Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

Originally posted by barely_legal
Interesting theory. and done. This better work b/c it's killing me to have that monotone crybaby as my avatar.

I am now going to vote for him for forty minutes hafter the show and George will get twenty. Fuck all y'all. John Stevens' first album is going to be hot- old school crooning meets MTV. Thank you mormons for joining me on the quest.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Fugee
If I could reach my hand through the computer screen and over the internet, I'd smack your face.

Flinty and his monkey horde have just the product you need in development...

[notcasesensitive]

Anyone see the episode last night with incognito Jacko and Blanket? Very amusing. Not sure if spoiler space is required for South Park but...

{SPOILER BELOW - STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.}



When his face was all melting and falling apart after the gotcha nose game, I laughed so hard. And the baby dangling. And the Peter Pan costume. I thought Trey and Matt nailed that one. It vies with the Christian Rock Album episode for my favorite of this season.

is this one of the bands that was recommended by folks?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by barely_legal
FUUUUUUUCK all of you who didn't vote for Crazy Eyes. I spent an hour voting for her. All you asses who voted for anybody else except for George suck suck suck. Especially you paigow. I warned you that Crazy Eye's lines were wide open, and you still didn't vote for her.


I'm so sad that my Crazy Eyes is gone. She was too good for stinky AI anyway.

I shall watch Sister Act 2 in remembrance the next time it appears on TBS on a Saturday afternoon.

[john123]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hi!

Was that directed at me!??! Assuming you are a sexy sultry woman, and I assume most posters here are, even the ones with phoney baloney male affections, like Skeks in the City and NotFromHere, and if I could reach my hand through the computer screen and over the internet, I'd gently tussle your silky smoove hair.

SchWing!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

[spoiler space]



How does the bachelor casting find teh only 16 virginal prudes in the US, especially to set them up with the "different strange face in the bed every morning" semi-stud ("rich, successful!" football player?

"Sick" and "disgusted" by the admission that trish had slept with 35 men, at least one of who was married, plus a three-way with a couple of women? Are such people shockingly rare in most of America? Meanwhile most of them didn't have sex in college, never had a one-night stand, and can count on one hand all of their sexual partners? Although perhaps this provides the necessary insight to explain how a 21 year old is "ready to get married and start a family."

[bilmore]

Originally posted by john123
Was that directed at me!??! Assuming you are a sexy sultry woman, and I assume most posters here are, even the ones with phoney baloney male affections, like Skeks in the City and NotFromHere, and if I could reach my hand through the computer screen and over the internet, I'd gently tussle your silky smoove hair.

SchWing!

"affections"?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
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How does the bachelor casting find teh only 16 virginal prudes in the US, especially to set them up with the "different strange face in the bed every morning" semi-stud ("rich, successful!" football player?

"Sick" and "disgusted" by the admission that trish had slept with 35 men, at least one of who was married, plus a three-way with a couple of women? Are such people shockingly rare in most of America? Meanwhile most of them didn't have sex in college, never had a one-night stand, and can count on one hand all of their sexual partners? Although perhaps this provides the necessary insight to explain how a 21 year old is "ready to get married and start a family."

Are they from Utah?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
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How does the bachelor casting find teh only 16 virginal prudes in the US, especially to set them up with the "different strange face in the bed every morning" semi-stud ("rich, successful!" football player?

"Sick" and "disgusted" by the admission that trish had slept with 35 men, at least one of who was married, plus a three-way with a couple of women? Are such people shockingly rare in most of America? Meanwhile most of them didn't have sex in college, never had a one-night stand, and can count on one hand all of their sexual partners? Although perhaps this provides the necessary insight to explain how a 21 year old is "ready to get married and start a family."

Methinks you live in The Big City.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Are they from Utah?

oklahoma.

[john123]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
is this one of the bands that was recommended by folks?

for that it may be worth, I would much rather check out NaPalm Sunday than those pikers.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
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How does the bachelor casting find teh only 16 virginal prudes in the US, especially to set them up with the "different strange face in the bed every morning" semi-stud ("rich, successful!" football player?

"Sick" and "disgusted" by the admission that trish had slept with 35 men, at least one of who was married, plus a three-way with a couple of women? Are such people shockingly rare in most of America? Meanwhile most of them didn't have sex in college, never had a one-night stand, and can count on one hand all of their sexual partners? Although perhaps this provides the necessary insight to explain how a 21 year old is "ready to get married and start a family."

Tell me about it. I think Trish beat me at I Never by one sip. She was lucky they didnt ask if she ever gave a transvestite married guy her bra and panties to wear while doing blow all night.

Give me a room of peroxide jobs with minnie mouse voices who are dying to marry some rich athlete but wont admit they are golddigging skanks, or Trish, and I would hang with Trish any day of the week. I cant wait to welcome her into her inaugural spinster club meeting. THe only tolderable women were Mandy and Ann Catherine and Jean Marie and Trish. I hate this guy.

and how lame was that stalker set up? I thought someone was gonna be coming after him but all it was was her being gropey? lame.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bilmore
Methinks you live in The Big City.

you mean, where people don't lie about their sexual history? I've lived in both, and saw nearly as much random hooking up and infidelity in the semi-small town. Don't they at least get news reports there that some people have sex out of wedlock?

I'm not surprised that there are virginal people out there--of course there are. But I'm surprised that a) those people would try out for the bachelor and b) that they would be shocked, SHOCKED!, by the existence of people a little less pure than themselves.

Of course, it could all be attributable to cattiness and careful editing.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
you mean, where people don't lie about their sexual history? I've lived in both, and saw nearly as much random hooking up and infidelity in the semi-small town. Don't they at least get news reports there that some people have sex out of wedlock?

Right. The smaller towns are where you hear most of the stories about wife-swapping, three-ways, etc. b/c the rumour/gossip mills are much more efficient there.