Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
In the Japanese original

Did it come in a two-fer set with "Tokyo Housewife Whores XIII?"

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Well, yeah, that was sorta the point. I'm a hobbit.

Does that make you taller than Chef?

TM

Originally posted by taxwonk
I have been known more than once to have sent back a glass of gin.

You know what gin is good for? Cleaning your glasses. Pour a little on a bar napkin and wipe them off. Then order a whiskey. Something high-end, like say Tullamore Dew. Gin is nothing but Victorian crack, no matter how they tart it up.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyone have any other updates they would care to share? MR? Did the Rude Fats send you a thank you card?

My sister ran into the pee guy at a party over the weekend. Polite hellos were exchanged. He was with a date, but my sister was unable to determine whether or not the date had agreed to pee on him.

[SlaveNoMore]

ironweed
Did it come in a two-fer set with "Tokyo Housewife Whores XIII?"

Are you inferring that most japanese films are pornographic in nature?

Racist fuck.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I sincerely hope that you're NOT kidding about this.

Dude, I have to stay away from the Stoli vanilla when mixing it with Red Bull. I moved the lawn in the heat Sat, then hit the gym, then sucked down half a bottle of that stuff with a few red bulls and wound up on my fucking ass. I went to some mexican joint with our bearded friend and don't recall shit about dinner.

That stuff tastes waaay too good.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ironweed
You know what gin is good for? Cleaning your glasses. Pour a little on a bar napkin and wipe them off. Then order a whiskey. Something high-end, like say Tullamore Dew. Gin is nothing but Victorian crack, no matter how they tart it up.

Then what is grappo?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're fro has a mullet.

On that note, I begin the list of things that are no longer funny to make fun of b/c everybody and their mothers has been pointing it out for years and it's obvious and redundant if spoken:

(1) mullets

(2) grammar

(3) Mojitos

(4) Airbrushed women (questionable entry)

(5) MR and ass-licking

(6) Paigow being crazy

(7) Slave being shaven

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
You know what gin is good for? Cleaning your glasses. Pour a little on a bar napkin and wipe them off. Then order a whiskey. Something high-end, like say Tullamore Dew. Gin is nothing but Victorian crack, no matter how they tart it up.

Oh yes, Mr. The-Drinks-I-Like-Are-The-Only-Acceptable-Beverages-In-The-World, please tell me what other drinks I am allowed to purchase with the money I have earned.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are you inferring that most japanese films are pornographic in nature?

Racist fuck.

All I'm saying is you didn't buy a Japanese movie called "The Ring" thinking it was a horror flick, perv.

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
(5) MR and ass-licking

While I appreciate that you threw in one on my behalf, that does tnot deter me from explaining there is a difference between beating something to death and workig off of a timeless classic. Sorry, man

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, I have to stay away from the Stoli vanilla when mixing it with Red Bull. I moved the lawn in the heat Sat, then hit the gym, then sucked down half a bottle of that stuff with a few red bulls and wound up on my fucking ass. I went to some mexican joint with our bearded friend and don't recall shit about dinner.

That stuff tastes waaay too good.

NTTAWWT.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are you inferring that most japanese films are pornographic in nature?

Racist fuck.

If he's inferring, it was your implication.

Illiterate fuck.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
(5) MR and ass-licking

(6) Paigow being crazy

(7) Slave being shaven

Well, I was talking about non-FB stuff that the proles have caught on to making fun of, not FB-specific material, although you have a point.

My "airbrushed" inclusion was based on the fact that any time a good-looking girl is in a magazine (Playboy/Cosmo), some Oprahite Fats mentions that she's aribrushed. Well, no fucking shit.

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
NTTAWWT.

I must remember to go home and feed my air plant some air.