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07-23-2007, 02:32 PM
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#3661
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Definitely NSFW.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am on eharmony and another dating site (no dick pics sighted yet) and what's interesting is that I am getting contacted by a lot of ex-pat Canadians. None of them show any particular promise, except one guy who emailed me a few days ago who is pretty hot. But it's weird. There's nothing in my profile that gives any indication that I'm Canadian, but I seem to be attracting them.
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I had no idea that you were religious too. Weird.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-23-2007, 02:34 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Definitely NSFW.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am on eharmony and another dating site (no dick pics sighted yet) and what's interesting is that I am getting contacted by a lot of ex-pat Canadians. None of them show any particular promise, except one guy who emailed me a few days ago who is pretty hot. But it's weird. There's nothing in my profile that gives any indication that I'm Canadian, but I seem to be attracting them.
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I think using "eh" instead of a period and spelling the word "aboot" are dead giveaways. |
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07-23-2007, 02:45 PM
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#3663
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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There was no thrusting whatsoever
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can understand why someone would want to pretend to be a paralegal. Glamorous and exciting.
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It was a great plan. Everyone respected everything she said because we knew she was a paralegal. But now that we know her complex, multi-layered posts were created by a secretary, I'm sure we won't be as impressed.
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07-23-2007, 02:54 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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There was no thrusting whatsoever
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It was a great plan. Everyone respected everything she said because we knew she was a paralegal. But now that we know her complex, multi-layered posts were created by a secretary, I'm sure we won't be as impressed.
TM
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I was once the number 1 guy about remembering and knowing every reference there was here. I go on vacation for 1 week and all of a sudden I am without the most basic moorings.
Did I ever confess that i'm actually a truck driver? I started posting here when I was thinking about going to law school if I ever go to college.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-23-2007, 03:12 PM
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#3665
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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There was no thrusting whatsoever
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Did I ever confess that i'm actually a truck driver? I started posting here when I was thinking about going to law school if I ever go to college.
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Liar. There is no way you could drive a truck and post as much as you do.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-23-2007, 03:13 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Jack Russell Terrier
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My commute this morning was a 15 minute walk in the rain.
You remember what rain it, don't you?
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That beats the 1 hour 14 minute commute on dry pavement that I had this morning. Turns out helicopters hovering over the roadway ahead is generally not good news.
Just last night, while sitting in an outdoor venue enjoying the smooth sounds of Snow Patrol and listening to some woman loudly recount her life story in the row behind us, I asked the question "when was the last time it rained?" I could not recall the answer, although I thought it was sometime in March. Magically, when I woke this morning, the air smelled of rain and there was condensation on the ground. I will use this date as a reset of my rain meter, based on this indirect evidence. |
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07-23-2007, 03:18 PM
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#3667
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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There was no thrusting whatsoever
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Liar. There is no way you could drive a truck and post as much as you do.
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And think of all the middle schools he'd have to find on route.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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07-23-2007, 03:18 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Definitely NSFW.
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I had no idea that you were religious too. Weird.
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And sexy too.
But that's not weird. |
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07-23-2007, 03:21 PM
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#3669
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Message from a Retired Poster
Penske (sniff) sends his regards.
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07-23-2007, 03:25 PM
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#3670
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Message from a Retired Poster
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Penske (sniff) sends his regards.
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I miss him.
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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07-23-2007, 03:32 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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There was no thrusting whatsoever
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But now that we know her complex, multi-layered posts were created by a secretary, I'm sure we won't be as impressed.
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How do we know this? I must have missed it! This is excellent.
I knew about Hank though.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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07-23-2007, 03:34 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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There was no thrusting whatsoever
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How do we know this? I must have missed it! This is excellent.
I knew about Hank though.
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But really, who didn't know about Hank?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-23-2007, 03:40 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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There was no thrusting whatsoever
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How do we know this? I must have missed it! This is excellent.
I knew about Hank though.
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I initially read "though" as "trough." |
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07-23-2007, 03:40 PM
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#3674
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Who woulda thought?
Remember when he looked like he actually might reach into the chest cavity of whoever was in the ring with him and pull out their still beating heart? Well, this is what Iron Mike looks like now:
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07-23-2007, 03:41 PM
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#3675
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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Message from a Retired Poster
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Penske (sniff) sends his regards.
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Alas, poor Penske! I knew him, gwinky; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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