It's all about me

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Then I think it only appropriate that the next thread be hers until TM comes around to rename it.

Whose?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hello, child of the 70s? Don't you know --

Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without takin' ...

That song sucks. If that's what she was referring to, no advice for her!

I've never used anal beads, so I have nothing substantive to ass. I would think you push them up and pull them out. Geez, Mandy, maybe you should get some and just play with them a bit . . . or see if babes in toyland or goodvibes have any helpful guidance. I can't look from work.

ETA I think Mandy is a guy pretending to be a girl. Coltrane? Sequels wanting to try beads?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I think we need to remind everyone that RP is a mod here.

(jeez, take a long weekend and all hell breaks loose)

May I suggest you take a few more days off, Mr. Fault Finder? It was pretty relaxed here without you.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Hello all. Lurker here, in need of some “adult” advice, PLEASE.

Over the last year my current live-in boytoy and I have experimented with a number of moves in the BR and elsewhere to keep things hoppin. In the obvious category, early on we went for the anal sex (my prune was intact, he had been down the dirt road once in college). For the first time I got a little drunk, like 7 chocotinis drunk, and I liked it quite a bit, in fact so much so that the next 3 or 4 times there was no alcohol at all. And without the booze I found that it was a bit more painfull than pleasurable and I nixed it from there.

Coming full circle, the last couple of weekends when we have been going at it I have been feeling this urge “back there”. I think I want to unlock the backdoor again and I know he’d be all for it. All of this led to another idea I have been intrigued with for a while, anal beads.

I have heard that they are fun and can get a girl off like no one’s business but my question is how exactly does one use them? Do they hurt? I want this to be a surprise but I want to know what I am doing. Anyone with any experience here? PLEASE HELP! Thanks

Although I suspect a lame sock, I will respond (albeit from the safety of the anon FBA log in), because I can actually provide some helpful advice here. Are they painful? Yes! At first anyway. But isn't that kind of the point? Anyway, the more you use them, the more you get used to them. And let me tell you, I recommend staying with the Chocotini foreplay for at least the first half-dozen times. But after that, you'll find the alcohol just takes away from the overall pleasure. But, be careful - they're addictive! These days, I can hardly get off without them. Not that that is necessarily a bad thing! Ha! Good luck, and let us know how it goes!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Although I suspect a lame sock, I will respond (albeit from the safety of the anon FBA log in), because I can actually provide some helpful advice here. Are they painful? Yes! At first anyway. But isn't that kind of the point? Anyway, the more you use them, the more you get used to them. And let me tell you, I recommend staying with the Chocotini foreplay for at least the first half-dozen times. But after that, you'll find the alcohol just takes away from the overall pleasure. But, be careful - they're addictive! These days, I can hardly get off without them. Not that that is necessarily a bad thing! Ha! Good luck, and let us know how it goes!

I think RM (Randy Mandy) should have MR come over and rim her for a while and then help her with the beads. No chocotinis necessary.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That song sucks. If that's what she was referring to, no advice for her!

I've never used anal beads, so I have nothing substantive to ass. I would think you push them up and pull them out. Geez, Mandy, maybe you should get some and just play with them a bit . . . or see if babes in toyland or goodvibes have any helpful guidance. I can't look from work.

Not a song reference and I just thought someone here might have some practical experience with getting the most out of them. Sheesh.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Although I suspect a lame sock, I will respond (albeit from the safety of the anon FBA log in), because I can actually provide some helpful advice here. Are they painful? Yes! At first anyway. But isn't that kind of the point? Anyway, the more you use them, the more you get used to them. And let me tell you, I recommend staying with the Chocotini foreplay for at least the first half-dozen times. But after that, you'll find the alcohol just takes away from the overall pleasure. But, be careful - they're addictive! These days, I can hardly get off without them. Not that that is necessarily a bad thing! Ha! Good luck, and let us know how it goes!

Oops. :blush:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Not a song reference and I just thought someone here might have some practical experience with getting the most out of them. Sheesh.

I was serious. I'm sure one of the sex toy sites has a discussion on using anal beads. Use lots of lube. Get the thick kind, not the regular KY crap.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Hello all. Lurker here, in need of some “adult” advice, PLEASE.

All of this led to another idea I have been intrigued with for a while, anal beads.

I have heard that they are fun and can get a girl off like no one’s business but my question is how exactly does one use them? Do they hurt? I want this to be a surprise but I want to know what I am doing. Anyone with any experience here? PLEASE HELP! Thanks

I think that RT or someone posted a link to the Good Vibrations web site, which proclaimed July (or August? sigh -- I need some of that gingko whatchamacallit memory herb) as "Anal Sex Month."

I seem to recall that there were all sorts of links with helpful information about how to use their toys for anal sex. I'll let you check, though -- my E&O carrier made me install "Nanny Net" software on all of the computers here at NB&A after an unfortunate incident involving the copier repair guy and Fenwick's secretary, so ....

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And let me tell you, I recommend staying with the Chocotini foreplay

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Chocotini foreplay is good. Scrumptiously good.

Thanks for the advice.

Mandy

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Fashionable but Anonomous
Although I suspect a lame sock, I will respond (albeit from the safety of the anon FBA log in), because I can actually provide some helpful advice here. Are they painful? Yes! At first anyway. But isn't that kind of the point? Anyway, the more you use them, the more you get used to them. And let me tell you, I recommend staying with the Chocotini foreplay for at least the first half-dozen times. But after that, you'll find the alcohol just takes away from the overall pleasure. But, be careful - they're addictive! These days, I can hardly get off without them. Not that that is necessarily a bad thing! Ha! Good luck, and let us know how it goes!

Didn't that Petunia poster post something almost exactly like this about 5 months ago?

[robustpuppy]

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