Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I like the new "you just posted" message.

I haven't seen this yet.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
One of the weakest points of your argument was that particular point, actually. Maybe you hang with some neanderthals or something, but I haven't met a man that I would even consider dating who would have a problem with me going to Chippendales or whatever male equivalent you care to come up with.* Men would generally love for their wives to go to Chippendales or a strip club (women dancers) or any other activity that involves the likelihood of the wife getting turned on and therefore wanting to fuck like crazy when she arrived home.


*as an aside, the fact that there is no real female outing equivalent is a valid point in the Are Strip Clubs Sexist debate.

I agree, and add that a plus of strip clubs is that the guy gets really turned on and wants to fuck like crazy when he arrives home.

Now, if he only ever wanted to fuck like crazy after he'd been to a strip club and he insisted on the lights being out and didn't want to hear my voice at all and called me other names during the fucking like crazy, I would be unhappy. But in that case, the strip clubs are a symptom.

And, once again, light dawns for me. That sucks, PJ. Maybe though your husband is giving whatever and game, he really is not so into the huge stick up your ass and just doesn't want to tell you. Maybe if you take it out, his sex life will once again truly include you, instead of you just being a convenient receptacle.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I haven't seen this yet.

BTW, I prefer this one...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Is the guy wearing pants?

Uh, you would know. I would assume commando,* but yes to some type of clothing. Perhaps some soccer shorts or running shorts.

*primarily because his wife is no doubt into clothing that smells faintly of pee, and the lap dances are always hotter when the chick is turned on, yes?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
his wife is no doubt into clothing that smells faintly of pee...

I know she like Prada. Do they make pee-scented clothes?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by purse junkie
All of 'em. Why the hell should I put up with that shit?

Each to em's own--that's just where I am on it.

Not that anyone cares, but I am apparently married to purse junkie in real life. PJ, honey, I'll be sure to pick up the dry cleaning on the way home. Don't foget it's canasta night at the club.

Back to catching up ...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I know she like Prada. Do they make pee-scented clothes?

If it's pants and her husband is wearing them, they're pee-scented.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If it's pants and her husband is wearing them, they're pee-scented.

I'll be sure and check out SD's crotch next time I see him, to confirm.

Hey SD, what are you doing tonight?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Not that anyone cares, but I am apparently married to purse junkie in real life. PJ, honey, I'll be sure to pick up the dry cleaning on the way home. Don't foget it's canasta night at the club.

Back to catching up ...

If she drops the Podunkville insurance defense practice equivalent of $60K on handbags, I assume you'll promptly start banging that cute checker at the Piggly-Wiggly. I mean, if you aren't already.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I'll be sure and check out SD's crotch next time I see him, to confirm.

Hey SD, what are you doing tonight?

I don't think you need him to check out his wife's lap dancing abilities or to check his crotch. Unless you feel it is more desirable to have him in the pants than to just have the pants, you can get his wife to bring you some pants from the laundry. Maybe she can make it part of the act.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
IAnd, once again, light dawns for me. That sucks, PJ. Maybe though your husband is giving whatever and game, he really is not so into the huge stick up your ass and just doesn't want to tell you. Maybe if you take it out, his sex life will once again truly include you, instead of you just being a convenient receptacle.

You're right. I think strip clubs are sexist and therefore find them offensive, so they don't turn me on, so I really, really must be uptight about sex as a whole, and am therefore really terrible at it, so I'm really lucky someone condescends to have sex with me, even if they're not thinking about me, ever. You don't find strip clubs offensive, and are therefore a wild woman in bed, and because your lovers know you don't mind strip clubs, they'll never think about anyone else but you sexually (except the strippers).

I'll have to ask other women who object to strip clubs if they've ever had decent sex. Based on your rational argument, I doubt it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by purse junkie
You're right. I think strip clubs are sexist and therefore find them offensive, so they don't turn me on, so I really, really must be uptight about sex as a whole, and am therefore really terrible at it, so I'm really lucky someone condescends to have sex with me, even if they're not thinking about me, ever. You don't find strip clubs offensive, and are therefore a wild woman in bed, and because your lovers know you don't mind strip clubs, they'll never think about anyone else but you sexually (except the strippers).

I'll have to ask other women who object to strip clubs if they've ever had decent sex. Based on your rational argument, I doubt it.

I'm sure you'd have a shitty sex life even if you liked strip clubs. The fact that the spark has gone out of your relationship is not the fault of the strip club.

But, whatever. Your husband is probably from Boston too so this is all just a big fat moot point.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I'll have to ask other women who object to strip clubs if they've ever had decent sex. Based on your rational argument, I doubt it.

I'm sure they've had decent sex. They just haven't had good sex.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Meow meow meow meow

Can we please move on?

Let's talk about something else. Someone post a ridiculous problem please.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can we please move on?

Let's talk about something else. Someone post a ridiculous problem please.

I am having trouble getting my wife to agree to a threesome. Any ideas?