Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd go with "50 surgeons at the party, and they've got the lawyer cutting the meat," but maybe that's just me.

Better than you. Daily.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So do I.

(you mean fisting, right?)

Fisting! hahahaha

Fisting! hahahahahahaha!!!

Anal fisting!!! OOOOOHHHH hahahahahaha!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I cannot believe that, even for those previously unfamiliar with the concept (if not the practice), the word fisting had not lost any titillation or humor value by the eighteen thousandth time it was mentioned over the course of two weeks. Things may have been raunchy and occasionally juvenile back in 2001, but these days I feel like I am watching a cross between a bad SNL skit and Beavis and Butthead. You know the way SNL these days every once in a while stumbles across a concept with some mild humor value? And then it proceeds to use that schtick in every single skit for about a year? And then it makes a full length motion picture premised on the once-mildly-humorous concept, so flooding the popular culture with this once-mildly-humorous concept that it ensures that the lowest common denominator conversation you will be stuck having with every jackass on the elevator or with every drunk ass stranger in a bar while you are waiting for someone will be the repeated invocation of whatever inane catch phrase has become the representation of that once-mildy-humorous concept?

Well, let's just stop it. Enough with the fisting. IT. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

We have alread lost one paigow. We can scarcely afford to lose any more.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fisting! hahahaha

Fisting! hahahahahahaha!!!

Anal fisting!!! OOOOOHHHH hahahahahaha!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I cannot believe that, even for those previously unfamiliar with the concept (if not the practice), the word fisting had not lost any titillation or humor value by the eighteen thousandth time it was mentioned over the course of two weeks. Things may have been raunchy and occasionally juvenile back in 2001, but these days I feel like I am watching a cross between a bad SNL skit and Beavis and Butthead. You know the way SNL these days every once in a while stumbles across a concept with some mild humor value? And then it proceeds to use that schtick in every single skit for about a year? And then it makes a full length motion picture premised on the once-mildly-humorous concept, so flooding the popular culture with this once-mildly-humorous concept that it ensures that the lowest common denominator conversation you will be stuck having with every jackass on the elevator or with every drunk ass stranger in a bar while you are waiting for someone will be the repeated invocation of whatever inane catch phrase has become the representation of that once-mildy-humorous concept?

Well, let's just stop it. Enough with the fisting. IT. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

We have alread lost one paigow. We can scarcely afford to lose any more.

You might have covered this while I was gone, and, if so, sorry, but, what is an "ass stranger"?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fisting! hahahaha

Fisting! hahahahahahaha!!!

Anal fisting!!! OOOOOHHHH hahahahahaha!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I cannot believe that, even for those previously unfamiliar with the concept (if not the practice), the word fisting had not lost any titillation or humor value by the eighteen thousandth time it was mentioned over the course of two weeks. Things may have been raunchy and occasionally juvenile back in 2001, but these days I feel like I am watching a cross between a bad SNL skit and Beavis and Butthead. You know the way SNL these days every once in a while stumbles across a concept with some mild humor value? And then it proceeds to use that schtick in every single skit for about a year? And then it makes a full length motion picture premised on the once-mildly-humorous concept, so flooding the popular culture with this once-mildly-humorous concept that it ensures that the lowest common denominator conversation you will be stuck having with every jackass on the elevator or with every drunk ass stranger in a bar while you are waiting for someone will be the repeated invocation of whatever inane catch phrase has become the representation of that once-mildy-humorous concept?

Well, let's just stop it. Enough with the fisting. IT. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

We have alread lost one paigow. We can scarcely afford to lose any more.

I think that the contest is now over. Congratulations, PLF.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fisting! hahahaha

Fisting! hahahahahahaha!!!

Anal fisting!!! OOOOOHHHH hahahahahaha!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I cannot believe that, even for those previously unfamiliar with the concept (if not the practice), the word fisting had not lost any titillation or humor value by the eighteen thousandth time it was mentioned over the course of two weeks. Things may have been raunchy and occasionally juvenile back in 2001, but these days I feel like I am watching a cross between a bad SNL skit and Beavis and Butthead. You know the way SNL these days every once in a while stumbles across a concept with some mild humor value? And then it proceeds to use that schtick in every single skit for about a year? And then it makes a full length motion picture premised on the once-mildly-humorous concept, so flooding the popular culture with this once-mildly-humorous concept that it ensures that the lowest common denominator conversation you will be stuck having with every jackass on the elevator or with every drunk ass stranger in a bar while you are waiting for someone will be the repeated invocation of whatever inane catch phrase has become the representation of that once-mildy-humorous concept?

Well, let's just stop it. Enough with the fisting. IT. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

We have alread lost one paigow. We can scarcely afford to lose any more.

I am willing to license my slogan to you for a small fee.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Why are you so staid? Think inside the box. Don't limit it to one person, anus, or cunt. It should be like the Stanley Cup and go from recipient to recipient each year. Maybe for the winner of the BOTY or TMPOTY.

Lord Penske's Fist?

I was thinking along the same lines, perhaps as an annual award for the winner of the death pool contest. Something that could be displayed with pride.

Although if any of the "winners" actually decided to use the item for its intended purpose, all bets are off.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Lord Penske's Fist?

I was thinking along the same lines, perhaps as an annual award for the winner of the death pool contest. Something that could be displayed with pride.

Although if any of the "winners" actually decided to use the item for its intended purpose, all bets are off.

Hmm. Maybe we could give it to newbers as an incentive to recruit new posters. "You're stuck with this thing until someone newer than you comes along."

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fisting! hahahaha

Fisting! hahahahahahaha!!!

Anal fisting!!! OOOOOHHHH hahahahahaha!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I cannot believe that, even for those previously unfamiliar with the concept (if not the practice), the word fisting had not lost any titillation or humor value by the eighteen thousandth time it was mentioned over the course of two weeks. Things may have been raunchy and occasionally juvenile back in 2001, but these days I feel like I am watching a cross between a bad SNL skit and Beavis and Butthead. You know the way SNL these days every once in a while stumbles across a concept with some mild humor value? And then it proceeds to use that schtick in every single skit for about a year? And then it makes a full length motion picture premised on the once-mildly-humorous concept, so flooding the popular culture with this once-mildly-humorous concept that it ensures that the lowest common denominator conversation you will be stuck having with every jackass on the elevator or with every drunk ass stranger in a bar while you are waiting for someone will be the repeated invocation of whatever inane catch phrase has become the representation of that once-mildy-humorous concept?

Well, let's just stop it. Enough with the fisting. IT. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

We have alread lost one paigow. We can scarcely afford to lose any more.

Sore subject? Har-dee-har-har.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fisting! hahahaha

Fisting! hahahahahahaha!!!

Anal fisting!!! OOOOOHHHH hahahahahaha!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I cannot believe that, even for those previously unfamiliar with the concept (if not the practice), the word fisting had not lost any titillation or humor value by the eighteen thousandth time it was mentioned over the course of two weeks. Things may have been raunchy and occasionally juvenile back in 2001, but these days I feel like I am watching a cross between a bad SNL skit and Beavis and Butthead. You know the way SNL these days every once in a while stumbles across a concept with some mild humor value? And then it proceeds to use that schtick in every single skit for about a year? And then it makes a full length motion picture premised on the once-mildly-humorous concept, so flooding the popular culture with this once-mildly-humorous concept that it ensures that the lowest common denominator conversation you will be stuck having with every jackass on the elevator or with every drunk ass stranger in a bar while you are waiting for someone will be the repeated invocation of whatever inane catch phrase has become the representation of that once-mildy-humorous concept?

Well, let's just stop it. Enough with the fisting. IT. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

We have alread lost one paigow. We can scarcely afford to lose any more.

You still watch SNL?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmm. Maybe we could give it to newbers as an incentive to recruit new posters. "You're stuck with this thing until someone newer than you comes along."

"Welcome, Newber. Have a used dildofist."




Confidential to PLF: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmm. Maybe we could give it to newbers as an incentive to recruit new posters. "You're stuck with this thing until someone newer than you comes along."

Creative, but consider the downside of conflicting incentives. If Hank starts out with this thing, we may never get another newber.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Welcome, Newber. Have a used dildofist."




Confidential to PLF: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

This shirt is HIL-AR-IOUS:

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fisting! hahahaha

Fisting! hahahahahahaha!!!

Anal fisting!!! OOOOOHHHH hahahahahaha!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I cannot believe that, even for those previously unfamiliar with the concept (if not the practice), the word fisting had not lost any titillation or humor value by the eighteen thousandth time it was mentioned over the course of two weeks. Things may have been raunchy and occasionally juvenile back in 2001, but these days I feel like I am watching a cross between a bad SNL skit and Beavis and Butthead. You know the way SNL these days every once in a while stumbles across a concept with some mild humor value? And then it proceeds to use that schtick in every single skit for about a year? And then it makes a full length motion picture premised on the once-mildly-humorous concept, so flooding the popular culture with this once-mildly-humorous concept that it ensures that the lowest common denominator conversation you will be stuck having with every jackass on the elevator or with every drunk ass stranger in a bar while you are waiting for someone will be the repeated invocation of whatever inane catch phrase has become the representation of that once-mildy-humorous concept?

Well, let's just stop it. Enough with the fisting. IT. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

We have alread lost one paigow. We can scarcely afford to lose any more.

Whazzzzzzup?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I heard you have a crush on me.

That would be me.

Fu(still crazy after all these years)gee

[Mr. Man]

I am split on the latest prenup trend. In any event, I certainly admire the thinking outside the box that is going on.

"Attorneys say some recent celebrity prenups include:

—Limiting the wife’s weight to 120 pounds or she must relinquish $100,000 of her separate property.

—Allowing a spouse to perform random drug tests, with financial penalties for positive results.

—Requiring a husband to pay $10,000 each time he is rude to his wife’s parents.

—The previously mentioned rules regarding mothers-in-law, football and sex.

“Everything is legal unless you’re dealing with custody of children or child support,” said Los Angeles divorce attorney Robert Nachshin, who has represented Barry Bonds (his ex signed the prenup the day before their wedding) and author Terry McMillan (who discovered the young hubby who brought her groove back was gay). “Everything else is up for grabs.”"