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07-21-2004, 01:51 PM
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#1186
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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meeee ow
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
What censors? Did I miss something? I thought we came over here from the Old World so that we could cuss and spit and belch as much as we wanted without fear of censorship.
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I wonder if beating you with a dictionary or encyclopedia or something would help.
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07-21-2004, 01:52 PM
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#1187
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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meeee ow
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Barely: I am sorry I posted news about TAR without spoiler space. I don't know what I was thinking. Moreover, fuck off.
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You are such a fucking waste of bandwidth. Don't you have some Avril tickets to sell or something? |
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07-21-2004, 01:53 PM
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#1188
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Soccer IS exciting. Really.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Instead of penalty kicks, overtime should be decided by pillow fights and kissing contests.
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I'll suggest that at the next league meeting, but I think we have to follow FIFA rules.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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07-21-2004, 01:53 PM
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#1189
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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personal ads before they used abbreviations
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So he's a poor guy who wants to be able to spend whatever he wants of her money and thinks he is going to be so much smarter than a mere woman that he will be able to convince her of his ideas.
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I think he thought he was going to be so much smarter than a mere female.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-21-2004, 01:56 PM
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#1190
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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personal ads before they used abbreviations
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think he thought he was going to be so much smarter than a mere female.
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He might be smarter than his bitch, but I bet he wanted a woman, not just a female, for a wife.
It sounds like a fembot with a trust fund woulda worked for him, though. |
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07-21-2004, 01:57 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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meeee ow
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
What censors? Did I miss something? I thought we came over here from the Old World so that we could cuss and spit and belch as much as we wanted without fear of censorship.
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Ah, now I see. There's no head. |
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07-21-2004, 01:57 PM
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#1192
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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personal ads before they used abbreviations
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So he's a poor guy who wants to be able to spend whatever he wants of her money and thinks he is going to be so much smarter than a mere woman that he will be able to convince her of his ideas.
Maybe that was more of a catch back then.
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Broke Guy Seeks Dumb Chick? Maybe no smart woman would choose to be with him in the first place.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-21-2004, 02:00 PM
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#1193
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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personal ads before they used abbreviations
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Broke Guy Seeks Dumb Chick? Maybe no smart woman would choose to be with him in the first place.
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Dumb Shapely Rich Chick. Maybe he was really hot? Or had tremendous amounts of power despite being poor? |
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07-21-2004, 02:01 PM
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#1194
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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personal ads before they used abbreviations
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Dumb Shapely Rich Chick. Maybe he was really hot? Or had tremendous amounts of power despite being poor?
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Conveniently absent from the ad was a description of his cock, so I doubt it.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-21-2004, 02:02 PM
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#1195
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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meeee ow
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Originally posted by barely_legal
And I prefer to be referred to as a "chick," "cat," or "fox." Anything animal-related will do.
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Bitch? |
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07-21-2004, 02:08 PM
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#1196
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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"created from love"
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-21-2004, 02:15 PM
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#1197
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Soccer IS exciting. Really.
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'll suggest that at the next league meeting, but I think we have to follow FIFA rules.
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I think league meetings should consist of tickling contests.
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07-21-2004, 02:16 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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"created from love"
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
slave?
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Nah. That guy's in Houston and only engages in self love - often (not continously). He's not picky though, he's looking for a woman 4' to 6' 100-130 lbs. Tell you what, if he hooks up with a woman 6' and 130 lbs, he's going to have a lot of bruising from the protruding bones.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-21-2004, 02:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Soccer IS exciting. Really.
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think league meetings should consist of tickling contests.
TM
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I think after NFL games, the losing team should have to blow the winning team.
ETA after everyone has had a chance to shower.
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07-21-2004, 02:22 PM
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#1200
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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"created from love"
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
slave?
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Can you explain the following preferences to me?:
Height: 4' 0" - 6' 0"
Weight: 100 - 130 lbs
Hair: no preference
Eye Color: no preference
Why would he list 4' - 6' as his preference? Shouldn't he just say "no preference" like he did with Hair (I assume he'd like his female to have some and he doesn't care what color it is)?
I bet he wouldn't be so happy with a bald, 130 lb, 4' tall female.
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