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07-27-2004, 01:12 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This has gotten too geeky for my tastes. I know it's only Tuesday, but could someone please post something gratuitously sexual or something? Thank you.
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Last night I thrust my long and hard light saber b/w the mountains of Endor.
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07-27-2004, 01:13 PM
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#1997
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Caustically Optimistic
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This has gotten too geeky for my tastes. I know it's only Tuesday, but could someone please post something gratuitously sexual or something? Thank you.
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If you were standing next to me at the time of the announcement of anything for Star Wars (or for that matter, anything at all), I'd give you a big hug, and where ever that leads, it leads.
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07-27-2004, 01:15 PM
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#1998
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This has gotten too geeky for my tastes. I know it's only Tuesday, but could someone please post something gratuitously sexual or something? Thank you.
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The bouncer was a chest-shaver. I thought I was going to avoid stubble burn on my torso entirely, but, my bad luck, he wanted to finish his work as a missionary.
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07-27-2004, 01:16 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Venti 2% latte, extra shot of opium, please
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Geek.
I assume you are aware the name of the final prequel has been announced.
I'm not sure what's more sad. This:- The name was unveiled Saturday for 6,500 comic-book fans at the 35th annual Comic-Con International in San Diego. Many in the audience jumped out of their seats, thunderously screaming in joy. Some even gave one another hugs.
Or the fact that I know enough to quible with the accuracy of the next paragraph:- For the uninitiated, the evil Sith are sworn enemies of the Jedi, the saber-wielding knights whose numbers include Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker.
(For the uninitiated, Darth Vader is not a Jedi, but rather Sith.)
This may have been mentioned yesterday, if so, apologies for repeating.
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Wait one second. You're calling me a geek because I remember an SNL skit?
Not that I'm not a geek, but geez -- I am not even close to your league. If you're in the bigs, I'm not even single A.
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07-27-2004, 01:17 PM
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prodigal poster
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If this is representative of the fb's morning banter, y'all are going to have to seriously step up. I'd hate to have people get points deducted for geekiness on the annual purity test in September.
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07-27-2004, 01:17 PM
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#2001
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought I was going to avoid stubble burn on my torso entirely, but, my bad luck, he wanted to finish his work as a missionary.
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Instead of flowers, send:
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07-27-2004, 01:18 PM
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#2002
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Venti 2% latte, extra shot of cialis, please
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Originally posted by evenodds
If this is representative of the fb's morning banter, y'all are going to have to seriously step up. I'd hate to have people get points deducted for geekiness on the annual purity test in September.
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September? The test should be held no earlier than 9/20.
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07-27-2004, 01:18 PM
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#2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
The bouncer was a chest-shaver. I thought I was going to avoid stubble burn on my torso entirely, but, my bad luck, he wanted to finish his work as a missionary.
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(1) Who finishes missionary?
(2) Stubble burn? Was he smothering you?
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07-27-2004, 01:19 PM
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#2004
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Caustically Optimistic
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmph. I did a little dance when I found out the original three are going to be released on DVD this fall. I probably would have hugged someone sitting next to me if I'd had someone next to me who was receptive to Star Wars related hugs.
The dance ended when I realized the DVDs were going to be special edition versions of the original trilogy.
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You've never met the guy next [office over] to me.
Okay, the trilogy on DVD announcement was pretty cool, because it was unexpected; but the title of the film?
FuckedCompany has a LucasArts memo announcing that there will be no bonuses this year. Looks like money's tight. Perhaps this was the motive for the DVD release earlier than originally announced.
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07-27-2004, 01:19 PM
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#2005
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Last night I thrust my long and hard light saber b/w the mountains of Endor.
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Anal or doggy?
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07-27-2004, 01:22 PM
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#2006
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Anal or doggy?
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I said mountains. No black holes, valleys or tunnels. If so, I would have gone for the x-wing position.
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07-27-2004, 01:23 PM
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Flaired.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
(1) Who finishes missionary?
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Is there something wrong with finishing missionary? I had not heard this before and I'm intrigued. What is an appropriate way to finish?
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07-27-2004, 01:24 PM
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#2008
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by evenodds
If this is representative of the fb's morning banter, y'all are going to have to seriously step up. I'd hate to have people get points deducted for geekiness on the annual purity test in September.
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Hey, I have always been and always will be a geek. I've never hidden the fact from you guys, and if my geekiness comes out from time to time, I'll embrace it.
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07-27-2004, 01:25 PM
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#2009
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is there something wrong with finishing missionary? I had not heard this before and I'm intrigued. What is an appropriate way to finish?
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Nothing wrong with it. I was playing the vanilla card.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2004, 01:25 PM
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#2010
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I said mountains. No black holes, valleys or tunnels. If so, I would have gone for the x-wing position.
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So you were just rubbing it between her ass cheeks? Is that one word or two?
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