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10-30-2003, 12:17 PM
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#5146
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nuns are fucking hot. I'd so love to deflower a young hot nun. Its like the ultimate fantasy... total forbidden fruit.
...pulling off the habit to discover her long blonde hair, running my hand up her thigh underneath her long black dress... god, I could be eht next Danielle Steel.
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Okay, without stalking or insulting you.... I'm just wondering....
You haven't met a lot of actual nuns, have you? |
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10-30-2003, 12:18 PM
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#5147
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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This is stupid
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
See? TM assumes the poster is female. I thought the post sounded female too.
Seb assumes the poster is male.
Perhaps we should debate this and take a poll. Or consider whether our advice would be any different if we knew the poster's sex.
Alternately, we can all get real lives. But, nah....
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I think the poster is a trannie. I'll thank you not to speak for me, Finchie.
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10-30-2003, 12:19 PM
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#5148
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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I think the poster in question is a pre-op transexual.
*sigh* I really hate that Sebbie and I thought of the same bad joke. |
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10-30-2003, 12:20 PM
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#5149
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Okay, without stalking or insulting you.... I'm just wondering....
You haven't met a lot of actual nuns, have you?
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Oh yes I have. I'm as Catholic as you can get.
I've seen a few hot young nuns in my day, but you're right, they're few and far between... sorta like hot girls in law school. Only difference being, I have an interest in fucking nuns.
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10-30-2003, 12:21 PM
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#5150
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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This is stupid
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Say to him in an offhanded way, "I hope we can still fuck when we're seeing other people." That way, he knows ain't shit going on except fucking. He can move on and save face if he thought something was going on. And he gets to keep the fun. He also knows you'll always be down for a quickie if either of you want one.
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It sounded like the alligator person wants a relationship with the current person, but maybe I am wrong. I am totally behind the concept of the person you have sex with unless one of you is dating someone else. |
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10-30-2003, 12:22 PM
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#5151
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm sure you get this all the time, but it's too big!
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To make things smaller:
Right click on the image, and hit "save as" - Right click on the image and hit "save as"
- Go to your start bar, hit "accessories" and Paint.
- In Paint, open the image
- Go to "Image" and hit "attributes" to see how big the image currently is.
- [Warning: math in this step] Go to "image" again, and hit "stretch/skew" and put in the percent smaller that you need the image to be.
- Hit "save"
You might have to resave the image as a .gif. Just open the folder where the image is saved, right click, hit "save as" and when it asks for the name, put whatever the name is .gif instead of .jpg.
There are other ways to do this, but this is likely to be on your computer.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-30-2003, 12:23 PM
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#5152
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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This is stupid
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
See? TM assumes the poster is female. I thought the post sounded female too.
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Come on now, that's easy. The poster is no doubt female. Lets look at the ingredients of this relationship:
1. Hot sex.
2. Fun.
3. Social Interaction.
4. Friendship.
What is missing?
5. Love.
How many single guys worry about that missing ingredient?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-30-2003, 12:24 PM
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#5153
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Moderator on the beach
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 23
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This is stupid
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It sounded like the alligator person wants a relationship with the current person, but maybe I am wrong. I am totally behind the concept of the person you have sex with unless one of you is dating someone else.
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I am a girl, not a pre-op trannie.
My friend is more into me than I am into him. I like him, but he's not "the one."
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Fire Ron Zook.
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10-30-2003, 12:27 PM
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#5154
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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This is stupid
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
See? TM assumes the poster is female. I thought the post sounded female too.
Seb assumes the poster is male.
Perhaps we should debate this and take a poll. Or consider whether our advice would be any different if we knew the poster's sex.
Alternately, we can all get real lives. But, nah....
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I'm pretty sure that when she was introduced as the new moderator of the florida board, she was introduced as female.
edited to add: scroll, THEN post.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-30-2003, 12:31 PM
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#5155
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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This is stupid
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
See? TM assumes the poster is female. I thought the post sounded female too.
Seb assumes the poster is male.
Perhaps we should debate this and take a poll. Or consider whether our advice would be any different if we knew the poster's sex.
Alternately, we can all get real lives. But, nah....
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A number of people assumed I was a guy when I posted anon re: having sex with the in-town-for-a-couple-days sex guy when I was kind of seeing someone and the sex with the sex guy would have been two or three days before the kind of seeing someone guy was making me dinner at his house.
I leaned toward female on reading the post, but didn't want to make assumptions since (a) I think it's irrelevant and (b) didn't want to make the mistake others had made.
Edited to note that I kept all gender out of it (kind of out of curiosity) when I posted. It wasn't that I called the person coming into town the "sex guy" and people assumed I was a homosexual (or bisexual) guy. |
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10-30-2003, 12:32 PM
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#5156
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,122
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Banned Socks
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Originally posted by Walter_Disco_Mitty
I enjoyed the Jewish people. But thank heavens Reba survived. I mean reba.
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Yuk, yuk, yuk.
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Boogers!
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10-30-2003, 12:33 PM
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#5157
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,122
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Good Heavens
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Originally posted by Walter_Disco_Mitty
I am on the phone with opposing counsel and they say to me "I will try to arrange a threeway.. I mean a conference call"
I laughed. How juvenile!
Perhaps she reads the FB too?
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That made me giggle.
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Boogers!
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10-30-2003, 12:33 PM
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#5158
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,480
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(Really Important) News
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evenodds
That said, he has skills.
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So did Danny Ferry. |
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10-30-2003, 12:34 PM
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#5159
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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This is stupid
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Originally posted by LitiGator
I am a girl, not a pre-op trannie.
My friend is more into me than I am into him. I like him, but he's not "the one."
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I found that talking about the 23 year old hottie that I just met and was really interested in helped considerably in moving on to the "we're no more than fuck-buddies, and I'd drop you like a hot rock if the 23 year old shows any indication of interest" conversation. It opened things up for him to talk about the hottie he'd had his eye on for awhile.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-30-2003, 12:35 PM
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#5160
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,122
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Sebby's discontent
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Originally posted by Walter_Disco_Mitty
Are you played by Ricky Gervais on the telly?
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ROTFLMAO
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