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07-24-2007, 12:38 PM
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#3841
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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For the record
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're making my placement of her on ignore irrelevant.
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Aeneas. We know each other well.
Diomedes. We do, and long to know each other worse.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-24-2007, 12:39 PM
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#3842
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is extremely disillusioning.
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How so?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-24-2007, 12:39 PM
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#3843
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm disappionted the ankle bracelet didn't work. That seemed like a sure fire solution.
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She really is very, very pretty though. |
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07-24-2007, 12:42 PM
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#3844
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm disappionted the ankle bracelet didn't work. That seemed like a sure fire solution.
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Who knows? Maybe it tipped off the cops, LoJack style, and they got her that way. It's not like the anklet immobilizes her if it detects alcohol.
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07-24-2007, 12:49 PM
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#3845
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Who knows? Maybe it tipped off the cops, LoJack style, and they got her that way. It's not like the anklet immobilizes her if it detects alcohol.
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This is not one of her better pictures.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-24-2007, 12:50 PM
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#3846
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's not like the anklet immobilizes her if it detects alcohol.
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Now that would be cool.
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07-24-2007, 12:52 PM
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#3847
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Now that would be cool.
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What would be cooler is if the anklet would also immobilize cell phones and computers if it detects alcohol.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-24-2007, 12:53 PM
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#3848
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How so?
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I was sure that I would have engaged in sexual relations with her by now. I thought the unacceptable delay in my consumating intimate contact with her was a result of her cleaning up. But she seems as loose and loaded as ever. And still, I remain a Lohan virgin.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-24-2007, 12:56 PM
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#3849
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was sure that I would have engaged in sexual relations with her by now. I thought the unacceptable delay in my consumating intimate contact with her was a result of her cleaning up. But she seems as loose and loaded as ever. And still, I remain a Lohan virgin.
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What?!? You haven't engaged in sexual relations with her? What a piker. |
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07-24-2007, 12:57 PM
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#3850
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What would be cooler is if the anklet would also immobilize cell phones and computers if it detects alcohol.
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They've already got the former
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07-24-2007, 01:00 PM
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#3851
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Who knows? Maybe it tipped off the cops, LoJack style, and they got her that way.
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wwtdd.com
- In other news, sources now say the car Lindsay was chasing this morning was being driven by the mother of her assistant and it was this woman (the mother) who called the police and informed them that she was being chased. Jesus, this bitch is like the Terminator. I'm surprised she wasn’t on foot.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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07-24-2007, 01:03 PM
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#3852
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by dtb
What?!? You haven't engaged in sexual relations with her? What a piker.
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Well, she's blown me. So that's something, I guess. But I really thought I would have had more meaningful and emotional sexual contact with her by now. You know, the type were I can look lovingly into her eyes without her getting distracted by my penis in her mouth.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-24-2007, 01:05 PM
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#3853
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Ain't this some shit
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge has ordered a man to continue paying alimony to his ex-wife -- even though she's in a registered domestic partnership with another woman and even uses the other woman's last name.
California marriage laws say alimony ends when a former spouse remarries, and Ron Garber thought that meant he was off the hook when he learned his ex-wife had registered her new relationship under the state's domestic partnership law.
An Orange County judge didn't see it that way.
The judge ruled that a registered partnership is cohabitation, not marriage, and that Garber must keep writing the checks, $1,250 a month, to his ex-wife, Melinda Kirkwood. Garber plans to appeal.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/wayof....ap/index.html
This is why you don't have two different standards.
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07-24-2007, 01:05 PM
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#3854
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is not one of her better pictures.
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No, but she's still pretty in it. IMO. |
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07-24-2007, 01:05 PM
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#3855
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Isn't she wearing a monitor?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What would be cooler is if the anklet would also immobilize cell phones and computers if it detects alcohol.
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You trying to keep post counts low?
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