A Black Hole of Happiness

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, just some random HS senior I picked up while combing the local high schools.

[a concerned poster]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My long term short term fitness goal is to swim Alcatraz next summer.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
In.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Menstruation?

I repeat....look out for sharks!!!!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by a concerned poster
I repeat....look out for sharks!!!!

The ones you jumped several posts ago?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I probably eat 5-8 bananas a week! Do I need to eat more?

have you tried banana suppositories during the race? quicker to the bloodstream.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do we know what causes those cramps? They fucking suck.

Swimming great distances in water? Riding long distances on bikes? Running extended distances on foot?

Was that a trick question?

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think I was 8 or 9 and I heard about things from friends. I knew about kissing way before that, but I don't think I ever asked the "where do babies come from" question (no younger siblings). I do remember being with a group of friends when I was 10 or 11 and finding a (used) condom in the school parking lot. There were varying degrees of knowledge about what that was. Who leaves a used condom in an elementary school parking lot, anyway?

when i was about 7 the boy down the block told me. he had 7 older siblings.

But I'm worried- my neighborhood was mostly poor rednecks and 100% white. his family would have been in the running for most redneck. once he said "black people aren't as good as us." me and my other friend who grew up at the other extreme of the redneck dial challenged him. "why?" he said his family had explained they get this disease called sickle cell and we don't, so we're better.

no one else ever really explained it to me, and sometimes I wonder if maybe his sex knowledge was wrong too.


the weird thing was, and i called him on it once, his favorite athlete was willy horton. (not your willy horton ggg). the guy was like the son in Do the Right Thing-

[tmdiva]

I learned the basic mechanics (penis in vagina) from a third-grade friend when I was in second-grade, and of course went right home and shared them with my first-grade brother. I'm the only Democrat in my family, so that (sort of) answers your question about Republicans, RT. I bathed regularly with my brother until I was 7 or 8, and my parents always used correct anatomical terms.

I'm not sure exactly how much Magnus knows, and I'm pretty sure he'd clam up if I asked him. We read a really cute book at the library a couple of years ago, in which the parents tell the kids some euphemistic explanation for where babies come from, and the kids correct them in some detail. We asked him if he was interested in seeing his little brother be born (he was almost 5), and he wasn't. Haven't offered yet this time around (I'm betting he says no again), when he'll be 7.

tm

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Running extended distances on foot?


TM

Not eating enough meals of food?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

the weird thing was, and i called him on it once, his favorite athlete was willy horton. (not your willy horton ggg). the guy was like the son in Do the Right Thing-

You mean the the Mariners player, right?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not eating enough meals of food?

That too!

(Although you could eat meals of pussy, so your analogy doesn't work.)

___________

For Hank (interesting take on the Donaghy's actions):

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/s...xplainsNBAbets

TM

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When? B/c my incident happened last week. That's what you get for dating HS girls.

Apropos of the fact that I have been talked into attending my 20th HS reunion (outable??? I am also a secretary) Coltrane's post reminded me of trying to put the moves on my junior high girlfriend in a graveyard. Even though I can't think of a more hackneyed, predictable and inevitably deadly scene from every horror movie I have ever seen, we both lived to tell the tale. Or not, in her case. I will have to ask her.*

*If she ever told the tale, that is. I am pretty sure she lived. Or else whatever ate her soul and has been using her corporal vessel as an unholy marionette of evil since that night is now sending pictures of a lovely family to a high-school reunion website.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Apropos of the fact that I have been talked into attending my 20th HS reunion (outable??? I am also a secretary) Coltrane's post reminded me of trying to put the moves on my junior high girlfriend in a graveyard. Even though I can't think of a more hackneyed, predictable and inevitably deadly scene from every horror movie I have ever seen, we both lived to tell the tale. Or not, in her case. I will have to ask her.*

*If she ever told the tale, that is. I am pretty sure she lived. Or else whatever ate her soul and has been using her corporal vessel as an unholy marionette of evil since that night is now sending pictures of a lovely family to a high-school reunion website.

Did your moves meet with success? Or did you, like Coltrane, fail miserably?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Did your moves meet with success? Or did you, like Coltrane, fail miserably?

How do you measure "success"? It was 8th grade and, in the words of the late Daniel Patrick Moynihan, I was willing to define deviancy down.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by Chef's Biggest Fan
for the love of Britney, pray, let it be so!!!!

ps:

Is it real or a merkin down below?

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

AON, C.C. Sabathia is a large individual.



This doesn't really do him justice.