A Black Hole of Happiness

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No no. The converse is not true. If you're great at sucking dick, you are not required to be fat.

You have given me permission to blow up (again, sts) like a balloon! Whoo hoo!

Actually I think it would take me a long-ish time to gain a TON of weight. I probably put on at most 15 lbs a year if I'm not focused on losing weight. So getting to like 300 would take some time, or focused effort.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are post-hoc-ing. Bastard. Mine really was. It would be a rare thing for me to criticize someone criticizing bnb, and criticizing her for calling someone a fat cow would never actually engender feelings of disapproval from me.

I wasn't actually calling her a fat cow so much as I was using fat cow as hyperbole to suggest how ridiculous her line of questioning was.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think perhaps the most annoying aspect of TM and the haters is their stubborn refusal to believe a person can change.

When is the last time I posted about material things or some stupid straw and Starbucks? I'm not condoning those types of posts but they are in the past.

I totally believe a person can change.

I have seen no evidence that you are a changed person.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I wasn't actually calling her a fat cow so much as I was using fat cow as hyperbole to suggest how ridiculous her line of questioning was.

Oh. I thought it was a California Oregon Washington thing.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I wasn't actually calling her a fat cow so much as I was using fat cow as hyperbole to suggest how ridiculous her line of questioning was.

That's cute.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
[OJ stuff]

What I took out of the case was that Johnny Cochran and Barry Schreck were amazing lawyers. Remember the jury visit to OJ's house? Cochran stage managed it perfectly, replacing the naked picture of OJ's then-girlfriend Paula Barbierri in the living room with a print of the famous Norman Rockwell painting of the young black girl integrating a school, and making sure that pictures of his mother and family replaced those of rich white golfing buddies.

[Replaced_Texan]

So the theme of this year's Burning Man Camp will be "Texas Foreign Legion: a cross between a Gary Cooper western saloon, and the French Foreign legion imagery of Beau Geste. One might imagine current political parallels--a bunch of damn fuckin Texans traveling to a desert country and establishing a fort in the desert in order to spread their values to the locals."

Costuming suggestions?

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
So that would be I don't spend any money on unecessary expenses any more. got it? IT ALL GOES TO BILLS.

How can you keep a job with an inability to think logically? Anything I buy with a credit card results in a bill. If I charge my "rub and tug" at the local massage parlor, it results in a bill. When I pay that bill, I can't fathom being pious because of the fact that all of my money GOES TO BILLS.

What is sounds like is that you horribly overspent when you were younger and were forced to move to the sticks to have cheaper rent in an attempt to dig yourself out of debt, but have no ability to cease talking about the material things that resulted in you getting in debt. Just because you're spending your currently earned money to pay for your past unnecessary expenses, doesn't give you the moral high ground.*















*Note please that if you're paying debt from buying a new kidney for one of your kids or something, please strike all of this and instead insert sympathy.**

**Note that if the reason for the new kidney was that you wanted him to have a Tory Burch kidney instead of because the old kidney didn't work, please strike the prior sentence.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What I took out of the case was that Johnny Cochran and Barry Schreck were amazing lawyers. Remember the jury visit to OJ's house? Cochran stage managed it perfectly . . .

No doubt about that.

S_A_M

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
How can you keep a job with an inability to think logically? Anything I buy with a credit card results in a bill. If I charge my "rub and tug" at the local massage parlor, it results in a bill. When I pay that bill, I can't fathom being pious because of the fact that all of my money GOES TO BILLS.

What is sounds like is that you horribly overspent when you were younger and were forced to move to the sticks to have cheaper rent in an attempt to dig yourself out of debt, but have no ability to cease talking about the material things that resulted in you getting in debt. Just because you're spending your currently earned money to pay for your past unnecessary expenses, doesn't give you the moral high ground.*















*Note please that if you're paying debt from buying a new kidney for one of your kids or something, please strike all of this and instead insert sympathy.**

**Note that if the reason for the new kidney was that you wanted him to have a Tory Burch kidney instead of because the old kidney didn't work, please strike the prior sentence.

In my phase when I bought some designer things I paid CASH. Not credit.

Any of my new bills are as a result of restructuring my student loans and the unexpected expense of an old car breaking down and necessitating the purchase of another one. Happy? No shoes with a gold emblem.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What I took out of the case was that Johnny Cochran and Barry Schreck were amazing lawyers. Remember the jury visit to OJ's house? Cochran stage managed it perfectly, replacing the naked picture of OJ's then-girlfriend Paula Barbierri in the living room with a print of the famous Norman Rockwell painting of the young black girl integrating a school, and making sure that pictures of his mother and family replaced those of rich white golfing buddies.

Yes, that is brilliant lawyering.

?

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs

**Note that if the reason for the new kidney was that you wanted him to have a Tory Burch kidney instead of because the old kidney didn't work, please strike the prior sentence.

Tory Burch kidneys are SUPER cute. Definitely worth of few years of commuting most of your non-work waking hours away. I mean, you don't get to show them off too much, but same goes with boxer shorts. Or, rather, the same goes with boxer shorts if you are one of the people who is not constantly getting unsolicited fellatio. Which is most if not all of you suckers. I don't mind spending a LOT of cashish on the boxers. They have to feel good and they have to look good. And, if you spend a lot of cashish on the boxers, then you will take other steps to make sure you look good in them, like prioritizing working out.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's cute.

Did you say this in your Paris Hilton voice?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
In my phase when I bought some designer things I paid CASH. Not credit.

Any of my new bills are as a result of restructuring my student loans and the unexpected expense of an old car breaking down and necessitating the purchase of another one. Happy? No shoes with a gold emblem.

I have a feeling that the fact that you spent all your cash on designer goods so that you eventually had to restructure your student loans and had no cushion to deal with the "unexpected" expense of an old car breaking down is not going to convince him that you have sound financial judgment. But your kidney is FABULOUS and nobody can take that away from you. Unless you get caught in one of those awful scams where they drug your drink and you wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice with a cell phone and note telling you to call a doctor because the bastards have harvested your kidney. Just awful. It actually happened to an acquaintance of a friend of someone who forwarded an e-mail to someone else who sent me an e-mail once.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What I took out of the case was that Johnny Cochran and Barry Schreck were amazing lawyers. Remember the jury visit to OJ's house? Cochran stage managed it perfectly, replacing the naked picture of OJ's then-girlfriend Paula Barbierri in the living room with a print of the famous Norman Rockwell painting of the young black girl integrating a school, and making sure that pictures of his mother and family replaced those of rich white golfing buddies.

Ah, thank you for reminding me why I got the fuck out of litigation and trial work.