Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Okay, I'll bite.

This is so hot. Grrrrrr.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And Less and Slave have already slept with all the good ones.

No they haven't.



Or so Shape Shifter tells me.

[SlaveNoMore]

LessinSF
The Real World - San Diego. More of the same, but appearing to focus early on the difficulties of those with gfs or bfs at home. Another attractive crowd apparently getting in a lot of legal trouble in San Diego (one girl arrested in a bar fight with a Marine, and non-cast member staying at the house allegedly date-raped another non-cast member - http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/...ory.php?s=2135 - while production crews did nothing and then obstructed the investigation. Added bonus points for the Coyote Ugly bartender with the rack, and the South Carolina cheerleader type who proudly announced that she had brought her vibrator. Super extra points for Frankie is a punk-rocker vomiting on the first day in the house.

I'm quite impressed with this bunch. Two of the girls are outright hot, the punker is very pretty despite trying to look weird. And that stri..er, waitress is average, but my god those cans.

This season has to be more over the top as France was a utter bore.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No they haven't.



Or so Shape Shifter tells me.

Socks are part of the reptile conspiracy? And why, PLF, are you jealous of Slave and Less having carnal relations with hosiery?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm quite impressed with this bunch. Two of the girls are outright hot, the punker is very pretty despite trying to look weird. And that stri..er, waitress is average, but my god those cans.

This season has to be more over the top as France was a utter bore.

That S. Carolina girl is just phenomenal. In fact, the state of SC is loaded with those kind of girls. Charleston is like Atlanta with the girl/guy ratio, except that Charleston doesn't suck.

Edited to add that I've always found the Real World to be unwatchable. Things are looking different for San Diego.

[leagleaze]

Stop trying to chase away the newbies.

Ya jerks.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Stop trying to chase away the newbies.

Ya jerks.

I wasn't trying to chase it away, she said with dignity. If it thinks on it, it will realize that if it is ignored it is less likely to be flamed.

Not that you were necessarily talking to me.

It probably should lurk at least for a little while and perhaps practice some posts in its head before going on a posting binge. Otherwise it might end up a sensitive nutcase.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Stop trying to chase away the newbies.

Ya jerks.

It is just lurking trying to figure out the rules before it starts posting again. There is no chance that someone who comes back to post "bye" to a "go away" post will actually go away. It will just be reincarnated in 2-3 days.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Stop trying to chase away the newbies.

Ya jerks.

I wasn't trying to chase him away. I was being earnestly helpful (nice), even though he did tell me to be a man. I don't think he'll leave. He's not that much of a pussy. NTTAWWT.

[pretermitted_child]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
. . . I'll whip your ass with a severed arm.

Yay for proper usage!

:band:

[leagleaze]

Guilty feelings much?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Guilty feelings much?

Yes, which is why I have sent many flirtatious PMs to NW Native in the minutes since you first admonished us.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
But if you read my post I said that I had been informed of the post, not I have read the post. And to have my gender questioned on a bored that I do not participate on struck me as odd. As if the legend of NFH is bigger than this.

I call shenanigans. There is no chance whatsoever that any oldtimer who still haunts the Infirm boards PMed you, a creature that has only existed since March and which has publicly professed to lack PM ability for most of that time, specially to tell you between Friday 7 p.m. PST and Sunday 4:58 p.m. PST that you had been dissed on the Infirm boards.

Shenanigans, I say.

I'll save you some time, though. Here is the imaginary IM transcript in which you were informed by your friends.

Naught_from_Here: Whassup?
Penis-key_Material: LOL!
Penis-key_Material: YMMV!!
Penis-key_Material: Indeed.
Penis-key_Material: Say, Atticus be talking shit about you on Infirm, like some Ironweed-talking punk.
Penis-key_Material: TUALBIMM!!!!
Naught_from_Here: I'm going to beat his bitch ass down!
Naught_from_Here: Punk mutherfucka!
Penis-key_Material: Indeed.
Purty_Little_Floral: Whassup?
Penis-key_Material: Indeed. LOL!
Purty_Little_Floral: Did Penske tell you about Atticus yet?
Purty_Little_Floral: Mutherfucking bitch-ass bitch!
Penis-key_Material: Wierd that.
[EOM]

[pretermitted_child]

Originally posted by NW Native
Ok. Give it to me in small words so I can understand.

I've been called a sock but I'm not - I've used this handle exclusively for about 4 years. While I'm new to this board I've been around other lawyer boards for years. I know many of the posters here unless they were on regional boards that I didn't frequent.

Someone earlier seemed to be dissing me about how irrelevant my posts were. Someone else replied that they had PMd me with a note to that effect. I have zero PMs.

So, I freely admit that I missed the joke. I'm new here but not afraid to jump in (even where not wanted). What joke did I miss on today's posts? I was invited to come over to LT. But, if you want me to go away, just be a man and say it straight up.

Welcome, NW Native. I do remember you from That Other Board.

For the most part, if you haven't been an "FB Regular" on That Other Board, you'll be called a sock, a fake, and, eventually, "Penske."

They don't take kindly to non-Regulars here.*

-pc

* Amongst the Regulars, Atticus is the most regular of them all. Totally. (Do a search for "twosies" and you'll see what I mean).**

** I know Leagl hates it when we talk about poop and such, but I couldn't resist a cheap pun. Sorry.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Guilty feelings much?

More like defensive in a self-righteous kind of way.