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09-20-2006, 02:03 PM
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#4651
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No.
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Do you want me not to cry? |
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09-20-2006, 02:05 PM
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#4652
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do you want me not to cry?
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Yes.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-20-2006, 02:06 PM
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#4653
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes.
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I don't see why it would make any difference to you, but that's sort of sweet. |
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09-20-2006, 02:09 PM
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#4654
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't see why it would make any difference to you, but that's sort of sweet.
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He's just saying that because he wants to have the sex with you.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-20-2006, 02:11 PM
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#4655
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He's just saying that because he wants to have the sex with you.
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Why are you teasing me with hints of availability on the part of Coltrane and Burger today? Why???????
It's cruel.
If you want to round it out, do Ollie and ironweed next. |
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09-20-2006, 02:11 PM
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#4656
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He's just saying that because he wants to have the sex with you.
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No. I'm really uncomfortable around people who cry. It's like they're psycho or something. It makes me nervous.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-20-2006, 02:13 PM
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#4657
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. I'm really uncomfortable around people who cry. It's like they're psycho or something. It makes me nervous.
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I know you so well! I was going to post this explanation. |
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09-20-2006, 02:13 PM
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#4658
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. I'm really uncomfortable around people who cry. It's like they're psycho or something. It makes me nervous.
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I'm sorry, you're only now inferring that Fringey may be crazy?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-20-2006, 02:15 PM
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#4659
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I know you so well! I was going to post this explanation.
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Sometimes, I feel like I need to punch these crazy crying people who are crazy.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-20-2006, 02:16 PM
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#4660
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. I'm really uncomfortable around people who cry. It's like they're psycho or something. It makes me nervous.
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Is it people who are crying at the moment or people who you know cry from time to time?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-20-2006, 02:18 PM
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#4661
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Is it people who are crying at the moment or people who you know cry from time to time?
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It is people who are forcing me to carry out a joke further* than I want to.
*I don't know which one to use. I'm sorry GWNK. It could be "farther".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-20-2006, 02:27 PM
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#4662
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Yesterday
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are you teasing me with hints of availability on the part of Coltrane and Burger today? Why???????
It's cruel.
If you want to round it out, do Ollie and ironweed next.
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On the dl, I was talking with ironweed, and after a few dozen lagers he told me that he was dissatisfied with his current life and what he really wants is an LA-based former benefits attorney.
Ollie thinks you are crazy and wants to punch you.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-20-2006, 02:29 PM
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#4663
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
On the dl, I was talking with ironweed, and after a few dozen lagers he told me that he was dissatisfied with his current life and what he really wants is an LA-based former benefits attorney.
Ollie thinks you are crazy and wants to punch you.
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What is "punch" a euphemism for here? |
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09-20-2006, 02:30 PM
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#4664
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Yesterday
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
On the dl, I was talking with ironweed, and after a few dozen lagers he told me that he was dissatisfied with his current life and what he really wants is an LA-based former benefits attorney.
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if she picks him up at the airport tell him she'll be 10 minutes late for every donut store on the way.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-20-2006, 02:32 PM
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#4665
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Yesterday
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What is "punch" a euphemism for here?
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Cow punch.
Or donkey punch.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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