New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[Dat Phan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
as an aside, the don't sock posts have now exceeded the Phan/monty socks in the past 24 hours.

And more importantly - more annoying.

[Dave]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I believe I invented this rant, but I have little hope that anything will change. The whomever's who are behind the Dat Phans, Daves, New Jerseys, Bil Mo's, Carol Merrills, etc. are no different from the people behind the old Lactation Lovers, Bilmore's Inner Cynics, or dozens of other forgetable wastes of photoresins.

Wait a minute. If what you're saying is true ... then I still don't care.

Everyone posts boring shit sometimes, some just post more often.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
See Gigli. Also see all those movies where you hear about who the lead actor was supposed to be even though said producer couldn't get them.

people not in the movie can say what they will- they're not in the movie, but the producers aren't the ones talking

Right. Because Julia Roberts career sure took a nose dive because she hasn't shown her tits.

or bette Davis... you're right. good point. where is the press about them being offered money?

Right. It gives her Oscar buzz, which did more for her career than Swordfish could.

she didn't win the award for the nude scenes. i know you're not that shallow from the few months I've been here. Maybe the scenes help convey how desparate/screwed up her character was for a little comfort, but it was all of her on the stage, not just the tits.

But whatever.

exactly.... the most intelligent thing said between us was when i said she knew she was doing Monster's so she took the money for Swordfish. it made the unveiling less of an issue and probably did a lot to let that movie be taken seriously. by that, the Swordfish scene did alot to get her the award. QED.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
When you put it that way, I visualize two people having sex inside a giant mule.

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I think that's how the Greeks won at Troy.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by dtb

Could somebody please provide a detailed description of all the penis tricks (or maybe just one or two of them)? I am utterly mystified as to what they could possibly be.

Either Sebby has fucked his way through a gormet supermarket or he's seen Puppetry of the Penis (BBC review of a puerile, penile production)

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
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for upcoming Brad Pitt movie

I looked up the guy who's playing Patroclus, 'cause I'm kinda curious whether they the movie will address the text's clear implication of uttlove-bay between Patroclus and Achilles. The actor is a total unknown who inspired the following exchange on the IMDB message boards:

Point:

by - duckmaster9000 (Wed Apr 23 17:44:38) Ignore this User | Report Abuse

oh my god! i love garrett hedlund! i can't believe i used to be on an improv team with this great man!! And he's so hot, too! oh my god!! he touched my butt, on numerous occasions and i have a wooden mallet that has been down his pants. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!! he is so hot!! i almost fainted when i saw him at school, i, like, totally hyperventilated! every time i think about him my face gets super red. i'm going to marry him some day, i just know it.

Counterpoint:

by - purpleraccoonz (Fri Jul 25 01:52:46) Ignore this User | Report Abuse

garrett in my opinion is not that great because i had photo journalism with him 1st semester of senior year and he acted like i didnt exsist. i was nothing but nice to him too. i could say something to him and hed look at me, so i knew he was hearing me, and he would walk away. hes egotistical and he is not that great.

On the plus side, he was in ComedySportz and once stuffed a wooden mallet down his pants, proving he will go the extra mile to please a fan. On the minus side, he purported to learn Photojournalism but failed to notice the physical presence of a classmate, a key failing for an aspiring photojournalist.

Verdict: mixed.

[Dave]

Link to site selling underwear lamps

No word yet on whether Britney has cleaned out the inventory.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Dave
Link to site selling underwear lamps

No word yet on whether Britney has cleaned out the inventory.

Better when posted by nfh. She invented this link.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Better when posted by nfh. She invented this link.

That "joke" is so Spring 2003.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by evenodds
Speaking of sports, tonight is the start of the NBA season. My Spurs tip at 7 cst, but the game of the night is on at 9:30 when the Lakers play the Mavs.

Kobe is sitting and has been fined for these comments: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1648431

Sorry, they no longer play pro basketball in NY.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Sorry, they no longer play pro basketball in NY.

Assuming Kobe doesn't go to the big house, he wants to play for NY next year.

Even(you can always cheer for the Nets in the interim)Odds

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
That "joke" is so Spring 2003.

No, it's so last week. But thanks for varying your mileage.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, it's so last week. But thanks for varying your mileage.

The derivative joke is so last week.

As for my mileage, it is just perfect: I am exactly 189 miles away from kicking your ass.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
The derivative joke is so last week.

As for my mileage, it is just perfect: I am exactly 189 miles away from kicking your ass.

Like I'd notice. Take a number. I should be ready for my ass-kicking sometime next week, by which time this will all be so last week.

[Hank Chinaski]

bt Atticus

I looked up the guy who's playing Patroclus, 'cause I'm kinda curious whether they the movie will address the text's clear implication of uttlove-bay between Patroclus and Achilles. The actor is a total unknown who inspired the following exchange on the IMDB message boards:

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by - duckmaster9000 (Wed Apr 23 17:44:38) Ignore this User | Report Abuse

oh my god! i love garrett hedlund! i can't believe i used to be on an improv team with this great man!! And he's so hot, too! oh my god!! he touched my butt, on numerous occasions and i have a wooden mallet that has been down his pants. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!! he is so hot!! i almost fainted when i saw him at school, i, like, totally hyperventilated! every time i think about him my face gets super red. i'm going to marry him some day, i just know it.
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by - purpleraccoonz (Fri Jul 25 01:52:46) Ignore this User | Report Abuse

garrett in my opinion is not that great because i had photo journalism with him 1st semester of senior year and he acted like i didnt exsist. i was nothing but nice to him too. i could say something to him and hed look at me, so i knew he was hearing me, and he would walk away. hes egotistical and he is not that great.
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On the plus side, he was in ComedySportz and once stuffed a wooden mallet down his pants, proving he will go the extra mile to please a fan. On the minus side, he purported to learn Photojournalism but failed to notice the physical presence of a classmate, a key failing for an aspiring photojournalist.

Verdict: mixed.

reminds me of what my daughter and her friend Lauren say about tommy the 9th grade point guard on their e-journal page. 'cept no mallet talk. don't even matter. he can still take it to the hoop.