Politics As Usual

[Atticus Grinch]

So maybe fossil fuels really are made from fossils.

Hydrocarbons might be produced by inorganic processes, but the vast majority of the world's unrecovered oil comes from decomposition of organic matter, and is therefore finite within anything short of geologic time.

Fun while it lasted! Anyone want an SUV? One owner; only 4 miles!

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Um. Then why the comment about the $2k?

Hi Mr. Literal.

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Um. Then why the comment about the $2k?*

Aie! Watch the foundation sink on the shifting sands! Oh, the humanity!

Gattigap

*Confidential to Gin Rummy: Don't know why you wanted to set her $2k comment as a "minimum," unless -- um -- you're hoping to negotiate price. Handy safety tip -- after the first whiff, don't swing again. Just put down the bat and flee!

Read the posts in context Gattiguppy. Her hoo-ha, unless she proves differently here or at www.myhoohaishot.com, does not meet the minimum.

I'm betting it looks something like this from a backshot:

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
www.myhoohaishot.com

Jesus condemns to hell those who view internet porn and since I, as Satan's daughter, live in Hell, I don't want you down here. So I am going to pass on showing you my hoo-ha. Now repent so your sorry ass will make it to heaven, capishe?

Oh, and thinking of my hoo-ha while you fuck your dowdy church-going wife/SO is a sin, too, so ixnay hattay, too.

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Not Me
You got it baby.

Think of me while you fuck your dowdy, church-going wife/SO.

Yes and like PA, I'm sure you are eligible for Playboy's 'Gals with Hepatitis C' issue. Is it just me or do others here ever wonder why people video-tape themselves having the sex?

As for me, SCM meeting plenty of HOT SCF, in cyberspace and otherwise.

And I don't fuck. I make love. If you ever get the latter you will know the rapturous difference.

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Not Me
Jesus condemns to hell those who view internet porn and since I, as Satan's daughter, live in Hell, I don't want you down here. So I am going to pass on showing you my hoo-ha. Now repent so your sorry ass will make it to heaven, capishe?

I worry not over your meaningless heresy, which remind me of a quote from St. Teresa of Avila who once said that the "Lord, preserves us from sour faced saints"

As for myself I take comfort in the words of the prophet Ezechiel when he wrote at 18:20-23 that:

"The soul that sinneth the same shall die: the son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, and the father shall not bear the iniquity of the son. The justice of the just shall be upon him, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon him. But if the wicked do penance for all his sins which he hath committed and keep all my commandments and do judgment and justice, living he shall live, and shall not die. I will not remember all his iniquities that he hath done: in his justice which he hath wrought, he shall live. Is it my will that a sinner should die, saith the Lord God, and not that he should be converted from his ways and live?"

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
As for me, SCM meeting plenty of HOT SCF, in cyberspace and otherwise.

And I don't fuck. I make love. If you ever get the latter you will know the rapturous difference.

Excellent sock, bilmore. This line from Christian Singles made me ROFLMAO:

My husband on the other hand is so on fire for Christ

Do christians scream out "Oh God!" when they cum or is that considered blasphemy? Just curious. I mean god invented dicks and cooters and cumming, so calling out his name is kinda like a thank you, right?

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If that's what you imagine, then you haven't been paying attention to who wrote the NYT's coverage of the (non-existent) WMD issue. She's been in bed with the neo-cons for years, not that it seems to bother anyone.

But don't let the facts get in the way of a good myth.

The more and more I read, the more and more I believe there is going to be an October surprise in the form of large quantities of WMD/definitive Iraq/AQ link. If I'm right, it is going to be a very joyous day indeed.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Dummy
As for myself I take comfort in the words of the prophet Ezechiel when he wrote at 18:20-23 that:

"The soul that sinneth the same shall die: the son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, and the father shall not bear the iniquity of the son. The justice of the just shall be upon him, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon him. But if the wicked do penance for all his sins which he hath committed and keep all my commandments and do judgment and justice, living he shall live, and shall not die. I will not remember all his iniquities that he hath done: in his justice which he hath wrought, he shall live. Is it my will that a sinner should die, saith the Lord God, and not that he should be converted from his ways and live?"

So you can jerk off to the internet porn repent right after you cum go to bed and then if you die in your sleep that night you are still sailing through the pearly gates. If you die while beating off to the internet porn, straight to hell, right? See, I think you need to just forget about the internet porn and not risk it. Me and the other people down here in hell would just make fun of you for all of eternity if you show up.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sgtclub
The more and more I read, the more and more I believe there is going to be an October surprise in the form of large quantities of WMD/definitive Iraq/AQ link. If I'm right, it is going to be a very joyous day indeed.

And/or capture of UBL.

[Gin Rummy]

Originally posted by Not Me
Excellent sock, bilmore. This line from Christian Singles made me ROFLMAO:

Do christians scream out "Oh God!" when they cum or is that considered blasphemy? Just curious. I mean god invented dicks and cooters and cumming, so calling out his name is kinda like a thank you, right?

While you are crude and I won't acknowledge such blasphemy, as with all things I do, the making of love is done at the altar of the Lord and in homage to the same. As the apostle Paul wrote the Corinthians at 1Corinthians, chapter 6, verses 19 and 20:

Don't you know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, who lives in you and who was given to you by God? You do not belong to yourselves but to God;

he bought you for a price. So use your bodies for God's glory.

[Atticus Grinch]

It's very clear to me that you are a man of independent means. Somehow, you have stumbled upon sufficient wealth to support your posting and Googling habit as a pastime during working hours, when the humble lot of us are distracted by "work" and "GPs" and "clients." On the outside chance you came by this wealth honestly, can you share your secret with us? Stock tips? Location of buried treasure? Web address of dating service for wealthy spinsters?

I say this because I'd love to keep up, but simply can't at this pace. Rather than ask you to scale back, I want to catch up, and I can only do that if we, um, level the economic playing field by relieving me of the pressures of earning a salary between 9 and 6:30.

TIA.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gin Rummy
You do not belong to yourselves but to God; he bought you for a price.

So even God agrees with my policy of investing in me before you get the goodies.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Somehow, you have stumbled upon sufficient wealth to support your posting and Googling habit as a pastime during working hours, when the humble lot of us are distracted by "work" and "GPs" and "clients." On the outside chance you came by this wealth honestly, can you share your secret with us? Stock tips? Location of buried treasure? Web address of dating service for wealthy spinsters?

How come no one ever asks Ty this question?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Not Me
How come no one ever asks Ty this question?

Because you're far more prolific. You've made all this headway in a little over 6 months, whereas Ty (who has not too many more posts than you) has been around for about twice that long.*

A quick look at the "Members" page tells us that you're posting over 16 times per day. Hell, even professional bloggers who get paid to do this can't keep that kind of pace, though in their case I imagine that a quantity/quality decision was involved.

C'mon, it's ok. You can tell us. I have a $10 bet with Atticus that the answer involves a college freshman intern named "Sparky."

Gattigap

* Though an interesting point of trivia is that the site measures Ty's participation only back from the "Post Crash" era, which means that all of his posts -- even from the beginning -- have been attributed to him from the date that his persona got recreated on May 7. By that measure, Ty's working at a 149 post-per-day clip. Way to go, Tyrone!