It's all about me

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Come on, the cell phone in the bathroom was hysterical.

Missed it. But extrapolating from what I saw, I find that hard to believe.

But I guess you either love or hate British humor. You probably hate AbFab too. And Monty Python.

I apparently both love and hate British humor, for -- as Slave can tell you -- my affection for Monty Python knows few bounds. OTOH, simply seeing one of Graham Norton's promos makes me want to repair to the garage to practice self-trepanation with our power drill, and only the late hour and my fatigue has thus far saved me from perforating my skull in this simply to dull the pain that his televised presence causes me.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Missed it. But extrapolating from what I saw, I find that hard to believe.

I apparently both love and hate British humor, for -- as Slave can tell you -- my affection for Monty Python knows few bounds. OTOH, simply seeing one of Graham Norton's promos makes me want to repair to the garage to practice self-trepanation with our power drill, and only the late hour and my fatigue has thus far saved me from perforating my skull in this simply to dull the pain that his televised presence causes me.

I'm not sure which surprises me more, your very visceral hatred of Graham Norton, or the fact that you own a power drill. Who'd a-thunk it?

[Anne Elk]

Mike Danton pleads guilty to murder for hire plot. CNN link

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Missed it. But extrapolating from what I saw, I find that hard to believe.



I apparently both love and hate British humor, for -- as Slave can tell you -- my affection for Monty Python knows few bounds. OTOH, simply seeing one of Graham Norton's promos makes me want to repair to the garage to practice self-trepanation with our power drill, and only the late hour and my fatigue has thus far saved me from perforating my skull in this simply to dull the pain that his televised presence causes me.

I'll put it in terms you can understand then. He's a poof. But a very funny poof. He may even have a penguin on the telly.
I've only seen 2 of his American shows, but bunches of his BBC shows. Come on, a woman who shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch is funny. Especially when you see peoples' reactions when she does it. It's all about getting a reaction for him. Not only did they put the cell phone in the stall, but they put a fart machine in the stall as well. So when they actually called him he kept hitting the fart machine - really low rent British humor - pythonesque.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'll put it in terms you can understand then. He's a poof. But a very funny poof. He may even have a penguin on the telly.
I've only seen 2 of his American shows, but bunches of his BBC shows. Come on, a woman who shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch is funny. Especially when you see peoples' reactions when she does it. It's all about getting a reaction for him. Not only did they put the cell phone in the stall, but they put a fart machine in the stall as well. So when they actually called him he kept hitting the fart machine - really low rent British humor - pythonesque.

I would hardly classify Python as low rent humor. Now excuse me while I fart in your general direction.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'll put it in terms you can understand then. He's a poof. But a very funny poof. He may even have a penguin on the telly.
I've only seen 2 of his American shows, but bunches of his BBC shows. Come on, a woman who shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch is funny. Especially when you see peoples' reactions when she does it. It's all about getting a reaction for him. Not only did they put the cell phone in the stall, but they put a fart machine in the stall as well. So when they actually called him he kept hitting the fart machine - really low rent British humor - pythonesque.

He's gay!?!? Get out! I never would have guessed that in a million years. Clearly I was missing all the funny stuff, too.

It's hard for me to imagine anything funnier than what you describe, except perhaps if a woman were to shoot ping pong balls at a fart machine. Maybe we can translate Graham Norton into Arabic and beam him at Al Qaeda.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Come on, a woman who shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch is funny.

While I'd have expected something like this from Not Me, I've got to admit that it's a surprise here.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Gattigap
While I'd have expected something like this from Not Me, I've got to admit that it's a surprise here.

Have you not been paying attention all day? How could this be surprising re: anyone who posts here?

[SlaveNoMore]

Gattigap
While I'd have expected something like this from Not Me, I've got to admit that it's a surprise here.

1) NFH mentions she watched porn in HiDef.

2) Less invites her to join him and the rest of the Hells Angels for cocktails.

3) She retorts with posts about pussy-pong.

Anyone wanna care to predict (4)?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
how easy is it for you to get it up if you are terrified or embarrassed?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not me.

Who was terrified and why?

Oh goody! We're playing Jeopardy?

[Alex_de_Large]

Spoiler...


























Damn, it's a brutal day. If Tyler could ride most of last year with a busted-up collar bone, he must have been in some serious trouble to abandon today; also, Mayo might as well have abandoned, with the poor showing. Let's see what happens on la Mongie...

[Anne Elk]

Fabric care tag from an American company, Tom Bihn Designs, that sells it's products in France.


Here's the translation of the French part of the label.

Wash with warm water.
Use mild soap.
Dry flat.
Do not use bleach.
Do not dry in the dryer.
Do not iron.
We are sorry that Our President is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.

Though originally intended as a poke-in-the-ribs at Tom Bihn himself, everyone seems to have a "president" that they think is an idiot. Take your pick: Jacques Chirac, Bill Clinton, George Bush.

Tom Bihn Designs

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But, apparently, dtb has outdone by basketball coach in high school, who came up to me before practice and, observing I was wearing boxers not briefs, said something like "Burger, looks like you're wearing boxers. Know what a jock strap is? Just trying to be helpful, because I wouldn't want to see you hurt yourself."

ETA: Unfortunately I didn't have Hank to tell him that I was on the hoops fashion cutting edge at the time. If only I'd hung my shorts down on my ass a bit more it would have been obvious.

The number 1 thing to avoid on this front is shorts that have netting, rather than fabric, as underwear. Netting can really chafe your pecker.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sorry, I'm not really in to S&M. But light nipple tweaks are nice.

I see what ncs means. This is so a center peice of the puzzle.

[str8outavannuys]

I like GWNC's movie recs. Napoleon Dynamite is genius. Best. Fro. Ever.