Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Cookiepuss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh. My bad. Never mind. Jai Alai seems like a dangerous sport, anyway, so it's probably all for the best.

Two words for you: Badminton

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Isn't that more group bdsm without the "safe word"?

This is just like comparing apples to. . . oh, wait.

[nononono]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So true. Because the gays are all about the fashion. And anyone who knows the fashion knows there's nothing hotter than the "just the t shirt" look. The way the fabric on a long t-shirt hangs just below the helmet, and any passing breeze could expose the package.

But more likely all you get is a lot of unsightly peek-a-boo bouncing and jiggling.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by nononono
But more likely all you get is a lot of unsightly peek-a-boo bouncing and jiggling.

Yet we're completely mezmerized when your gender's stuff bounces and jiggles.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yet we're completely mezmerized when your gender's stuff bounces and jiggles.

Yeah, why is that? And does htat make you lucky or us?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yet we're completely mezmerized when your gender's stuff bounces and jiggles.

I'd be troubled, though, by anything bouncing and jiggling just beneath the hem line of a long t-shirt. Roast beef sandwich, indeed; that, or a live-action version of the Crying Game.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'd be troubled, though, by anything bouncing and jiggling just beneath the hem line of a long t-shirt. Roast beef sandwich, indeed; that, or a live-action version of the Crying Game.

Butts bounce and jiggle.

But now all I can think of are giant flapping roast beef vaginas.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Butts bounce and jiggle.

But now all I can think of are giant flapping roast beef vaginas.

Fair point. I was fixated on the front-side view.

[c2ed]

Originally posted by Fugee
Hey Deuce! Long time no see.

So is this new Bachelor someone worth watching? I'd been thinking it was time to break my addiction on reality TV.

I'm gonna watch to see if he's had a personality transplant. I haven't seen him in a few years, but he was kind of a dick. Not an outright asshole, though, so there's hope. If you weren't one of the beautiful people (and I've never been in that group), you were invisible to him. It looks like most of the B'ettes are cute, so it will be fun to see his brain boggle at the possibilities.


p.s. His clothing style actually seems to have improved.

p.p.s. Thanks for the welcome back, guys

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Is that a fisting reference?

No, but this is:

[str8outavannuys]

I love when you think you've placed a bet, come back from a movie to find that your team is hopelessly out of it (good job Yellowjackets), and then further find out that you haven't actually placed the bet. My red-hot run continues.

I love finishing in the money in a 150 person NL holdem tournament. I was among the final 7 chopping up the pot at Hollywood Park on Tuesday afternoon. My first ever money finish at NL (I've previously done well in limit tournaments only). Profit of $1,200 for that one. It must be a good karma-My Name Is Earl thing, as last week I made a substantial donation to Wateraid, which I think is a great charity, and advise others to do so. They provide filtration systems, pumps, and wells for villages in Africa and Asia, as well as hygiene education.

I also thought Brokeback Mountain was a terrific little movie, and that it must suck to have your husband leave you with two screaming girls for a week while he goes off to have gay sex in the mountains. And in a different context, Jake Gyllenhall's moustache would be the highest of high comedy.

Before Brokeback started, I poked my head in to "The Ringer" for a few minutes. How could a movie about pretending to be a retard to crash the Special Olympics be so unfunny? And Katherine Heigl (Grey's Anatomy) is SLUMMING. Big time.

Finally, I advise everyone reading to bet the over (56) in the Holiday Bowl tonight, as well as on Northwestern tomorrow morning. I am on fire in Bowl Games, so get on it.

ETA: Did I say over? I meant under, honestly. However I just had a near heart attack after putting $1900 on Oklahoma +2.5 to win $100 with 8 minutes left, and then having to watch Oregon come alive and come about two inches away from winning the game by 4. Thankfully, the Leaf genes reared themselves just in time. But holy fuck, for the second time this bowl season, even taking a knee was an adventure.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by c2ed
If you weren't one of the beautiful people (and I've never been in that group), you were invisible to him.

Don't know what you were like when you knew the bachelor dude but you are most definitely one of the beautiful people now!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Fugee
Don't know what you were like when you knew the bachelor dude but you are most definitely one of the beautiful people now!

Goddammit, I was going to go out to dinner. Now I'm all nauseated. TRY to control yourself, Fugee.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Closings and Borrowers' counsel (and their clients) who have their collective heads up their collective asses, can all suck it on Brokeback, Fixedback, Humpback, Greenback, Asset-backed, JackBlack, Half-back, Full-back, D-Back, Rucksack and Gimmeback Mountains.

TM

[c2ed]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Closings and Borrowers' counsel (and their clients) who have their collective heads up their collective asses, can all suck it on Brokeback, Fixedback, Humpback, Greenback, Asset-backed, JackBlack, Half-back, Full-back, D-Back, Rucksack and Gimmeback Mountains.

TM

Sounds like the making of a wonderful New Years! Just bring the bottles of champagne in to the office with little dixie cups.

Ahhh, memories.