A Black Hole of Happiness

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I just ordered a book from Amazon -- one with a really pretentious title, by a European blogger -- and they wanted to charge me money for it. WTF? Why don't they just give the books away?

You know, there's a place where they just give you books to read for free. Most places, you can even sign up and reserve them online. And if you hold on to the book long enough, usually there's an amnesty day where they won't charge you a fine so long as you give back the book.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I just ordered a book from Amazon -- one with a really pretentious title, by a European blogger -- and they wanted to charge me money for it. WTF? Why don't they just give the books away?

Self-mocking? Who stole your log-in?

PS very nice, I like.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Today's Savage Love features a chick with two vaginas. That's something to talk about.

Also, according to ad in our local alternative news weekly, our local leather and sex toy emporium has introduced a new thigh-mounted strap-on dildo. Of course, it will never replace the chin dildo, but look for it!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Also, according to ad in our local alternative news weekly, our local leather and sex toy emporium has introduced a new thigh-mounted strap-on dildo. Of course, it will never replace the chin dildo, but look for it!

Is that specially-made for sex with a girl with two vaginas?

[handsome boy model]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is that specially-made for sex with a girl with two vaginas?

Just as with an ass-vag DP, a strap on would be a good toy for the sensitive man interested in pleasing both of those vaginas without resorting to an mmf threesome.

hfy,

hbm

[dtb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Also, according to ad in our local alternative news weekly, our local leather and sex toy emporium has introduced a new thigh-mounted strap-on dildo. Of course, it will never replace the chin dildo, but look for it!

Knowing that the legacy I leave the board is awareness and appreciation of the chin-mounted strap-on dildo, I am verklempt.

The thigh one is intriguing though...

very intriguing.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Knowing that the legacy I leave the board is awareness and appreciation of the chin-mounted strap-on dildo, I am verklempt.

The thigh one is intriguing though...

very intriguing.

How many vaginas do you have?

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How many vaginas do you have?

Keeping in mind, as the Brits say, that one bush in the hand is worth two in a bird.

[handsome boy model]

Originally posted by dtb
Knowing that the legacy I leave the board is awareness and appreciation of the chin-mounted strap-on dildo, I am verklempt.

The thigh one is intriguing though...

very intriguing.

Any cite to an instructional video?

I find visual demos give me better perspective. For example, recently I attended a live sex seminar where a young butch lesbian (think 20 yo kd lang), fully clothed, donned a large girthy strap on dildo with a blue french tickler condom on it, and a young bi fellow, also fully clothed, gave it fellatio while massaging her pancake sized breasts with a small vibrator attached to his finger. Should I ever be confronted with the prospect of giving fellatio to a strapped lesbian, I feel I am now fully prepared.

atb,

hbm

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
every second you can think that way is appreciated, because I must say, those thoughts are hurtful.

This leads me to a proposal that may go some way to resurrect this board. we have taken steps to make the board less hateful and more PC, and i think we all believe this is good.

Like we can't call you femmy anymore, because that might hurt you. Or better example, we can't make "fringey likes to eat" jokes anymore because they offend. We can't make "Taxwonk has man boobs" jokes because those hurt (plus he got skinny on the internet).

but still losing all those joke opportunities has hurt us.

so my proposal- let's identify strawmen for those jokes- like Thurgreed could be a fat guy with man boobs and take on all the fringey/taxwonk stuff. TMDiva can be the drunk. Notbob can get all the femmy jokes. none of that will hurt them, because they aren't really that- see?

i could take on the "stupid whiffing" stuff from nfh. you could take on the "old man musical taste" stuff from, i guess bilmore?

it will be better, a more vibrant community, but one that still cares for it's own?

I'm not really bothered by the jokes any more. I find that I tend to forget them as soon as they leave the screen.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How many vaginas do you have?

And there's already 3 gardeners . . .

[notcasesensitive]

I'm heading into my third straight night at work past midnight (and did I mention I worked a bunch this weekend?). Someone please remind me that my job doesn't suck. That point (along with many others) is a bit fuzzy to me right about now.

[handsome boy model]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm heading into my third straight night at work past midnight (and did I mention I worked a bunch this weekend?). Someone please remind me that my job doesn't suck. That point (along with many others) is a bit fuzzy to me right about now.

As a clean cut newber, I'd like to help here, but can't. all law jobs suck. Its a career for chumps. I blame all of the eX and opium from undergrad.

yt,

hbm

[dtb]

Why is it that after I run 10 miles, my legs don't hurt as much as they do when I walk up one flight of stairs?

In response to earlier queries: You know what they say, you can never be too rich, or have too many vaginas.

[John Phoenix]

Originally posted by dtb
Why is it that after I run 10 miles, my legs don't hurt as much as they do when I walk up one flight of stairs?

Pure conjecture: You're using different leg muscles for each activity?