A Black Hole of Happiness

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That's a little freaky - certainly scarier than a wall.

To you, maybe.

[SlaveNoMore]

NotFromHere
Word around here is that once Barry breaks Aaron's record, A-Rod's coming to San Francisco.

The Chron. has been playing this up for some time, but there is no way in hell that Magowan shells out close to $30M a year for A-rod.

FWIW, the silent team in all this drama is Texas. If A-rod opts out of his contract, the Texas Rangers - like a gift from the gods - automatically drop $11M from their payroll.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I hope that you are cheered up today, but either way, I have ordered the rose petal turn-down service for you.

Hope that doesn't break the bank. I seem to have lined up one Crowded House ticket. Not sure whether I'll have any success getting a second. I'm cautiously optomistic.

[SlaveNoMore]

bold_n_brazen
And my daughter has a baby doll named "Brown Baby". Beat that.

Perhaps they should profile your family in the NYT?

[SlaveNoMore]

notcasesensitive
Hope that doesn't break the bank. I seem to have lined up one Crowded House ticket. Not sure whether I'll have any success getting a second. I'm cautiously optomistic.

Don't dream, it's over.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

FWIW, the silent team in all this drama is Texas. If A-rod opts out of his contract, the Texas Rangers - like a gift from the gods - automatically drop $11M from their payroll.

So shouldn't they have a good edge in signing him? They can pay $10.99 million more for him than any other team, and still come out ahead.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The Chron. has been playing this up for some time, but there is no way in hell that Magowan shells out close to $30M a year for A-rod.

FWIW, the silent team in all this drama is Texas. If A-rod opts out of his contract, the Texas Rangers - like a gift from the gods - automatically drop $11M from their payroll.

Fuck 'em. They were stupid enough to write the check, they should have to cash it.

[NotFromHere]

Very cool.
Something good comes from the Ice Age.



MOSCOW - The well-preserved carcass of a 10,000-year-old baby mammoth has been unearthed in the northern Siberian permafrost, a discovery scientists said could help in climate change studies.

The 4-foot gray-and-brown carcass, discovered in May by a reindeer herder in the Yamal-Nenets region, has its trunk and eyes virtually intact and even some fur remaining, said Alexei Tikhonov, deputy director of the Russian Academy of Sciences’ Zoological Institute.

The animal’s tail and ear were apparently bitten off, he said.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Very cool.
Something good comes from the Ice Age.

Who brings a date to inspect a frozen baby mammoth's ass?

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Who brings a date to inspect a frozen baby mammoth's ass?

Girls can't be scientists?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Girls can't be scientists?

It's sad that you think this.

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It's sad that you think this.

Why do you think some of those people are on dates???

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why do you think some of those people are on dates???

They look fancy. Fancier than lab coats, at least.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
They look fancy. Fancier than lab coats, at least.

Moscow version of business casual?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Who brings a date to inspect a frozen baby mammoth's ass?

It would be a damn memorable date.

And talking about the baby mammoth's ass is quite an icebreaker.