Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I take it you're not overly tall.

6'2.

Best way to measure dick size is hand size. I have this on good info from a chick who fucked just about everyone back in the day. I assume that feet probably work as well. A close friend of mine with size 13 shoes is pretty impressively hung.

I can palm a basketball, but I think that advantage might be cancelled out by the English and Irish blood in my veins.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I am saying that when you left your fly open you weren't going commando. Are you feeling chicky today?

If that occured, the interviewer probably would have politely said "Look, I cannot do this while your genitals are in plain sight."

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

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I did a serious double-take last night watching the Sopranos. What the fuck was David Lee Roth doing on that show!?!?!?

He looks horrible, almost Steven Seagal in that new commercial of his horrible. Did have a funny line about writing off condoms as a business expense back in the day, though.

On a related note, just heard Van Halen has put aside the fighting and rehab enough to tour this summer (with Sammy Hagar singing). Based on last night's show, I can see why Diamond Dave wasn't invited.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can palm a basketball, but I think that advantage might be cancelled out by the English and Irish blood in my veins.

The ultimate test is really basketball. If size is your goal, look for the people who know how to pick an NCAA bracket.

That, of course, and the way men walk. You can always tell by the way we walk.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If that occured, the interviewer probably would have politely said "Look, I cannot do this while your genitals are in plain sight."

Probably. I however just laughed and suggested that my friend put it away.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
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I did a serious double-take last night watching the Sopranos. What the fuck was David Lee Roth doing on that show!?!?!?

He looks horrible, almost Steven Seagal in that new commercial of his horrible. Did have a funny line about writing off condoms as a business expense back in the day, though.

On a related note, just heard Van Halen has put aside the fighting and rehab enough to tour this summer (with Sammy Hagar singing). Based on last night's show, I can see why Diamond Dave wasn't invited.

Why you gotta hate, man?



Zippeddy zoo-za zey-za, oh yeah.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
The ultimate test is really basketball. If size is your goal, look for the people who know how to pick an NCAA bracket.

Preach on, Brother!!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Preach on, Brother!!

That may have more to do with the motion of the ocean side of the equation. But I'm not arguing.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
That, of course, and the way men walk. You can always tell by the way we walk.

No, it's by the way you sit. When some jerk is sitting on the train with his legs spread incredibly wide, like he can't fit them around his enormousness, thereby crowding other passengers, he's making up mentally for his toddler-size package.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Why you gotta hate, man?



Zippeddy zoo-za zey-za, oh yeah.

My first thought when I saw this picture, after I recovered from the wave of revulsion, was that this would be Sting without the yoga, organic diet, apparently stable family life, and continued professional success.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
No, it's by the way you sit. When some jerk is sitting on the train with his legs spread incredibly wide, like he can't fit them around his enormousness, thereby crowding other passengers, he's making up mentally for his toddler-size package.

I always thought they were just inviting me to sit on their laps.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
6'2.

Best way to measure dick size is hand size. I have this on good info from a chick who fucked just about everyone back in the day. I assume that feet probably work as well. A close friend of mine with size 13 shoes is pretty impressively hung.

I can palm a basketball, but I think that advantage might be cancelled out by the English and Irish blood in my veins.

I disagree. The best way to measure dick size is to look at the dick.

A large dick will look large, while a small dick will make you laugh.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
My first thought when I saw this picture, after I recovered from the wave of revulsion, was that this would be Sting without the yoga, organic diet, apparently stable family life, and continued professional success.

Well, according to the wife, Sting and Trudie often bring a nubile young woman home to play with, so no wonder Sting has a "stable" family life.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
He looks horrible, almost Steven Seagal in that new commercial of his horrible.

I finally saw that ad. Did they CG SS's head/face? It looks like a video game or something. I don't think that's him.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I disagree. The best way to measure dick size is to look at the dick.

A large dick will look large, while a small dick will make you laugh.

Yes, but for those of us not living in a nudist colony, how does the discerning female ensure that she's not going home with a cat who's hung like a squirrel?