Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Shape Shifter]

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/

(spree: safe for work)

I had my doubts, as I always thought that The Flower was in Minnesota, but then I clicked on the "Philosophies" and came across these Flowery gems:

Smile, it's the most powerful tool on Earth!

We're all the same, just our names are different

The more you like other people the more you like your self

....and vice versa

The nicest, most patient people are the leaders in business, and around the world.

The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not.

Make sure you are always 4-5 cars back from the vehicle in front of you

[Sparklehorse]

Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I can't believe this grammatical error has passed through so many screens.

Anyway, I was guessing that Coltrane was going to post this one:

Photo of car with doggy-style sex outlines left in car dust

Anyhoo, speaking of funny looking cars, I'm driving near my house this a.m. and I come over a rise and the street is blocked in front of me. There's a Prius, by the curb, looking like it had been parked except that the inside wheel is up on the curb instead of beside it. And then there's a Honda leaning on it, with the right front tire up on the driver's door of the Prius, resting where the window would be.

Anyone have any idea how this happened? It was a quiet, twisty, narrow street, so I doubt anyone was racing. People I took to be the drivers were on the sidewalk, and they both looked like women in their 40s. I didn't get a good look, though, because I was trying too hard not to laugh as I turned around.

[SlaveNoMore]

Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

Um, lemme think.

No, No, No, No, No and YES !!!!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

define "successful"

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

That depends on what you mean by "successful."

cd


eta: damn, gwink beat me to it.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

By successful, do you mean a second date?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
define "successful"

I'll shoot low and say by "successful" I mean lasts longer than a month.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Um, lemme think.

No, No, No, No, No and YES !!!!

That's so SWEET.

(Apropos of nothing, I assume that the first five nos were .... ah, nevermind.)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I'll shoot low and say by "successful" I mean lasts longer than a month.

Ok, then. The answer is several.

eta that I think that if you are out on a first date with someone and you are having doubts about having sex with them because some part of you thinks he is a bit of a loser and then you think, hmm, maybe I will because I like to have sex and here is a perfectly good (you hope) penis, then that's probably not going to turn into a successful relationship. If, on the other hand, you are out on your date and you are a drooling mess because you can't wait to jump into bed, then that has the potential to turn out successfully.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

Would you count marriage as a "successful relationhip"?


I'm just asking.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

Yes. Married for long time. You know, I ask someone to go for chinese food and to see a band, and then my dating life is over? Who knew?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
Would you count marriage as a "successful relationhip"?


I'm just asking.

d, you might need a definition of "date" also, right?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by dtb
Would you count marriage as a "successful relationhip"?


I'm just asking.

If the people in the marriage consider it a success, then sure.

I'm just saying.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, then. The answer is several.

I'm trying to think of the maximum amount of dates I've waited for sex. I think it's 4. Anyone wait* a REALLY long time?

*or was forced to wait.