post. Anyone of the 3 above paragraphs would on its own be a typical journeyman level Wonk post- but the 3 taken together have a frightening synergy.

Like say how 1 mosquito bite is an irritant, but a minor one. But if you get a second mosquito bite within the area of the first- that becomes a major pain. I have never had a 3rd bite within the area of the first two, so I really wasn't prepared for what a 3 wonk post might feel like,

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
link.

spree: like to craigs list posting; contains some nudity, but no exposed tasty bits.

She should be asking for Grey Cup tickets, 'cause she's got the CFL-style extra large end zone.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
She should be asking for Grey Cup tickets, 'cause she's got the CFL-style extra large end zone.

Isn't the goal a bit futher back for Canadian girls?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Isn't the goal a bit futher back for Canadian girls?

Fisting... buttsex... it's all good.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You know when you're waiting somewhere, like say a client's lobby, and you are forced to look at the dull artwork because there's nothing else to look at? And, even though you wish you didn't waste the time, you still reach observations, like maybe the brushstroke are rather primative, or the artist seems to be on some treadmill like production schedule?

I sort of had that feeling reading this post. Anyone of the 3 above paragraphs would on its own be a typical journeyman level Wonk post- but the 3 taken together have a frightening synergy.

Like say how 1 mosquito bite is an irritant, but a minor one. But if you get a second mosquito bite within the area of the first- that becomes a major pain. I have never had a 3rd bite within the area of the first two, so I really wasn't prepared for what a 3 wonk post might feel like,

You were so much funnier before you sobered up.

[Not Bob]

The dude on the right has a very PLF-y vibe.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
She should be asking for Grey Cup tickets, 'cause she's got the CFL-style extra large end zone.

Okay, it's not the smallest ass I've seen, but if you are seriously calling this one extra-large, your perspective is about as warped as a 13 year old anorexic's.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Not Bob
The dude on the right has a very PLF-y vibe.

There's a dude in that picture?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
There's a dude in that picture?

Do you remember sometimes your mommy would wear a necklace? Did you know that was to draw attention to her breasts?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you remember sometimes your mommy would wear a necklace? Did you know that was to draw attention to her breasts?

I always thought it was to draw attention away from the scars.