Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off - Page 88

Hank Chinaski · 09-10-2004, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Take away the gun, add some lube and you've got Hank's Friday night plans.

TM

Say what you will bitch, but I will definitely bag my limit.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-10-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Say what you will bitch, but I will definitely bag my limit.

I'm sure you will, Hank. I'm sure you will.

That's you, second from the left, right?

TM

sunnybunny · 09-10-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Any lunchboxes from your BF's collection part of this exhibition?

spree: article in Smithsonian Magazine about the current lunchbox exhibit at the Smithsonian.

Why? Because this is the FB where we warmly embrace and support each other's interests and hobbies. Although some of us would rather warmly embrace and support Halle Berry.

THanks Ms. Elk. THe Mr. has the Beatles and and Peanuts one shown in teh first photo...i'll have to carefully review the article and report on the rest. He's stopped picking up new lunch boxes for a bit...he's been purchasing mahjong sets lately. But he's been purchasing lots of presents for me as well, so I'm not complaining.

sunnybunny · 09-10-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, I'm not talking waifs or Caroline Murphy types. I'm talking chicks like Lima or that hot model who was in The Fifth Element and Dazed n Confused.* I'm not a fan of the "social x ray" look.**

* I have really lost my fucking brain - I don't know why I can't recall her fucking name... she's in some new movie right now.

** Wolfe, Bonfire.

Dude, Lima would look like a waif if she didn't have those two mellons inserted under her skin.

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-10-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Dude, Lima would look like a waif if she didn't have those two mellons inserted under her skin.

No way... she's perfectly curvy. She's got that killer Latin ass, as distinguished from JLo's fat ass, which is presently misrepresented as a perfect Latin ass.

If they're fake, so what... they still look great.

Replaced_Texan · 09-10-2004, 04:58 PM

If you started drinking last night around 7:00 and kept on going until the bar closed at 2:00, you shouldn't be shocked that you feel like shit all day today even if it was just beer. Oh, and that parting tequila shot. My every six month vow to give up tequila may be invoked soon.

That said, pho is a great hangover cure.

Hank Chinaski · 09-10-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm sure you will, Hank. I'm sure you will.

That's you, second from the left, right?

TM

world's first two-way whiff.

I thought you were saying I'd be alone in a stand with lube- you know, masturbating. So I agree, but cocky, "I'll get my limit" meaning i'll orgasm for sure.

You meant I'd be with buddies, so I whiffed.

But you thought I was being cocky like I'll get some women this weekend. so you whiffed.

Wow!

And I'm too tall (6-11) for a guy to just lean my over. Most guys would need to put me in some complicated postion to reach, and my knees hurt too much for that...........anymore.

Alex_de_Large · 09-10-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you started drinking last night around 7:00 and kept on going until the bar closed at 2:00, you shouldn't be shocked that you feel like shit all day today even if it was just beer. Oh, and that parting tequila shot. My every six month vow to give up tequila may be invoked soon.

That said, pho is a great hangover cure.

mmmmm, pho. I could eat pho every day and be perfecly happy. Yum.

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-10-2004, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
He's stopped picking up new lunch boxes for a bit...he's been purchasing mahjong sets lately.

The old skool sets with ivory, or the newer ones with faux ivory*?

*fake ivory? faux ivoire? ersatz Elfenbein?

notcasesensitive · 09-10-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you started drinking last night around 7:00 and kept on going until the bar closed at 2:00, you shouldn't be shocked that you feel like shit all day today even if it was just beer. Oh, and that parting tequila shot. My every six month vow to give up tequila may be invoked soon.

That said, pho is a great hangover cure.

speaking of hangovers, anyone use Chaser here? Mr Man and I now swear by the stuff. I'm not sure if it is because:

1. vegetable charcoal soaks up toxins from alcohol in the stomach (claims by the maker)

2. we end up drinking less because we dread having to swallow more than 4 of those giant pills in a night

or

3. total placebo effect,

but it works for us. only hangovers I've had in the last 4 months have involved unfortunate forgot-the-Chaser incidents.

notcasesensitive · 09-10-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The old skool sets with ivory, or the newer ones with faux ivory*?

*fake ivory? faux ivoire? ersatz Elfenbein?

warning, sb, this is a set-up. if you say real ivory, you'll get hit with a lecture about the ivory trade and if you say fake ivory, you'll be admitting that the bf collects even more worthless tschoskies.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-10-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
speaking of hangovers, anyone use Chaser here? Mr Man and I now swear by the stuff. I'm not sure if it is because:

1. vegetable charcoal soaks up toxins from alcohol in the stomach (claims by the maker)

2. we end up drinking less because we dread having to swallow more than 4 of those giant pills in a night

or

3. total placebo effect,

but it works for us. only hangovers I've had in the last 4 months have involved unfortunate forgot-the-Chaser incidents.

I was just going to post about Chaser, but you beat me to it. I haven't tried it yet, but soon will.

Anyone try prickly pear cactus extract? http://www.usnews.com/usnews/health/.../hb040825b.htm

What about RU-21?

(Sorry this wasn't funny Flower)

taxwonk · 09-10-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Anyone want a paintball gattling gun?

This will most definitely leave a mark...

But can it be mounted on a swift boat?

taxwonk · 09-10-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Take away the gun, add some lube and you've got Hank's Friday night plans.

TM

I'm not sure you always have to take away the gun. Be afraid for the day he comes down out of the tree, though.

Tyrone Slothrop · 09-10-2004, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
warning, sb, this is a set-up. if you say real ivory, you'll get hit with a lecture about the ivory trade and if you say fake ivory, you'll be admitting that the bf collects even more worthless tschoskies.

No set up -- I've long wanted one of the old skool sets, but I'm reluctant to buy one because I'm afraid it'll be fake. I understand the fake ones look decent, but I'm not sure they have the sound of the real ivory. My grandmother talks about walking on the streets of Hong Kong decades ago and hearing the sounds of the clacking tiles.