It's all about me

[notcasesensitive]

they

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(realityblurred):

If you're married and the lucky winner of a new contest, you and your partner might get join Bachelorette Trista Rehn and firefighter husband Ryan Sutter for a dinner that will be lubricated by K-Y Jelly. Apparently not satisfied with the $1 million ABC paid them to whore their wedding on national television, the two "have agreed to go on a double date with a married couple who win a national sweepstakes sponsored by the makers of the personal lubricant," the Denver Post's Bill Husted reports. The meal, part of a two-day trip to L.A. in early August, is described as a "two-hour, intimate dinner," with the intimate part possibly being facilitated by buckets and buckets of K-Y. That evening has been designated as National Date Night by K-Y, which says couples should use it to "enjoy an intimate evening together...alone." Or, if you win the contest, with Trista, Ryan, and maybe even his fire hose.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Has anyone (here) had a conversation with these people? What motivates the self mutilation?

I've talked to Justin quite a bit about it, though not really about his motivations. He's the bartender at my local watering hole, and he just fills me in on what's going on in his outside life whenever I stop in for a drink. Most of my conversations with him are about upcoming performances, and tours that his troupe (I think it's the CoRE Suspension Group (http://www.wearecore.com/), but I can't double check from here because the site is filtered for "violence" at my work) has been invited to go on. Two years ago they went to Paris for a film festival.

I think generally it's the shock value, though I wouldn't be surprised if the pain gets them off too. My guess is that a lot of the people who get involved with it were/are cutters, and they've fallen into a group that appreciates pain. I think that there's also a theory of transcending the pain, and just seeing how far they can go. Justin is one of the nicest people I know, and he's not particularly scary looking, though he does have a piercing through the cartilage of his nose, and another one between his front teeth. I haven't asked about any that I can't see. He doesn't have any tattoos. He also comps a lot of my drinks.

Say what you will about the art value of doing stuff like this, but I think the photographs of the spears in his back (I think they're adorned with feathers) are really beautiful. Unless you knew how the spears were attached, you'd think that he was just wearing a harness.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Justin ... [has ] a piercing through the cartilage of his nose, and another one between his front teeth.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but how does one have a piercing between one's teeth??

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?I have a feeling the guy with the scrotal piercing finds a way to include the fact that he has one in almost every single conversation. Kind of how people with tongue piercings are ALWAYS sticking out their tongues to show you.

The only guy I know who has a Prince Albert pulled down his pants to show me about an hour after his sister-in-law's funeral (his wife was also in the room). He's a twisted fuck (and not just because of this).

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse

I like your avatar.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse

The only guy I know who has a Prince Albert pulled down his pants to show me about an hour after his sister-in-law's funeral (his wife was also in the room). He's a twisted fuck (and not just because of this).

I'm sure I have told this before, but some guy with one hit on me when I was on a nude beach some time ago. (my friend was at the time wandering through the woods behind the beach high as a kite so he wasn't much help). I don't like being hit on when I'm naked. Plus the piercing was so mesmerizing, I kept staring at his penis while trying to tell the guy to get lost. It was uncomfortable and I kept feeling like I was sending mixed messages (umm, go away, no wait, that's really fascinating, no go away, I mean it.. hmm that looks painful, I wonder what that feels like, no really, go away)

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm sure I have told this before, but some guy with one hit on me when I was on a nude beach some time ago. (my friend was at the time wandering through the woods behind the beach high as a kite so he wasn't much help). I don't like being hit on when I'm naked. Plus the piercing was so mesmerizing, I kept staring at his penis while trying to tell the guy to get lost. It was uncomfortable and I kept feeling like I was sending mixed messages (umm, go away, no wait, that's really fascinating, no go away, I mean it.. hmm that looks painful, I wonder what that feels like, no really, go away)

I'm late to the party on this one, but what's it called when you have your dick sliced down the center--filleted?? Anyhoo, the chick whose brother was making Crystal meth in his house also had that done, or so I'm told.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm late to the party on this one, but what's it called when you have your dick sliced down the center--filleted?? Anyhoo, the chick whose brother was making Crystal meth in his house also had that done, or so I'm told.

This is the kind of post that can turn a BDD into a LDD.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is the kind of post that can turn a BDD into a LDD.

BBD? LDD?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't like being hit on when I'm naked.

Who does?

And, apropos of nothing, a friend gave my wife a CD with Cole Porter songs by various artists. As I type this, I am humming "It Was Just One of Those Things" along with Nat King Cole. Good stuff.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm late to the party on this one, but what's it called when you have your dick sliced down the center--filleted??

I have never heard of this. And I wish I still had never heard of this. How do you pee? Would it be double penetration every time then?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm late to the party on this one, but what's it called when you have your dick sliced down the center--filleted?? Anyhoo, the chick whose brother was making Crystal meth in his house also had that done, or so I'm told.

I think you're the one on meth. Or, if you want to make sense, maybe you should be.

TM

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have never heard of this. And I wish I still had never heard of this. How do you pee? Would it be double penetration every time then?

I almost puked when I heard it myself. I'll do some internet research on it tonight (when I'm not at work) and get back to you on this.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm late to the party on this one, but what's it called when you have your dick sliced down the center--filleted?? Anyhoo, the chick whose brother was making Crystal meth in his house also had that done, or so I'm told.

the chick had that done?! so she's a tranny?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
BBD? LDD?

Big Dick Day and Little Dick Day.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Aw Slave, that's sweet. If I cared I would be really upset about your opinion of me.

And shouldn't that have been "w to the ho-re"?