New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 352

robustpuppy · 10-30-2003, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
As the meeting continued I definitely found myself appraising her more. And I noticed the suit was well fitted to her frame (which was a nice frame), the silk blouse she was wearing set it off nicely, her makeup was perfect, shoes fabulous, hair just right.

Please describe the shoes. What made them fabulous?

(Someday, if I ever meet anybody from the FB, I want to be wearing the right shoes.)

spookyfish · 10-30-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Please describe the shoes. What made them fabulous?

They were "fuck me" shoes.

dtb · 10-30-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
It's been an hour since you drank that coffee -- you should head to the restroom.

Now this, while disgusting, amused me greatly.

(much like "Man Getting Hit in Crotch with Football," it works on so many levels!)

dtb · 10-30-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
nuns [...] are under a strict duty to shave where a woman shouldn't

What does this mean? Their heads? Could be worse...

robustpuppy · 10-30-2003, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
They were "fuck me" shoes.

Well, that's easy enough to manage. Especially if I'm meeting Wonk.

Edited to add, or Shape Shifter, who's channeling.

Shape Shifter · 10-30-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Please describe the shoes. What made them fabulous?

(Someday, if I ever meet anybody from the FB, I want to be wearing the right shoes.)

Don't worry. I won't be able to take my eyes off your tits.

barely_legal · 10-30-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
What does this mean? Their heads? Could be worse...

How could it be worse? I bet most guys would rather a date a woman with hair on her head and no hair on the rest of her body than the other way around. Poll?

Replaced_Texan · 10-30-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't worry. I won't be able to take my eyes off your tits.

Some say--well, Ralph Waldo Emerson said, but some quote--that consistancy is the hobglobin of little minds. I say it's refreshing to see someone keep his eye on the prize no matter what.

taxwonk · 10-30-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I look at friends who settle down too early and then have emotional or physical affairs. I often wonder if the issue is that they didn't sample enough before settling down.

So, how important is sampling?

You have no idea.

Shape Shifter · 10-30-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Some say--well, Ralph Waldo Emerson said, but some quote--that consistancy is the hobglobin of little minds. I say it's refreshing to see someone keep his eye on the prize no matter what.

I like to think of myself as someone who is able to focus on what's important. Towards that end:

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Originally posted by barely_legal
How could it be worse? I bet most guys would rather a date a woman with hair on her head and no hair on the rest of her body than the other way around. Poll?

Depends. On what her tits are like. Let's not let the forest obscure our view of the trees. Keep your eyes on the . . . well, you know.

Atticus Grinch · 10-30-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Edited to add: Who is playing Endora? Talk about a key role. If Lauren Bacall is willing and able, she'd be great for the role.

Don't know, but trying to find the answer resulted in me learning that it'll be written and directed by NORA FUCKING EPHRON. She hasn't been funny since Harry -> Sally. If they cast Meg Ryan as Samatha I'm going to fucking wig.

I vote Shirley MacLaine for Endora. You don't want Endora to be bangable, and Not Bangable is right up MacLaine's alley.

dtb · 10-30-2003, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
How could it be worse?

I was trying to make a joke (so obviously, as I'm having to explain it, it wasn't a very good joke), like in The Life of Brian when the two dudes are talking about the plusses and minuses of forms of execution. In discussing crucifiction, one of them says, "Eh, could be worse..."

(Arcane, I know...)

dtb · 10-30-2003, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Some say--well, Ralph Waldo Emerson said, but some quote--that consistancy is the hobglobin of little minds.

Wasn't that Oscar Wilde? (Maybe he was just plagiarizing -- a man ahead of his time!)

Edited to add: Nope, you were right RT: I guess I was thinking of one of these little O.Wilde ditties: "We are never more true to ourselves than when we are inconsistent." or "Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."

I'm senile -- so sue me.

Shape Shifter · 10-30-2003, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well, that's easy enough to manage. Especially if I'm meeting Wonk.

I see you have more online loves than there is corn in a Sebby salad. And I thought I was special.

I hereby challenge Wonk to a duel. Breakdancing. Sunrise. Under the freeway.

fufu · 10-30-2003, 06:47 PM

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I vote Shirley MacLaine for Endora. You don't want Endora to be bangable, and Not Bangable is right up MacLaine's alley.

I vote for Liza Minnelli.

But please casting directors resist the temptation to cast Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson in the role of a teenage Tabatha (if they decide to cast her as a teenager to grab the 'tween fans).