Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[dtb]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
No you're not; some dictionaries list "half blood" as an open compound.

They might (but I would say they're wrong); furthermore, in this case, it is not optional, as it would redress inherent ambiguity. Is it Half of a Blood-Prince (like a vampire or something) or a Prince of Half-Blood (I figure it's this -- as that's a major theme in the stories -- but there's a lot of speculation about Snape's being a vampire -- so who knows)? Perhaps she meant to leave it ambiguous. I'm going with that, as JKR is one of my heros! (Heroines, I suppose.)

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
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Urine is actually quite good for you. India's former PM Gandhi taught me (from TV- I'm not the celeb magnet you are P. HAHA nttawwt!) to drink my urine. Its a form of bio feedback that keeps your whole body running balanced. So anyway, if you see me going in the restroom at work-as AG says its 2sies. plus my billingare up 5 hrs/month tinwwt.

You realize that even if you're completely dehydrated in a desert (or some other equally likely scenario), the LAST thing you should do is drink your own urine? It is full of toxins that your body is getting rid of.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
There is nothing you can do. The guy has his pants pulled down b/c he is so fat that he can't get his dick out through the zipper b/c he has lost so many inches. Not generally a good idea to point out to senior partners that they have small dicks.

Some guys undo their belt and pants to piss. This is unnecessary and dandy-ish, in my opinion. You're not going to fuck your shirt up so much pulling your pecker through your zipper that you need to retuck your shirt every time you piss. And for god's sake, dispense with standing in front of the mirror and talking to me while retucking your shirt while I wash my hands. I don't need to know whose boxers you wear (if you do this while wearing tidy-whiteys, I will have no choice but to assume you're hitting on me, and run for fear of falling victim to some restroom frottage).

I also get very annoyed by full-unbuckle piss because it makes me, and people like me who engage in the mere unzip-and-pull-it-out urination, feel like we're not hygenic. I get the sense that these nancy boys who must do the full unbuckle do it for some sort of deep seeded subconscious exhibitionist kick, coupled with a belief that its somehow manly to stand around pulling your pants up and adjusting your shirt after pissing. I say fuck them, and everything they stand for. It's almost as annoying as those assholes who bring a newspaper to the bathroom to shit. Here's a tip - if it take the entire sports page to "drop the kids off at the pool", you ought to see a fucking doctor. Its not a goddamn holiday; take your dump, wipe your ass and get the fuck out. The process should take about two minutes. If it doesn't, buy some Metamucil.

Luckily for me, none of this applies, since its been about 14 years since I switched to commando.

* Classic opening line from Get Yer Ya Yas out.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just out of curiosity, how on earth can you infer from my board persona that I'd be scrawny IRL? I understand LTL's belief that I'm ugly and short, as my posts could be construed to come from a rather aesthetically unpleasant person, but scrawny? That's something I've never been called. I'm not offended, just curious.

For your edification, I'm neither large nor small. 6'1-2 (wife tells people I'm 6'2, but I think its more 6'1) 180-185 lb average caucasian Northeastern/Midatlantic male variety.

AND I HAVE STOPPED STEALING FUCKING CABS. In the pantheon of boorish behavior I celebrate (the majority of which is not my own, mind you), that venial sin is hardly worth all the harping you've given it.

my guess is that "scrawny" was inferred from your posts about all suits being too roomy and about your lack of an ass.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
my guess is that "scrawny" was inferred from your posts about all suits being too roomy and about your lack of an ass.

& the low-rise pants from Banana Republic; & the Pink shirts

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
my guess is that "scrawny" was inferred from your posts about all suits being too roomy and about your lack of an ass.

.......roomy in the context of when you're enjoying going commando and telling us about it, that is.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
& the low-rise pants from Banana Republic; & the Pink shirts

That would be gay, not scrawny. Speaking of, did y'all see Queer eye for the straight guy last night? They did a gay guy. The show was hilarious, but gay guy was kind of freaky.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
& the low-rise pants from Banana Republic; & the Pink shirts

...and the super fine count wool of your Hickey Freeman suits.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
.......roomy in the context of when you're enjoying going commando and telling us about it, that is.

Underwear is simplu unnecessary. I think the world would be a better place if we all went commando all the time.

You'll never understand until you try it for a few weeks.

My prostheletizing here is done.*

* I probably spelled that wrong, or maybe I even used the wrong verb, which is shocking, considering my strong religious bent.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Underwear is simplu unnecessary. I think the world would be a better place if we all went commando all the time.

You'll never understand until you try it for a few weeks.

My prostheletizing here is done.*

* I probably spelled that wrong, or maybe I even used the wrong verb, which is shocking, considering my strong religious bent.

for such a scrawny guy, you sure have some big opinions. napoleon complex maybe?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Underwear is simpl[y] unnecessary. I think the world would be a better place if we all went commando all the time.

If everybody did it, you and Penske wouldn't be so . . . special.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by leagleaze
That would be gay, not scrawny. Speaking of, did y'all see Queer eye for the straight guy last night? They did a gay guy. The show was hilarious, but gay guy was kind of freaky.

I bagged the low rise pants. The waxing got way too expensive.

As to shirts, ever meet these cats who swear they won't wear anything colored pink? Wierdest thing. Do they still think they're in a crib or something? These are the guys who drop their kids off at high school soccer practice and think "I'd love to suck off one of those robust boys..." or "Why do I get this wierd feeling in my thigh when I see that kid from the 'O.C' on television?" I wonder how many Pete Townsends are floating around blissful suburbia.

[patentparanyc]

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My prostheletizing here is done.*

* I probably spelled that wrong, or maybe I even used the wrong verb, which is shocking, considering my strong religious bent.

Proselytizing.

So, you're trying to minister to us to come over the the commando side?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I bagged the low rise pants. The waxing got way too expensive.

As to shirts, ever meet these cats who swear they won't wear anything colored pink?

I'm sure the color pink brings out the rosiness in your lips. But I meant Pink with a capital P. Their shirts are slim cut, correct?

My point was scrawny, not gay.

[red red rum]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are so serious. "No black suits in the daytime. " "Actually, the hyphen rule is such-and-such." "Simply use another bathroom."

You are missing the point. Red red rum is not writing here because he wants a solution. He is doing it because he wants to connect with us, and he knows the way to do that is to entertain with an anecdote that illuminates the indignities of our shared profession.

Maybe he wants to connect because he likes people and has fun with words. Or maybe it's because he knows that over time, if he's amusing and clever enough, at the very least, somebody here will develop a crush on him, and at best, he'll get laid. Perhaps multiple times. Perhaps multiple times in one night, with either one or many FBetties. Yes, over time, the thrill will probably wear off, and he'll become bitter and laconic and pipe up only to demonstrate that he's obsessed with porn, or politics, or paigow, but he'll always be able to think fondly on the glory days, when he was wanted by the women and admired by the men.

Of course, it's possible he's married, in which case he knows that banging an FBetty isn't something he would actually do, but he takes comfort in knowing that, if only he were single, he could, because of the power of his wit, even though IRL, he is actually hot, and by the way, the fact that he posts here and flirts with the Betties in no way reflects on the state of his relationship, but rather reflects that his job is really fucking boring.

So, my question for you, skekky mcskeks a lot, is, why do YOU post here?

Ha ha ha. Thanks for a good morning laugh Robust Puppy. Just for that response I am tempted to tell this dork that he has a nice ass, but I think I will avoid the situation by using another floor, although with my luck Mr. Bareass trolls our several floors.

Any chance you are an FBetty located in Boston? I'm very crushable, even with the psyhological baggage I carry from having witnessed a pasty partner ass.