It's all about me

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
... I mean, she's a bag of cats like I've never seen...

Pardon the interruption, but this is one of my favorite sebby-isms. I just wanted to share. Bye.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No guy will ever regret fucking an annoying, stupid and obnoxious girl as long as she's hot.

Let's not be silly.

She isn't that hot, either.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The very thought makes me nauseous.

I think you are nauseous even without the thought . . .

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, at least she didn't cry in your office and scream at the other female associates when they tried to change the subject...

... or when they nailed her boyfriend.

What makes you think you were the only one who had to endure that crap?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
What makes you think you were the only one who had to endure that crap?

Either give us detailed stories of her sb-like tendencies or take it to pm.

TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She must realize her prattling about her latest blown relationship is unbearably boring...

Humph. Sebby's rants have generated a variety of mental images from time to time (several of which I wish hadn't come up), but Sebby as wingman * hadn't been one of them.

AdL, does having Sebby as your wingman help or hurt your evenings on the town?

Gattigap


* [Spree: video clip. Commercial. (duh)]

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
She isn't that hot, either.

TM's right - we have to take this to PM.

But as a final parting shot, I know very well one guy who slept with her and said she was a dead fish and a clinging, cloying nightmare the next morning. Getting her out was like scraping barnacles. All about the brunch and talky talk talk, she was...

You've met the guy. His story will put you in stitches.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Perhaps you are not a "real" woman. Do your pants fit inside your mouth?

Well, yes. Not while I'm wearing them, of course, and I'm not saying that bits of them are not hanging out, but yes.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you are nauseous even without the thought . . .

Do you really dislike me or is it schtick? You can pm me on that because if it is shtick, I don't want to ruin the discourse, becuase we do have a good back and forth, which I appreciate.

If you really dislike me, all the better.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do you really dislike me or is it schtick? You can pm me on that because if it is shtick, I don't want to ruin the discourse, becuase we do have a good back and forth, which I appreciate.

If you really dislike me, all the better.

It's kinda a combo deal. Lately, not hating you so much. That could change at any time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's kinda a combo deal. Lately, not hating you so much. That could change at any time.

Fair enough. Thanks for the candor.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Today while watching the morning news show, I found myself outraged at the egregious punctuation of a certain charity's name: "one days pay". I am tempted to go to www.onedayspay.org and complain. So yes, we are of one mind.

edited to note that they got it right on the website now! But not this morning. Maybe someone complained.

When I look at the URL, all I can think of are the poor little puppies and kittens. One Day Spay. Whatever. That shit lasts a lifetime.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fair enough. Thanks for the candor.

and fwiw, I'm spending no more and no less time in the library, and getting laid no more and no less, than when I hated you. I might be slightly fatter* than last time I really loathed you.

*not that anyone could tell, given the hugeosity of me

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Humph. Sebby's rants have generated a variety of mental images from time to time (several of which I wish hadn't come up), but Sebby as wingman * hadn't been one of them.

AdL, does having Sebby as your wingman help or hurt your evenings on the town?

I never had the pleasure of taking Sebby out as a wingman, as I met Mrs. dL not too long after I met SD, but I would assume it could only have helped.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fair enough. Thanks for the candor.

That was a beautiful exchange. I'm getting misty.