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12-13-2005, 02:22 PM
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#1486
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Odd Weather
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
As we have discussed oh so many times, you just long to get into bnb's pants. Or get her skirt flipped up. Whatever.
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She is the one with the large, round TITS, so we would want to see her TITS first. And then her ASS. And then get into her PANTS. In that ORDER.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-13-2005, 02:23 PM
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#1487
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Odd Weather
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She is the one with the large, round TITS, so we would want to see her TITS first. And then her ASS. And then get into her PANTS. In that ORDER.
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So if she were bent over the arm of the couch when you walked in, you would decline to fuck her because she hadn't shown you her TITS? Geez you are picky. |
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12-13-2005, 02:44 PM
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#1488
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Odd Weather
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if she were bent over the arm of the couch when you walked in, you would decline to fuck her because she hadn't shown you her TITS? Geez you are picky.
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That depends. What kind of couch is it?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-13-2005, 03:31 PM
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#1489
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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RFP
Don't ask how, but lawtalkers.com has recently come into possession of the fist shaped dildo that Coltrane was so good to advertise for us a few weeks ago.
How should we give such a lovely prize away?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-13-2005, 03:36 PM
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#1490
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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RFP
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't ask how, but lawtalkers.com has recently come into possession of the fist shaped dildo that Coltrane was so good to advertise for us a few weeks ago.
How should we give such a lovely prize away?
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Would its award be the result of a contest or a penalty?
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-13-2005, 03:37 PM
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#1491
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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RFP
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't ask how, but lawtalkers.com has recently come into possession of the fist shaped dildo that Coltrane was so good to advertise for us a few weeks ago.
How should we give such a lovely prize away?
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A contest of some sort is the obvious answer, but what kind of contest? A song parody? A poll, perhaps -- with people submitting nominations on who should get the fist and why? |
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12-13-2005, 03:40 PM
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#1492
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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RFP
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Originally posted by Not Bob
A contest of some sort is the obvious answer, but what kind of contest? A song parody? A poll, perhaps -- with people submitting nominations on who should get the fist and why?
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Reparations? has anyone been cheated on a contest in the past?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-13-2005, 03:46 PM
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#1493
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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RFP
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't ask how, but lawtalkers.com has recently come into possession of the fist shaped dildo that Coltrane was so good to advertise for us a few weeks ago.
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How did lawtalkers.com come into possession of this?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-13-2005, 03:47 PM
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#1494
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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No Fun
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I'll check it out, but I remain unclear how it makes you feel any different than usual. I just had two business trips to New York and Atlanta, and I felt like slapping lips all over the Eastern seaboard.
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There's a certain violence behind that fuzzed out sound. I can't put my finger on why it does, but that slow, plodding distortion makes me want to reconnect with that primal "damn that felt sweet" feel you got punching a dickhead square in the face back in fourth grade.
I imagine that sharp right cross to the teeth of the twit bitching into his cell phone and manipulating his blackberry with the ferocity of a 13 year old just discovering his member shoots live rounds would feel that much more satisfying with "I Wanna Be Your Dog" banging through my head.
It just puts me in the holiday spirit.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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12-13-2005, 03:48 PM
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#1495
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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RFP
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Reparations? has anyone been cheated on a contest in the past?
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Though I won the Superbowl pool fair and square, I'm okay with Hank getting fisted if it will shut him up.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-13-2005, 03:49 PM
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#1496
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Odd Weather
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if she were bent over the arm of the couch when you walked in, you would decline to fuck her because she hadn't shown you her TITS? Geez you are picky.
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I'm with you... go for the vault first... shake down the cash registers on the way out...
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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12-13-2005, 03:49 PM
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#1497
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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No Fun
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There's a certain violence behind that fuzzed out sound. I can't put my finger on why it does, but that slow, plodding distortion makes me want to reconnect with that primal "damn that felt sweet" feel you got punching a dickhead square in the face back in fourth grade.
I imagine that sharp right cross to the teeth of the twit bitching into his cell phone and manipulating his blackberry with the ferocity of a 13 year old just discovering his member shoots live rounds would feel that much more satisfying with "I Wanna Be Your Dog" banging through my head.
It just puts me in the holiday spirit.
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a dickhead is not a vegetable.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-13-2005, 03:59 PM
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#1498
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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No Fun
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a dickhead is not a vegetable.
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Depends on the dickhead.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-13-2005, 04:03 PM
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#1499
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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RFP
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't ask how, but lawtalkers.com has recently come into possession of the fist shaped dildo that Coltrane was so good to advertise for us a few weeks ago.
How should we give such a lovely prize away?
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I'm sure you will invent something novel.
Just make sure it's nowhere near me. That thing is frightening. |
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12-13-2005, 04:05 PM
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#1500
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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RFP
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How did lawtalkers.com come into possession of this?
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I'm almost certain you don't want to know the answer to that. |
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