Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
vs. Ty, with his 192.52 posts per day. busy beaver. however it all makes sense when you consider that he has to singlehandedly reply to every single word uttered by the troll inhabiting the politics board.

Less has persuaded me that this is a mistake, so I'm going to cut back, and relinquish those duties to my Gin Rummy, Freebird! and Mongo socks.

[SlaveNoMore]

Tyrone Slothrop
Less has persuaded me that this is a mistake, so I'm going to cut back, and relinquish those duties to my Gin Rummy, Freebird! and Mongo socks.

Too late. We already submitted your log-in to a 18 year-old programmer named Rammesh in New Delhi

PS - he sends a hearty "Namaste!" to all of you.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Too late. We already submitted your log-in to a 18 year-old programmer named Rammesh in New Delhi

PS - he sends a hearty "Namaste!" to all of you.

You theenk you very beeg, beeg man. Thank you for coming, I'll see you in Hell.

(spree: sound)

[notcasesensitive]

Mira Sorvino pulls a Demi. She's (36 and) engaged to her 22 year-old waiter/actor beau. Wedding to come this summer.

And for those who don't care about that sort of thing, there is also mention of an upcoming Robin Williams movie in the story. So click the link already.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Mira Sorvino pulls a Demi. She's (36 and) engaged to her 22 year-old waiter/actor beau. Wedding to come this summer.

And for those who don't care about that sort of thing, there is also mention of an upcoming Robin Williams movie in the story. So click the link already.

Too funny. Waiter/aspiring actor. Whooo, never heard that in LA. I give that marriage a year - tops.

As a one up, Ashton Kucher should start dating an 8 year old.

[LessinSF]

May 26 sex scandal/fantasy updates:

1. SF cop porno stars:



Porn site with video here - http://www.busstopwhores.com/index.p...arned&warned=y . Scroll down to see the stills of "Mira" in action. Not great looking, but if I have to be in jail, she'll do.

Also there was a nice article in the local rag about how they proably won't get fired, including reference to them "vigorously proceed[ing] to demonstrate a variety of full cavity search techniques not found in the standard police manual."

2. Washingtonienne:

Page Six reports that "JESSICA Cutler - also known as Washingtonienne, the ex-Senate staffer turned sex-obsessed blogger - and her biggest cheerleader, Wonkette editor Ana Marie Cox, have been offered six figures to pose nude for Playboy, according to www.thenationaldebate.com. If they agree, Playboy would use their photos in time for the fall election and pay them more if they pose together."

In further breaking news, she appears not to have graduated from Syracuse and is *really* 26, not 24. Shocking. Plenty of comment and speculation here about who the six sex men are - http://www.calicocat.com/

Now for the pics - nice racks on both of them:

http://www.dazereader.com/weblog.htm

http://http://www.schnittshow.com/main.html

http://www.schnittshow.com/cutler.html

They are blogs, you may need to scroll.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by LessinSF
1. SF cop porno stars:

If nothing else, it'll get the department maybe to put some morals section in their employment manual. Of course, when you work in the tenderloin - it might just seem normal.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Movie that should have never been made: Along Came Polly with Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston. Stoopid. I was forced to watch this on a flight from Boston to Phoenix. It was like a bad car wreck, I couldn't turn away.

For more general categories check the The Razzies

Agreed. Also saw it on a plane. Worst box office blockbuster ever? Calling it a "85 minute sitcom" is an insult to sitcoms.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If nothing else, it'll get the department maybe to put some morals section in their employment manual. Of course, when you work in the tenderloin - it might just seem normal.

Does that work anymore? Should it? What's "immoral" about participating in consensual (sp? sorry dtb) sex? (sorry about the spelling, not the talking about sex). I think that would be a very tough argument to the Ninth.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Wonkette must read the FB. She's stolen our favorite title for the ass-fucking game show.

I'm suing EVERYONE.

Even Atticus.

Always sue the messenger.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I dinged a SA for being stupid with expense account stuff- Firm has policy of mentor (yes I was one- anyone need help?) and SO take SA and SO to very nice meal near end of summer so they can see what their lives will be like is only they join up to the Biglaw tit.

So I order a very fine bottle of wine, and Poindexter and his mouse let the guy pour them a glass, then DO NOT TOUCH 1 FUCKING DROP. oh my god, they don't drink- ever hear of hand over glass- no thank you. I had to order an extra bottle because of the wasteful little shit. I believe he had poor judgement, plus who wants to work with a never-hungover guy? I said no offer*.

(*there were other reasons, but wasting the wine did bug me.)

Does anyone believe this story for a second? I'm guessing there was no SA present. But Hank had some explaining to do about the bill, and invented the whole non-drinking-SA-gambit. It worked like a charm, didn't it Hank? Didn't it!? Until now.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bilmore
Does that work anymore? Should it? What's "immoral" about participating in consensual (sp? sorry dtb) sex? (sorry about the spelling, not the talking about sex). I think that would be a very tough argument to the Ninth.

I don't know, why don't you try it and let us know how your firm feels about it. Report back on your next review.

I think the negative publicity (and they've had more than their share recently) is what's really getting to people. SF police department has become one big joke. This is just the icing on the cake.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You shouldn't have trouble with the google search. It's a male only private club based out of Northern California for the rich and powerful. They gather in July to a camp in Sonoma County and folic in the woods for two weeks. It's generally assumed that major policy decisions are made during those two weeks, though I think that it's a pretty non-partisan group. They like anyone with power and money, doesn't really matter which side of the political spectrum they fall on.

Was this the real-life inspiration behind Michael McKean's movie "Teddy Bears' Picnic?" I haven't seen it, but I heard it's underrated. Not up to Christopher Guest level, but quite funny.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by LessinSF Washingtonienne and Wonkette...

Cutler is OK, but Wonkette is pretty hot (assuming that's actually her in the link you posted).

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Was this the real-life inspiration behind Michael McKean's movie "Teddy Bears' Picnic?" I haven't seen it, but I heard it's underrated. Not up to Christopher Guest level, but quite funny.

Looks like it is. From the movie's website:

Based on the exclusive men's retreat Bohemian Grove, where the likes of Richard Nixon, Henry Kissinger, Malcolm Forbes and William F. Buckley, have been known to play, Teddy Bears' Picnic is a wicked little satire about power, class and to a small degree, sex.

In other news, my copy of McSweeney's got here today. It's all comic strips.