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06-08-2004, 11:50 PM
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#4951
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Old Skool!
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Originally posted by john123
Tantrically speaking, let's ride bikes, and of course after a long grueling bike ride, I like to peel off my sweaty spandex bike shorts, plop down on my favorite brown faux-leather chair, spread my knees far apart, bend down from the waist and take a big sniff.
Ahhhhh, there is nothing like the aroma of freshly baked cookies!
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Whiff.
Many could simply repeat highlights. Lets see you do something original with it. |
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06-08-2004, 11:51 PM
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#4952
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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"Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long"
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
If that gap is wide enough, it could probably make head interesting...
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If you sport a two-tooth gap filler, probably better to just pass this one by . . . |
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06-09-2004, 01:27 AM
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#4953
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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"Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long"
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Originally posted by john123
Bad fake story that never happened.
I blew a semester's worth of dewey sap all over those DD cups with some spillage on the BF's suede couch.
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So the boyfriend lived with Frasier? So he was Niles?
eta for those who care - yay! I'm not at work!!
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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06-09-2004, 01:49 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Observant
Cool new game. It preys upon how observant you are/aren't. I must say that after I lost my first 3 lives, I got 11 in a row before I died. I didn't see the fence.
bleach eating freaks
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06-09-2004, 03:28 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Boobwatch
And for the late-night trifecta - Another drive-through related incident snags a celeb. Mickey Ds??
Cops followed David Hasselhoff into a McDonalds restaurant, where apparently Hasselhoff caused a stir at the drive through. The City Attorney's office told us that customers became annoyed because the TV star wasn't ordering anything. Police ordered Hasselhoff to take a Breathalyzer test. He was then arrested and taken to jail, where he spent the night.
http://celebrityjustice.warnerbros.c.../0406/07a.html
Nice shirt. Now someone please find me the mugshot.
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06-09-2004, 08:51 AM
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#4956
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Secession
A group of wingnuts has started a campaign to get like-minded wingnuts to move to South Carolina, then secede from the US. No comments necessary...
spree: news story
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06-09-2004, 09:14 AM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Question
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Oral sex is not sex and does not count for one-night-stand status. Oral sex one nighter is what the high-schoolers do, right Coltrane? It's random sex or nothing to qualify.
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Really? Not sex? Highschoolers huh? You don't say.
I think it would be great if those 12000 people left the country. But do they really need to take South Carolina? Couldn't they just go and form their own homeland in the middle east or something? I'm sure they'd be very welcome. |
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06-09-2004, 09:20 AM
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#4958
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Question
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Really? Not sex? Highschoolers huh? You don't say.
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If you point is that lesbians do oral, you'll have to do something more than make a bald assertion. Post photos on adult. |
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06-09-2004, 09:34 AM
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#4959
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Question
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you point is that lesbians do oral, you'll have to do something more than make a bald assertion. Post photos on adult.
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Please, like I even look at the adult board.
The best way for you to obtain proof is to go into your average, every day lesbian bar and poll the patrons.
Let me know when you plan to do this. I'll bring some popcorn. |
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06-09-2004, 09:46 AM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Question
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Originally posted by leagleaze
The best way for you to obtain proof is to go into your average, every day lesbian bar and poll the patrons.
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Sure, like they are going to allow that.
(Might as well get my entry for the BOTD out of the way early.)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
Last edited by spookyfish; 06-09-2004 at 09:56 AM..
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06-09-2004, 09:55 AM
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#4961
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Confidential to Hank
Larry Brown sucks.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-09-2004, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Secession
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
A group of wingnuts has started a campaign to get like-minded wingnuts to move to South Carolina, then secede from the US. No comments necessary...
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Will Fugee have duel citizenship?
I think it's a great idea. I wasn't planning on ever going to South Carolina anyway. I don't think their economy will be that strong, though, since the only currency denomination available to every citizen will be this:
TM |
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06-09-2004, 10:06 AM
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#4963
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Confidential to Hank
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Larry Brown sucks.
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Because he didn't foul Shaq? I don't see that as a big mistake. Of course the way it played out it would have been better, but still relying on defense is why the Pistons are there. Chauncey took a stupid shot the play before- that was the mistake. But overall, game 2 increased my confidence level. I think there'll be a series. |
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06-09-2004, 10:12 AM
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#4964
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Secession
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Will Fugee have duel citizenship?
I think it's a great idea. I wasn't planning on ever going to South Carolina anyway.
TM
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I'm not a big fan of the south, but Charleston is a pretty cool city, FWIW.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-09-2004, 10:17 AM
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#4965
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Confidential to Hank
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think there'll be a series.
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Well, they pretty much assured themselves of that in the last minute of last night. Funny thing is, if Kobe misses the three, there's no question Phil Jackson sucks. He was sitting on the bench like it was a 20-point lead with 10 seconds left. Oh, "let's get a timeout". Nice work. BTW, did I miss the Lakers' free-agent signing of the Celtics' leprechaun? I assume that little bastard is doing a Karl Malone and just flitting about looking for a ring. |
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