A Black Hole of Happiness

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
I didn't know the name for them either, until I started looking for them.

They're stakes that you put in the ground around plantings so that when you drag the hose around your yard to water, the hose doesn't steamroller your plantings.

The hose constantly gets into the boxwoods when I'm watering the container plants. You wouldn't thing this would be such a big deal.

What happened to the shirtless college guys?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What happened to the shirtless college guys?

The going-braless thing didn't work out so well?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The going-braless thing didn't work out so well?

I was going to make some stupid crack about their hose containment. the rain and humidity is making me punchy

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The going-braless thing didn't work out so well?

Perhaps she should have mentioned her love of dick-sucking.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What happened to the shirtless college guys?

I made a mistake -- they're not college guys. I think most of them did not go to college.

But they're not exactly dainty with the hoses. So, they need guidance. Thus, my search for the perfect hose guide!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb

But they're not exactly dainty with the hoses. So, they need guidance. Thus, my search for the perfect hose guide!

TM has some tips on handling the hose.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Someone just told me that I'm likely to be gay or bisexual (and good at sports - yay!) because my ring finger is longer than my index finger. Apparently this is very peculiar for women, although the norm for straight men and means that I was exposed to a lot of testosterone in the womb. Anyone ever heard of this theory? I think it's a load of crap, but I googled it and there appear to be studies done on the subject.

Bottom line -- I really do have man-hands! Thank you, science.

I have met two hall of fame baseball pitchers. Both were shorter than me but had hands that dwarfed mine.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Perhaps she should have mentioned her love of dick-sucking.

The dildo strapped to her chin kind of distracted them from what she was saying.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My middle finger is much longer than my ring finger.

Well mine is too but that's from overuse while driving.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
...by I can't think of any other reason to go to espn.com.

The Rem-Dawg begs to differ.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
TM has some tips on handling the hose.

Wait one second here -- when you say "hose" are you saying that I'm really talking about a penis!?!

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The dildo strapped to her chin kind of distracted them from what she was saying.

Strapped to my chin? What good would that do? (Though I appreciate the vote of confidence in my bendyness.)

[patentparanyc]

on a socialite's life they have a piece on Paula Abdul's new b/f who is not bad looking. Then a piece on Lindsey's new habit, whippets. LAME. Then jossip has a pic of Bridget Moynihan 9 mos preggo working out at the gym. wow. she is my hero! that's hard to do.

http://www.jossip.com/fitness/bridge...ason-20070718/

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
Strapped to my chin? What good would that do? (Though I appreciate the vote of confidence in my bendyness.)

Don't you have different finger lengths on each hand?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Don't you have different finger lengths on each hand?

Oh, right. Yeah. Never mind.

But it's only one hand.