Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Her stare is frightening me.

Word has it, its' the effect you're cleavage has on women.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Come on, Ty, on a pick-up truck? The radios on those have tuners that don't go below 91.9.

Yes, yes, I know. I was just hoping there was more to it. I guess not.

[Alex_de_Large]

Clean out your fucking PM box if you expect anyone to write back to you.

AdL

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Yes, yes, I know. I was just hoping there was more to it. I guess not.

This just shows that you are a true liberal. You give even rednecks the benefit of the doubt, whereas I believe that they are all painfully stupid.

I don't know what kind of liberal that makes me.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Really? She looked damned good.

I used to have a HUUUGE crush on her whan that flick came out. She was 47 when she SATC. She's also apparently engaged to Gerard Depardieu.

Photo:

[SlaveNoMore]

Early line: 2/5



Morning line: $47 pays $100



Over/Under: 8 months

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This just shows that you are a true liberal. You give even rednecks the benefit of the doubt, whereas I believe that they are all painfully stupid.

I don't know what kind of liberal that makes me.

I thought it was a Mexican-American thing, not a redneck thing, but I guess that's because I don't hang out in the Central Valley enough.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Come on, Ty, on a pick-up truck? The radios on those have tuners that don't go below 91.9.

Wait. They have FM on them?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I thought it was a Mexican-American thing, not a redneck thing, but I guess that's because I don't hang out in the Central Valley enough.

I haven't been to redneck Florida* in a while, so things may have changed.

*98% of the state.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large

That would have been the best Bond movie, except that Roger Moore was in it.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Slave Once Again
Word has it, its' the effect you're cleavage has on women.

Who the fuck are you?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I used to have a HUUUGE crush on her whan that flick came out. She was 47 when she SATC. She's also apparently engaged to Gerard Depardieu.

Photo:

Ahh. That's what I wish I looked like. She's what I would look like if I were a lot better-looking. I'm probably not explaining myself very well, but I mean that I'd never, ever get close to looking like (for example) Heidi Klum or Elle MacPherson -- they're just not even close to what I look like. However Carole somehow (to my delusional mind) is just a better-looking version of me!

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
That would have been the best Bond movie, except that Roger Moore was in it.

Agreed, though he was tolerable in it. A Connery in his prime would have made that movie mythic.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The one on the left looks like she is channeling Paris Hilton. And the one on the right looks like she is channeling Reese Witherspoon.

You know, there's a 90 minute, madcap summer teen movie in that. Str8, can you get me a meeting?

I can't get you a meeting, but I can get you some CDs if you'd like them.

[CDs?]

Yeah, See Deez Nuts. Actually, I take that back, I can get you a meeting . . . with Eileen.

[Eileen? Eileen who?]

I lean back so you can rub on Deez Nuts.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I can't get you a meeting, but I can get you some CDs if you'd like them.

[CDs?]

Yeah, See Deez Nuts. Actually, I take that back, I can get you a meeting . . . with Eileen.

[Eileen? Eileen who?]

I lean back so you can rub on Deez Nuts.

Asphinctersezwhat?