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07-06-2007, 05:36 PM
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In Minnesota, there are two seasons . . .
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Enjoy your exotic life of gilded aimlessness with acquaintances drawn from the jeunesse dorée of the age, you pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster, and reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.
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That was so good. I am pretty sure that it was the first obit I actually forwarded to others.
I must edit this response to note that, while I may or may not be guilty of the other charges you have leveled against me, it is preposterous to label me a flamboyant waster. My wasting is and has always been modest and reserved.
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Last edited by Pretty Little Flower; 07-06-2007 at 05:50 PM..
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07-06-2007, 05:52 PM
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#2282
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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In Minnesota, there are two seasons . . .
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
That was so good. I am pretty sure that it was the first obit I actually forwarded to others.
I must edit this response to note that, while I may or may not be guilty of the other charges you have leveled against me, it is preposterous to label me a flamboyant waster. My wasting is and has always been modest and reserved.
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My only regret is that when you died, I was unable to work the word "louche" into my post.
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07-06-2007, 05:57 PM
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#2283
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
- The crowd at male strip shows can be broken down as follows: 5% gay men, 5% women over 65, 70% bachelorette-party-goers in penis antlers, 20% other.
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07-06-2007, 05:57 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
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In Minnesota, there are two seasons . . .
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My only regret is that when you died, I was unable to work the word "louche" into my post.
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Your regret is but a tiny fraction of what mine would have been, had I not already been dead.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-06-2007, 06:04 PM
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#2285
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop - The crowd at male strip shows can be broken down as follows: 5% gay men, 5% women over 65, 70% bachelorette-party-goers in penis antlers, 20% other.
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The "other" 20% can be broken down as follows:
12% - bachelorette-party-goers in penis-noses
3% - bachelorette-party-goers who are so inebriated, they have misplaced their penis antlers or penis noses
3% - men who believe that it is likely they will soon be engaging in anal intercourse with an extremely intoxicated penis-antler or penis-nose-wearing bachelorette-party-goer
2% - Morris Dancers
Or so I have heard.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-06-2007, 06:09 PM
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#2286
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop - The crowd at male strip shows can be broken down as follows: 5% gay men, 5% women over 65, 70% bachelorette-party-goers in penis antlers, 20% other.
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i found this there http://gilthorp.wordpress.com/page/2/ I invented treating Gil thorp as being multilayered and deep.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-06-2007, 06:10 PM
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#2287
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The "other" 20% can be broken down as follows:
12% - bachelorette-party-goers in penis-noses
3% - bachelorette-party-goers who are so inebriated, they have misplaced their penis antlers or penis noses
3% - men who believe that it is likely they will soon be engaging in anal intercourse with an extremely intoxicated penis-antler or penis-nose-wearing bachelorette-party-goer
2% - Morris Dancers
Or so I have heard.
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compare /contrast to an advanced level spin class.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-06-2007, 06:17 PM
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#2288
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop - The crowd at male strip shows can be broken down as follows: 5% gay men, 5% women over 65, 70% bachelorette-party-goers in penis antlers, 20% other.
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That more or less tracks with my experience in the 70% category. Sans penis antlers.
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07-06-2007, 06:17 PM
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#2289
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
compare /contrast to an advanced level spin class.
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67% penis antlers
32% penis noses
1% louche German aristocrats cultivating an air of sophisticated complexity by appearing in women's clothes, set off by lipstick and fishnet stockings
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-06-2007, 06:18 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The "other" 20% can be broken down as follows:
12% - bachelorette-party-goers in penis-noses
3% - bachelorette-party-goers who are so inebriated, they have misplaced their penis antlers or penis noses
3% - men who believe that it is likely they will soon be engaging in anal intercourse with an extremely intoxicated penis-antler or penis-nose-wearing bachelorette-party-goer
2% - Morris Dancers
Or so I have heard.
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Perhaps this explains the continuing popularity of Morris Dancing, a phenomenom that has perplexed me.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-06-2007, 06:25 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
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Pretty Little Flower
The "other" 20% can be broken down as follows:
12% - bachelorette-party-goers in penis-noses
3% - bachelorette-party-goers who are so inebriated, they have misplaced their penis antlers or penis noses
3% - men who believe that it is likely they will soon be engaging in anal intercourse with an extremely intoxicated penis-antler or penis-nose-wearing bachelorette-party-goer
2% - Morris Dancers
Or so I have heard.
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Under which category will Barely fall? NCS? Rich-N-Brazen? |
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07-06-2007, 06:34 PM
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beeyootiful beeeetch
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
3% - men who believe that it is likely they will soon be engaging in anal intercourse with an extremely intoxicated penis-antler or penis-nose-wearing bachelorette-party-goer
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2. I confess I am in this group. I hear that hanging out on the second floor of the Olympic Garden in Vegas can be a fertile place for such a score, although I am not sure if this info is supposed to stay in Vegas. LOL!
yours truly,
hbm
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smooches!
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07-06-2007, 06:37 PM
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#2293
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keep me on the dl
Join Date: May 2005
Location: a land without flames
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
only those close to me realize how creepy this is.....
anon because I have been featured in Gil Thorp. |
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07-06-2007, 07:13 PM
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#2294
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Things I learned today today at work, but not through work.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Under which category will Barely fall? NCS? Rich-N-Brazen?
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07-06-2007, 08:21 PM
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#2295
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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In Minnesota, there are two seasons . . .
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Minnesotans. Not Minnesotians. There is practical advice in the article.
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Practical advice? - During the closure, motorists should use the Johnson Street ramp to reach Stinson Blvd.
I'd hate to listen to your legal advice if you think that is practical. Johnson St. Ramp is already very busy at rush hour. You're going to put all the Stinson traffic off on it? Better leave for work sometime Sunday- ..........for Tuesday.
I would take 94 to Wayzata Blvd. but I'm not a native, so I don't know if that is best.
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