Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I wish DebtSlave would counsel all those who issue wedding invitations with "black tie optional" that they've created a false dichotomy.

Honey, where do you think she's been lo, these many months?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I lost 20 pounds since I last wore my tux (3 or 4 years ago) and I'm coming up on having to wear it. if not taken in, the pants will be hanging low, exposing my boxers. Can I pull that off- I mean, has that look crossed over into formal wear yet?

Hank!! Pay attention!! Tuxes are not formal wear. Sheesh.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It looked like the fist pump that Tiger does when he hits a put.

I just saw the replay of the game. I saw what you (well, TM) were talking about. First he did a fist pump. then he came upfield, and gave a left-handed, stiff-arm wave to the crowd (like a guy in college who got a foul called on him). I could see how it would look like a nazi salute, but I think it was just a wave--his arm was at about a 45 degree angle up, and 45 degrees away from his body. He would have been shot by the nazis for such a sloppy salute. That, and he had a polish name. So he would have been shot for that, too. And, if not, then the Russians would have done it.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
Honey, where do you think she's been lo, these many months?

well, slacking off apparently.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Ican't speak for the Punjab, but I can definitely tell you the folks in Ukraine and Sudan don't think a "the" belongs in front of their names.

They dropped the "the" with independence. The "the" suggests a subsidiary-sort of relationship.

Man, sometimes I sound like a lawyer.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
They dropped the "the" with independence. The "the" suggests a subsidiary-sort of relationship.

Man, sometimes I sound like a lawyer.

You sound like the lawyer.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
This is laugh out loud funny. Especially the Netherlands-Portugal game -- one of the most ridiculous displays of incompetence, thuggery, and cheating/diving I've ever seen in a high level sporting event. And Germany/Poland seemed to be a snoozer, but I was eating lunch and not watching it too closely.

You left off Tunisia-Saudi Arabia and US-Italy. Sweden-Trinidad was also pretty good, for a 0-0 game.

To Bobby McMahon about the Netherlands-Portugal game, it was violent, sloppy, disgraceful, and I couldn't keep my eyes off of it. I thought it was a lot of fun.

Sweden-Trinidad is a good call, and I'll put US-Italy there since it is the only game where the US eve kind of showed up. I only saw the end of Germany-Poland -- not a snoozer.

[Gattigap]

Caption please:



Sure, y'all can choose from any of the themes present here, what with the weird combinations of Koizumi, Bush Lisa-Marie Presely and Graceland and all. Me, I'll concentrate on this photo's focal point and just call it Prelude.

Gattigap

[Shape Shifter]

Q: In school, guess what they're gonna call Shiloh Pitt?













A: Piloh Shit.


http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/...,73499,15.html

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

Fur HASSELHOFF!!!!!!

[str8outavannuys]

If someone travelled forward in time from 1972 to today, and this video was the first thing he saw, I think he'd be a bit confused.

But to me, this says everything that needs to be said about 2006.

http://gorillamask.net/allyoursnakes.shtml

[spree: All your snakes are belong to us].

[bold_n_brazen]

http://truewifeconfessions.blogspot.com/

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
http://truewifeconfessions.blogspot.com/

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Conclusions drawn:

(1) The problem with Paris is that it's full of Parisians. To a lesser extent, the same can be said about Rome. Excluding Romans, Italians are wonderful people;

(2) Stereotypical Italian-Americans are an embarrassment to Italians. Especially the ones from New York. My mother is 100% Italian - I'm ashamed to be connected to these people. They are so unlike actual Italians that, on a spectrum, Italians and Italian-Americans would be on opposite ends. Even in Italy, these guidos think they're Italian when it's painfully obvious that they are Americans who have watched Goodfellas way too often. Yes, your grandmother might make a good sauce. She may have actually been born in Italy. You, on the other hand, are American. You know 5 words in Italian. Stop watching the Sopranos and open your fucking eyes, you dumb fuck.

(3) People rag on American tourists for being annoying, loud and dressing like slobs. This is true. Of course, it's also true about tourists from any other country;

(4) The conventional wisdom that Italians are stylish needs to be put to rest. Granted, the men and women who dress for work in Rome blow similarly situated Americans out of the water. However, their casual wear is just as embarrassing as ours. Mancapris, sleeveless shirts, colored sneakers and horrible sunglasses do not equal "fashionable". That being said, English tourists might be the worst casual dressers on the planet;

(5) It's fun to watch the World Cup in Italy;

(6) Rome is dirty. It slides by on history and would be a third-world city without its history. Regardless, its history is amazing;

(7) All waiters/waitresses should work for tips. Getting a second beer in Rome is nearly impossible;

(8) I remain convinced that Germans/Austrians are the nicest people in Europe (outside of Ireland). The Dutch are friendly as well;

(9) The Amalfi Coast has no comparison. It's gorgeous.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Conclusions drawn:

(1) The problem with Paris is that it's full of Parisians. To a lesser extent, the same can be said about Rome. Excluding Romans, Italians are wonderful people;

(2) Stereotypical Italian-Americans are an embarrassment to Italians. Especially the ones from New York. My mother is 100% Italian - I'm ashamed to be connected to these people. They are so unlike actual Italians that, on a spectrum, Italians and Italian-Americans would be on opposite ends. Even in Italy, these guidos think they're Italian when it's painfully obvious that they are Americans who have watched Goodfellas way too often. Yes, your grandmother might make a good sauce. She may have actually been born in Italy. You, on the other hand, are American. You know 5 words in Italian. Stop watching the Sopranos and open your fucking eyes, you dumb fuck.

(3) People rag on American tourists for being annoying, loud and dressing like slobs. This is true. Of course, it's also true about tourists from any other country;

(4) The conventional wisdom that Italians are stylish needs to be put to rest. Granted, the men and women who dress for work in Rome blow similarly situated Americans out of the water. However, their casual wear is just as embarrassing as ours. Mancapris, sleeveless shirts, colored sneakers and horrible sunglasses do not equal "fashionable". That being said, English tourists might be the worst casual dressers on the planet;

(5) It's fun to watch the World Cup in Italy;

(6) Rome is dirty. It slides by on history and would be a third-world city without its history. Regardless, its history is amazing;

(7) All waiters/waitresses should work for tips. Getting a second beer in Rome is nearly impossible;

(8) I remain convinced that Germans/Austrians are the nicest people in Europe (outside of Ireland). The Dutch are friendly as well;

(9) The Amalfi Coast has no comparison. It's gorgeous.

Welcome back! So, when are the two of you two going to have a baby?