Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[SlaveNoMore]

Did you just call me Coltrane?
... I was just poking the old lady for fun.

If you do this, 4 years of hell will ensue.

Haven't you been paying attention?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was just poking the old lady for fun.

Of course you were, Junior. With your -- uh, staying power (hehehe) -- she surely wouldn't bepaying you for it. At least not 'til next week when she turns 40.

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
ETA: Post workout I enjoy black beans done with some cayenne pepper sauce, suateed onions, cheddar cheese and salsa fresca on the side. I've been eating that for about six months now. Seems to give me great energy and I don't gain weight, and the shit tastes great.

If you really want the shit to taste great, you should add some corn.

MR

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


ETA: Post workout I enjoy black beans done with some cayenne pepper sauce, suateed onions, cheddar cheese and salsa fresca on the side. I've been eating that for about six months now. Seems to give me great energy and I don't gain weight, and the shit tastes great.

I hope Beano is a part of your diet.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by mmm3587


Anyway, he was very gracious and sweet to me about getting everything done, so the ethics partners at my firm must be leaving him alone. As "thanks for all [my] hard work," he gave me two tickets to Rent. Which is a nice gesture. I have actually never seen it, and I was looking forward to it. Until, I realized, and almost fell down laughing when I did, that the tickets are in fucking ATLANTA. ASSHOLE!

I have nothing against Atlanta, but I am not planning to go there for a weekend just to see Rent. I can't believe the gall of this fucker to give me tickets for an event in a different fucking city. ASSHOLE!

ASSHOLE!

I'll take your Atlanta tickets.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hope Beano is a part of your diet.

Nah, lately its just been a glass of Stoli Vanilla.

AdL - You're right. That stuff is great. I can down that straight on the rocks like candy. And the 70 proof is nice. Its a little easier than dealing with the 90 proof Maker's Mark shuttle I've been on for the past few years.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If you want me I'll be in the bar.

That should be:

So if you want my address,
it's number one at the end of the bar
Where I sit with the broken angels,
clutching at straws, and nursing our scars.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
At my gym, they also have free weights, exercise machines, medicine balls, stretching mats and beginner seductive fitness fucking class.

Imagine that.

Nice ass though. Keep those knees up.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I actually honestly believe you can get a decent workout on the elliptical machine and, of course, the treadmill. I was just poking the old lady for fun.

http://www.eisite.com/clientsites/pi...uffedcrust.jpg


[ginormous picture of pepperoni stuffed-crust pizza replaced with link. ncs]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
http://www.eisite.com/clientsites/pi...uffedcrust.jpg

Holy Shit. thats one huge manspinster. I am full!


[think of the margins, paigow! think of the margins! ncs]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey, don't drag my ass into this. I don't go to gyms, because they tend to be occupied by preening weenies, hyper-aggressive spinsters clinging desperately to the final shreds of their rapidly disappearing youth, and out-of-shape, leering pigs the sort of which I would never want to be associated with. I get my workout walking the dog, chasing the Wonk Monster around the house at bath time, and vigorously shaking the martini shaker.

If you want me I'll be in the bar. Nasty cougar in training.

You are just bitter bc you are cougar predatory meat twenty years past its sell by date

[Replaced_Texan]

I'm posting this here though it may be more appropriate in the SF or the travel section.

My sister and I are planning a camping trip for fourth of July weekend, but we're not sure where to go. We'll be driving out of San Francisco, and we only have Friday night, Saturday, Sunday and part of Monday for the adventure and I think we'd both prefer not to spend the entire trip in the car. I've been to Yosemite and Tahoe, and I've done day trips to Point Reyes, Muir Woods, Ano Nuevo, Carmel and Big Sur. Redwood National Park looks to be a bit too far. We're not leaning either way towards mountain or ocean (or both), and I don't think we really care if we go north or south. I think our main requirement is that we feel like we've left civilization, and it's not too crowded.

We're up for a bit of hiking, though we don't require backcountry campsites to make the experience complete. We're probably going to be in a rental car, so we may not have the ability to get to really remote or difficult to drive to locales.

It is possible that our other sister and her dog will be joining us if they decide to do their cross country epic journey, and if that's the case, we'll need to be in a place that is pet friendly.

Does anyone have any recommendations?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are just bitter bc you are cougar predatory meat twenty years past its sell by date

Ah, but what memories!!!! Just think dear, in two or three years we'll be perfect for each other.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm posting this here though it may be more appropriate in the SF or the travel section.

My sister and I are planning a camping trip for fourth of July weekend, but we're not sure where to go.

2 places come to mind. I had a friend spend a week in a tent near Santa Cruz. He loved it. Ran into some campers from his home town in Europe. Also, the Monarchs were in high season at the time. He said it was one of the better camping trips he'd ever been on.

Second place is the Russian River Valley up in wine country. Quite a few campgrounds, some cool hiking, nice weather and wine.

Both are about 2 hours from SF. And close enough to a hotel if you want to do that.

http://www.rrreservations.com/

OK, third place comes to mind. Sea Ranch - is on the ocean up north, if ocean is your thing. Not far from where they filmed the Birds.



edited to fix bad link to Russian River.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Ah, but what memories!!!! Just think dear, in two or three years we'll be perfect for each other.

Is that when hell is expected to freeze over?